I mean awesome enough to justify getting a mountainbike again?
Clearly I never managed to be awesome 24/7 365 days a year, so I did the honourable thing and sold my mountainbike.
I tried I really did. I once thought I'd overtaken a roadie, but it turned out that he wasn't a roadie, he just happened to have bought a road bike and anyway he wasn't racing....or so he said.
Then I tried 24 solos, but during the events I would get overtaken. And rather foolishly I had donned lycra, I had actually let myself get overtaken wearing lycra...what was I thinking.
What do I need to do, or is awesomeness something you can't buy.
Yours quite clearly pathetic of Bedford.
Going out now and taking my skinny shaven legs with me. If I don't come back you know why 😥
You can only become awesome if you listen to dance music init!
Be not afraid of awesomeness: some men are born awesome, some achieve awesomeness, and some have awesomeness thrust upon them.
some have awesomeness thrust upon them
If you thrust your awesomeness on me and I ever find out I'll be very annoyed.
I don't like the idea of someone thrusting their awesomeness on me.
Oh... you will 😉
Don't you just have to talk a load of bollocks and be a self proclaimed expert on everything?
CRC have awesomeness on special this week
It's all about the car!
According to [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/down-to-the-rider-or-the-bike ]this[/url] thread you need a Ragley Blue Pig 🙂
I an awful
Is that near to awsome?
I am also fat which is nearly phat and I a sick which is nearly sik and the other day our heating was playing up so i bled that rad which must count for something.
Change your name to Matt
Start surfing.
asking how, especially on the internet, results in karma blockage, preventing any further progress on the path to Awesome
iDave may be right, however DrityGirlonaBike and I are setting up a Convent which should set you back on the right path. Awesomeness will be gained through hard physical exercise, spiritual enlightenment and payment of your membership fees...
Don't be in awe of the awe,embrace the awe,become at one with the awe.
Repeat this mantra "I flow down. I am not tense. I have heels down. I refuse to use brakes" constantly and at high volume.
I know nothing of this convent. I forbid it. Unless there is Tequila.
LOL Roschach 🙂
iDave... we are in the early stages of planning. You're more than welcome to join in a technical capacity... bring Tequila but none of that salt and lemon b*****x!
If I join can I alter a nun's habit?
Tequila will be administered neat.
It's all about making the most of life, being passonate about things, being positive,having fun etc? That would define it for me.
IMHO. 🙂
Your intrusion into the outfits of followers could be mandated in the Convent gospel?
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iDave may be right, however DrityGirlonaBike and I are setting up a Convent which should set you back on the right path. Awesomeness will be gained through hard physical exercise, spiritual enlightenment and payment of your membership fees...
Reminds me of Bill Hicks talking about David Koresh and the Branch Davidians at Waco.. "failed rockstar with a messianic complex.... sounds like most of my freinds"
To the OP yep BluePig it is...
Why do you need to be awesome? Can't you just be happy?
Ride your bike and try to nail something new each time - even if it's only a little thing - that's what I do - makes me happy - it's personal I guess 🙂
You could try getting a tattoo...
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The road to awesomeness to another knock whilst out today, as I was overtaken on Toms Hill by two riders from the Anders Electronics team, though they kindly let me sit on their wheel for a bit.
And at some point I'm sure I started to think about aquiring a compact chainset.