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If someone offered you, for example, a shed load of bricks, would that be enough bricks to fill up a shed, or would it be the same as a load of bricks that had been shed off a lorry if it had rolled over.

I've not actually been offered a shed load of anything recently, just my random thought for the day.


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:07 am
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Somewhere between a hut load and a garage load if the former..?!


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:08 am
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4 1/2 shed loads = a job lot


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:12 am
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Do not confuse a shed-load with a sh!t-load. Different thing altogether.


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:13 am
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A little more than lots, but less than oodles.


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:13 am
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And 72 bucket loads = a shed load


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:14 am
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is that a metric or imperial shed?


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:15 am
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Years ago, my uncle was offered a shed load of wood, as in a a load of wood that fell off a lorry. (A lorry had fallen off the A14 and shed its load of wood). I've always thought of a shed load as being that which came off a lorry ever since. So in answer, a shed load is that which fits on a lorry.


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:16 am
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26.7 cubic ft


 
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[i] Do not confuse a shed-load with a sh!t-load. [/i]

I'm guessing a shed-load is way bigger, so the order is

One
Some
Loads
Oodles
A multitude of innumerable defined objects
A sh!t-load
A shed-load

But what's after a shed-load?


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:17 am
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But what's after a shed-load?

Pay attention 0016!

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4 1/2 shed loads = a job lot


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:19 am
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I feel both ashamed and dirty, thepurist. ๐Ÿ˜ณ


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:21 am
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Now go and stand in the corner and think about what you've done ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:22 am
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* moves to corner, standing *

Yessir!


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:24 am
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But what's after a shed-load?

It then goes into multiples of sheds:

Decka-shed
Hecto-shed
Kilo-Shed
Giga-Shed
Tera-shed etc

until you reach the theoretical limit

Known as McMoonter, which is a quantity of sheds just the other side of infinity and which increases exponentially. Brian Cox has declared this to be proof of god.


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:25 am
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Years ago, my uncle was offered a shed load of wood, as in a a load of wood that fell off a lorry.

Every day is learning day here at STW ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:31 am
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Metric or imperial shedload? They still use the imperial shedload in the states, though they tend to call it a hutload.


 
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But what's after a shed-load?

Not a ****-ton then? EDIT: rhymes with huck


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:42 am
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I was once staying in the Officers Mess at Cranwell and they had a shed built up in the lobby area that was full of beer. It was a prize for that nights dining-in night, 'Win a shed load of beer'. The beer was drunk by 10pm at which point the shed was set on fire.


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:44 am
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So... if someone offers you a shed-load of stuff, how can the volume you receive be accurately quantified? It may be a shed-load, but unless you have some measure to hand, you may only get oodles.

Do you need a shed for this?

* yearns for sheddage *


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:45 am
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Metric or imperial shedload? They still use the imperial shedload in the states, though they tend to call it a hutload.

No, no, no - a hut-load was the old Whitworth measure, the Yanks still use shack-loads...


 
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But what's after a shed-load?

Several quantities.


 
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No, no, no - a hut-load was the old Whitworth measure, the Yanks still use shack-loads...

You're right enough, my apologies- I've been dealing lately with hillbilly engineers who insist that their shackloads are "cabin loads" and that confused me.


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:50 am
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the Yanks still use shack-loads...

Uh, no, that's a provincial term, confined to Alabama and the northeastern fringes of Kentucky. I'm surprised I have to tell you this. ๐Ÿ™„

And an imperial shedload is defined thusly:

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Posted : 06/08/2013 11:51 am
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Does any one else but Derbyshire folks use the sayings...

Rook-of
Forgle-of

These aren't quite as big as a shed-load, but they're more than a barrow-load!


 
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the Yanks still use shack-loads...

Uh, no, that's a provincial term, confined to Alabama and the northeastern fringes of Kentucky. I'm surprised I have to tell you this.

Apologies, my mistake - I'm getting it mixed up with the old Louisiana chaque-load which was based on the pre-Napoleonic French measure of the same name...


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:56 am
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You're bang on the money with the chaque-load, JN. No arguments there. Fats Domino has been known to eat "a chaque-load of Gumbo" on occasion.


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 11:59 am
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what about if a load of sheds is shed off the back of a lorry?


 
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Fats Domino has been known to eat "a chaque-load of Gumbo" on occasion.

Correct. And Napoleon Bonaparte, before he became Emperor, suggetsed during the Reign of Terror that the [i]Sans Coulotte[/i] be dispersed "avec un chaque-load du grape-shot, squire. Ricky tick!"


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 12:05 pm
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It then goes into multiples of sheds:

Decka-shed
Hecto-shed
Kilo-Shed
Giga-Shed
Tera-shed etc

then Mega-shed, or as its been nicknamed, a 'footflaps'.


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 12:05 pm
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Quite simple really. A 'shed load' is equal to half a 'Klondyke'.


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 12:06 pm
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where does ''a pocket full'' fit into this.


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 12:26 pm
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pretty low down to be honest


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 12:28 pm
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Now all I can do is wonder... what has totalshell got in its pocketses?


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 12:31 pm
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Nothing, hes just pleased to see you.


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 12:32 pm
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Given my foxiness, I expected nothing less. ๐Ÿ˜€

For context, I confess that people often try to give me loads in sheds.


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 12:33 pm
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How many shed loads to a Wales or is that mixing up volume and area?


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 12:55 pm
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Really we need to compare to a london bus, an olympic swimming pool, an elephant or Trafalgar Monument, as these seem to be standard units of measurement.

How many shed loads of wood has McMoonter got?


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 1:21 pm
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Metric or imperial shedload? They still use the imperial shedload in the states, though they tend to call it a hutload.

Actually, the US are so far behind they don't even use Imperial, they use the system we used BEFORE Imperial!


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 1:23 pm
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is a shed load the same as a man-cave load? would shed be imperial and man-cave metric?


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 1:31 pm
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A shed load is less that a wheen.


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 1:36 pm
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A shed load is quite a lot, apparently

but is "a lot" just quite a large amount or is it the amount that you buy at auction ?


 
Posted : 06/08/2013 1:43 pm
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In Liverpool they measure volume in lorras. It's a Saxon measurement originally I think.


 
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In Liverpool they measure volume in lorras. It's a Saxon measurement originally I think.

I thought the Scouse unit of weight was the alloy wheel?


 
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