[Closed] Hi everyone 🙂

Hi babe 8)

do you ?

I ride bikes a bit

I think you've got the wrong site, we just talk about riding bikes.

(Welcome)

OK, which northern truck driver's alter-ego are you?

**sniffs**

Mmmmm, I smell oestrogen.

Uh-oh. Looks like a mleh love in approaching.

*battens hatches*

Boing!

Bikes? What are they, pray tell??? 😯

Had a beer yet Rude? Mmmmm...cold beer!

LOL! Had a couple last night. 2 days off is pretty good, I think. I'm not going teetotal ffs!

Reduced intake, 2-3 beer-free nights a week; that's the plan.

hello there!

hello LGB.
this isn't going to end well, although i'm pleased to see goog got the first reply in anyway!

unfortunately, "your" place is blocked at my work so i can't post there as much as i'd like to...

Bikes? What are they, pray tell???

bikes, you know - them things that swallow finances, throw you off at the worst possible moment and cause relationship break-ups by the bucketload??

Hey xherbivorex

Why's my little corner of the internerd blocked where you are? It's not that offensive, surely?

*thinks*

ok, maybe i should consider upgrading to software with a swear filter...

and thanks for the welcomes everyone 🙂

women, you know - them things that swallow finances, toss you off at the worst possible moment and cause relationship break-ups by the bucketload??

Works both ways.....Bikes are quite similar and almost a good substitute

nah it's not the content that's an issue; we use some pretty draconian web filtering and it blocks a load of forums and social networking type sites.

women, you know - them things that swallow finances, toss you off at the worst possible moment and cause relationship break-ups by the bucketload??

Works both ways.....Bikes are quite similar and almost a good substitute

Indeed, both have three usable holes.

women, you know - them things that swallow finances, toss you off at the worst possible moment

I usually find that a good moment. Speaking of which,, could the mods provide free keyboard-wipes with every new-female-member thread?

Do real, actual women who are more than about 13 years old [i]ever[/i] register on websites with names like "littlegirlbunny" or "bikeminx" or "feelhowwetyou'vemademe" and then post threads with the title "Hello Boys!"?

It all just feels a little bit post-ironic. 🙂

This one has. I don't have biological proof but I'm fairly certain she is a woman over 13

Perhaps some of them are men who know that they'll get attention by having a girlie title.

careful - she be from over there

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cynic-al - Member
This one has. I don't have biological proof but I'm fairly certain she is a woman over 13

Heh heh..

:glasses:

she's definitely over 13/16 or I'm looking at some serious porridge 8)

careful - she be from over there

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Wales?

Sorry BD - FoxyChick is female and beyond her teens (just).

If it's the LGB I know, I can confirm she is a) a women and b) over 13. Mebbies just a bit of post modern ironic feminism coming through....

Pook - Member
careful - she be from over there

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Its over there ----------------> now... 🙄

If you wanna check you'll have to pay goog in hard cash

I gots a new bike to buy

A mystery character, she's always been moving too bloody fast for positive identification ...

Get paypal set up, you'll have enough by the end of the afternoon

Fairy nuff. 🙂

Get paypal set up, you'll have enough by the end of the afternoon

£4500's worth? For one of these ------>

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*goes off to paypal site

Can I have your 222 when you've got the lappy then? I have a plan to finish off jambo through laughter-induced axphyxiation ...

ooo, tasty

Can I have your 222 when you've got the lappy then? I have a plan to finish off jambo through laughter-induced axphyxiation ...

If you like ADH, although you do know I have managed to ovalise the shock mounts on the frame, the mech hanger is only held on by a small brass bolt and I have no idea how the brakes are actually working considering the fragmenting pads, dont you?

On the other hand it is a proper point-n-shoot-tank-of-a-bike so it may last long enough to do the trick.

Hmmmm, tea anyone?

*waves @ Malvern*

(In the voice of Terry Thomas)... 'Helloww'

& I'm 53, so don't go getting any ideas, Right?

(In the voice of Terry Thomas)... 'Helloww'

& I'm 5'3", so don't go getting any ideas, Right?

Midget 😉

****ing shonky site 🙄

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pics please ...

Hmmm....think I actually said 53, not 5'3". close though cos I'm only 5'6". Not 56.

[i]rOcKeTdOg - is a member

*waves @ Malvern*[/i]

lonely are we?

*waves @Jimbo and the other hangers on*,it's nice to know u care enough to start a thread on mleh for me, I didn't realise how much u missed me *sheds a tear*

And goog, a 3some? Are u that bad at it u need some help? 😉

Nice to know you're not a raging pervert anymore RD, the bromide pills working are they?

Anyway, its you that walked out of mleh, why don't you come back if you miss us ?