[Closed] How apt is your forum name?

I am charged with ensuring the safety of an elf. 😐

Never do sport without cider!

Rode with a camelback full of cans and bottles to the beach last night, then went to the pub for some more!

I am charged with ensuring the safety of an elf

Are you Santa Claus ?

sadly... 🙁

Are you Santa Claus ?

No; I'm an Elfinsafety officer for Hackney Council. There's a lot of responsibility with this job; I have to go to diversity workshops and wear a stab vest at all times.

'RealMan' is praps one of the most un-apt forum names of anyone. Isn't he a skinny teenage inexperienced lad or something? Looks about 14 in his pics.

Very.

My pseudo comes from the French (and Spanish) title of "Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei", a film about a sold-out generation of 68 businessman and the Edukators - anarchistic altermondialists. There's a bit of both in me so it seemed a good pseudo. Most STWers though just assume I'm a teacher which I'm not though I have been.

Not at all.

I am known as Smiffy

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I always get thing wrong.

It's a long story...

I love you all. As individuals andas a whole.
And while I'm
On the subject, I love lamp.
Seriously, I'm a friendly type guy,or poss, a good pal, as they say up here.

my name's John. I play drums (for fun, not for a living, sadly)

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No at all apt,

Not called Luke, Don't look like Paul Newman, couldn't eat 50 boiled eggs, never been in prison (for more than a night anyway!) never ridden a motorbike and never tried to jump over barbed with (on a motorbike)

Not cool at all but I do have hands.

never ridden a motorbike and never tried to jump over barbed with (on a motorbike)

Erm, weren't that someone else?

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I'm called steve and I used to play in a band called broken oath (we split up due to getting old!!). So i guess its not as apt as it used to be.

One of the best usernames though.

Not very.

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Ahh **** I was leaving that post open for the OP!

How stupid and childish, claiming the wunundredth post. 🙄

It's pretty sad when you get 99, and then come back for 100. It's something only a tory would do though, so no surprise.

Mother's British; Father's German. Saxon on both sides, and I ride. When I'm not in traction or whatever.

I dunno

my name plus i was the main man in a band called 'no consequence' for 5 years

might ask the mods to change it to "iSexyparty"

i do like to be by the seaside

I am not slim ,might be a tube to some; but i do loves me some slimtubing on a bicycle.

I'm huge and taste of soap...

DAmn it slip out for an hour and suddenly you pass the ton.

McHamish - Member
It's not my name, but I'm Scottish (although I've lived in England for the past 31 years and can't even do a passable Scottish accent).

In my first job in the city I worked at a bank with a bunch of cockney types who insisted on nicknames for everyone...they called me Hamish.

Hamish was already taken so I stuck a Mc on the front.

If I was more creative I would have thought of something hilarious and clever.

I was McSpikey when down south i had very short hair and was grumpy with idiots and a Jock so......

er ......vinegar stroke 😯

Umm. Well, let's see. Molgrips are very useful, and I.. umm..

I'm quite clingy? That's a bit like holding onto things tightly?

It's "Mole Grips" though isn't it? I pronounce your name as rhyming with the "mol" in "Molly" anyway 🙂

The Edukators (as it is known over here) is a top top film. 😀

My login name is just my name, disappointingly.

Smugfroggywhinysocialist would be more apt.

Its a love or hate thing ...

Mine couldn't be more appropriate.
I've written the best Christmas song ever and I hate PC World.

It's "Mole Grips" though isn't it?

Er, the plier things are known variously as self grip pliers, vice grips, mole grips or molgrips. My name is molgrips as in molly though.

I'm waiting for someone to say 'Your name is apt, you are a tool'.

Do you need a photo 😯

I'd never be so cruel 😛

Molly...Your name is apt, you are a tool

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Whereas Philly on the other hand... 🙂

'Girl' is, er, being a wee bit economical with the truth. 😉

Jeez, I don't care, I love my bikes and they make me feel like a girl. 😆

And I bet you couldn't even make me happy for the rest of my life.

Would joke at work that I could listen to a bike being ridden past and tell you how much it was going to cost to service...

If I were to have a special power though, I'd rather have a better one than that!

Well I'm not exactly Ukrainian now am I

Very apt, I use conditioner and trim split ends once a quarter 😉

Totally not apt

Whatsoever

Yes.

Unimaginative - I should change it

Unimaginative - I should change it

You want to kill someone called Anne!!!?

😯

It was just given to me by the back in the gogrannygo days when the 'ladies' decided I am a hoe weilding geordie serial killer. Couldnt be further from the truth really.

Yes, & yes for my previous log in of allthegearnoidea, I see no point in lying.
That is all.

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Elfinsafety - Member

How stupid and childish, claiming the wunundredth post.
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I am number 10

Anagram of my name; Shameer Khan.

very 😀

bikewhisperer - Member

Would joke at work that I could listen to a bike being ridden past and tell you how much it was going to cost to service...

Can you tell that by the quality of the car it is unloaded from too? 😉

😳

No. Grade 2 and going thin on top. 😕

Name here may not be very apt.

I don't actually [i]glow[/i] or otherwise radiate light and the name has been truncated by some here to "Lumi", etc.

Mines an anagram. Its rude and I love it!!

Not particularly as I'm not a Marsupial....although most of my trousers do have pockets so I could be subconciously compensating with my clothing choices 🙂

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totally.

Rudi is my middle name...

I hope so, except that it does rather invite people to remark (hilariously) "more like wrong place wrong time... fnaar, fnaar" when I cock things up.

"I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life."

I'm only 14 and a half.

Not very, don't own a Kona anymore. Have smoked a few in my time though 😀

Its a nickname I inherited from riding buddies many years ago.

Something to do with my my total lack of ability to slide/ride/ski/slide/ride/slide muddy DH sections 😉

Club coach. Carbon bike, and a carbon cage now keeping my spine together!

Because when I tagged onto a group ride, on of the riders wives referred to me as bigyinn, inferring a similarity to Billy Connolly. i.e. from Glasgow, with long hair and a beard.

no longer apt as it snapped in half :0

Painfully so

Yes 😕

I'm curious as to how WCA got his name given that was BEFORE the crowd surfing incident which was pretty world class.

Long and varied history of breaking things. Ironically, my job is to fix things.

spectacularly unimaginative
I'm an man. Care to guess where I live... ?

Mine is my old street name, which is also a northumbrian village.

funnily enough, my new street name, warkworth, is also a northumbrian village

Yes.
There was/is an Ex_Pat on here too, (s)he was first so perhaps I should change it.

My son and I with one of my instructors Lucio "Lagarto" Rodrigues. Anybody who knows bjj will know that he is rather good.
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