With the possibility of a hung parliament thought it may be time for the Singletrack World massive to suggest an alternative Government Cabinet.
So to start it off my suggestions for one of the 23 jobs
Secretary of State for Work and Pensions – Frank Gallagher
other jobs up for grabs are:
Prime Minister
Leader of the House of Commons
Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills
Chancellor of the Exchequer
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs
Secretary of State for Justice and Lord Chancellor
Secretary of State for the Home Department
Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs
Secretary of State for International Development
Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government
Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families
Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change
Secretary of State for Health
Secretary of State for Northern Ireland
Leader of the House of Lords
Minister for the Cabinet Office, and for the Olympics and Paymaster General
Secretary of State for Scotland
Chief Secretary to the Treasury
Secretary of State for Wales
Secretary of State for Defence
Secretary of State for Transport
Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport
I'll take Secretary of State for Defence and rename it Secretary of State for War.
i'll take tsar of culchur, meeja and beach volleyball
I'm all for a hung Parliament.
After hanging them, we can put their heads on spikes outside Parliament as an incentive to the new lot not to fiddle with our money.
For his dislike of greed cameras and caravans Jeremy Clarkson get my vote for Secretary of State for Transport