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And it just so happens that I've passed a girl a few times this week on the bike as she's been riding back from work...I've already spoken to her but she's with someone 😡
Wait in a bush then as she rides past through this out
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Then offer to fix her puncture
[i]She'll want to see if your packing enough[/i]
I hestitate but... if this is what I think it means how exactly is it established during the course of a conversation at a set of traffic lights without risking police involvement?
There is actually no traffic light option on the bit of route that I pass her on, and actually I've only seen her once a week the last few weeks, so building up a rapport probably won't work, unless I get the chalk out...
Hels, its on the North Edinburgh cycle route, and having a low opinion of myself I'd say I'd need to try the witty option, and I'm not posting pitchers up to let the baying masses decide. I'd consider myself BOBFOC 😀
I am reliably informed that women go for men who have a sense of humour and also who pay them compliments.
Start a daily conversation with a compliment. Introduce a joke (I don't know. Try Googling "Jokes that women like" or something).
If after 3 conversations max, she doesn't want to go on a date, it's not going to happen.
Which it's not anyway if the "my bf/husband" response was dropped in early.
Good luck.
I'd consider myself BOBFOC
What everyone above has said, but do it naked apart from a gimpmask. Will grab her attention and show your best side. 2 wins in one.
husband
I assume you've already checked for wedding/engagement rings?
There's a saying round these parts..."shy bairns get nowt" ...get in there man.
You have the perfect opener/icebreaker eg. "Hi, I've seen you a few times and I'll miss this cycle route coz I'm starting a new job next week"
Hopefully she'll respond and if she doesn't carry on with " do you cycle much outside work?" etc etc.
If she doesn't start chatting back then she is either not interested, a complete doughnut, or too out of breath to answer (in which case leave well alone as she'll be crap in bed).
Easy 😉
I am reliably informed that women go for men who have a sense of humour and also who pay them compliments.
Put a W on each butt cheek and moon her as she passes.
Perhaps you could go at it with a more nautral approach, many animals leave an offering of food for a potential mate and back that up with a display of their virility and manliness. As you are based on Scotland perhaps an offering of something deep fried and a firm slap accross the buttocks will intice her?
Put a W on each butt cheek and moon her as she passes.
😆
I assume you've already checked for wedding/engagement rings
Is this after you have rugby-tackled her? Grab her hand hard to check? Abit like fishing? Release her back into the wild if she is married?
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God did i read that bit wrong first time round
Grab her hand hard to check? Abit like fishing
replace the h with a t. Thats a sure fire way to get her attention!!
Spear gun?
rugby-tackled her
I was going to suggest a cursory glance. However why not just T-Bone her.
well we've really built this up so a good opener would be to say "smile" as you take her picture on your mobile and when she asked WTF say it's to show the lads on the forum...
Soooooo, I'm guessing a lot of you guys are still single, right?
[i]Soooooo, I'm guessing a lot of you guys are still single, right?[/i]
Well, yeah, but only 'cos my wife left me. What's your point?
Or again, anyway.
+1... again.
So nickc (assuming c = Casanova) how should Kit do it?
Soooooo, I'm guessing a lot of you guys are still single, right?
Soooooo, a sense of humour clearly wasn't what your wife/girlfriend saw in you then?
Personally, I get easily bored with run-of-the-mill consensual relationships. Where's the [i]frisson[/i] if you just "meet someone in a pub" or "snog them at the office party"? You don't get any of the build-up, the planning. There's none of the screaming, and the sex is all wishy-washy and "do you mind if I...?"
[pulls up next to her at junction and smiles winningly]
"Hi, I see you cycling every morning and I'm developing a crush. Could we go on a date?"
BTW. [b]We need pictures![/b]
Personally, I get easily bored with run-of-the-mill consensual relationships. Where's the frisson if you just "meet someone in a pub" or "snog them at the office party"? You don't get any of the build-up, the planning. There's none of the screaming, and the sex is all wishy-washy and "do you mind if I...?"
😯
Did you [i]really[/i] need a smiley on that robdob? [i]Really?[/i] 🙄 🙂
I've just had a horrid horrid horrid yet somewhat hilarious thought...The North Edinburgh Cycle Route you say?
What bike is it? You see...I can think of a lass I know who cycles along there...and SHE POSTS ON THIS VERY FORUM!!!
Dun Dun Duuurrrrrrrrrrr
roadie_in_denial - Member
I've just had a horrid horrid horrid yet somewhat hilarious thought...The North Edinburgh Cycle Route you say?What bike is it? You see...I can think of a lass I know who cycles along there...and SHE POSTS ON THIS VERY FORUM!!!
so youknow her, so you'll also know if she's a "hottie" too..?? can you confirm this 😆
I can't believe this hasn't been mentioned. She could be a purveyor of the sapphic arts (lady mountain bikers are like lady tennis players) and therefore you should try 'Are you sure you're gay? Maybe we should make the beast with two backs a couple of times to make sure.' Lesbians love that sort of brash honesty. Afterall, they're only gay because a real man hasn't seen to them yet. These are proper facts by the way. I've seen a lot of californian documentaries on them.
Alternatively, you could just say 'Hi, my name's Kit. Would you like to get a coffee sometime?'
I can think of several people that cycle the very same route but dunt mean I fancy them...
oh and if you or who ever are the hottie - get some pics up so we can see you 🙂
SHE POSTS ON THIS VERY FORUM!!!
.... username? C'mon it's Friday stalking thread afterall!
What bike is it? You see...I can think of a lass I know who cycles along there...
After you - I could tell you any bike and you'd be so OMG!!Thats so TOTALLY her!!lol
I'll confirm/deny if you give me a clue 🙂
Do it...come on..tell us who it is????
Name and shame with pics please
ok....is it a CX bike?
Now this is [i]entertainment![/i]
I can regrettably confirm that it's not her on the CX. I am sorry; it was building up to be exciting though.
Now go to her at tell her "I love you like a fat kid loves cakes" works wonders with the ladies.
Must confess I'm at it as well.
In my case we meet along a bridleway and I've ended up timing the ride so that we meet at a particular gate at 17:19 exactly. That way I can check for wedding rings, scars, tattoos etc 😆
KIT hurry up boy and answer the man...
yeah come on....i got 8 mins til i'm off, then a 45 min drive without knowing!!!!!
daveatextrem... approach is making GeeTee's look shoddy and amateur - he should hang his head...
I'm a leg and bum man, myself, so I'd hate to ruin her.
I'm a "whichever part is facing me" man 🙂
You're not Dave of GeeTee fame are you?
Sounds like the lady referred to by roadie_in_denial is another option....
Right i'm off...there'd best be an answer on here by the time i get home!!
What kind of CX bike? Is she dark haired? There's a few that I've passed recently 🙂