[Closed] Hi all

make sure to include a lolcat or a .gif of a running animal at the end of each post and you'll be fine 😀

where are you based, what do you ride and other such questions?
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Au contraire, I love pushy boobs.

[i]Have been MTBing for quite some time but I'm not very good at it.[/i]

you'll fit right in.

I think it's gonna be a long long time, to be honest.

hi everyone just signed up to post unsolicited opinions

Unsolicited opinions are the best. Followed closely by ill-informed opinions. I certainly try to be generous with all of mine.

Hi

welcome, remember...

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PTFU!

Pandas are rubbish animals. Evolutionary dead end.

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That's an unsolicited and ill-informed opinion Elfie.

Well done you 😀

welcome.this is a great forum to be on (there are some great/kind people on here)i'm a crap rider also,but still love riding my bike,even though i am the slowest rider in history 😀

Pandas and killer whales are directly related. FACT

Penguins and badgers are also directly related, but the two pairs are in no way related to each other.

If you mate a fox with a badger you get a box, or a fadger.

I've yet to see a fox having sexytime with a penguin however.

I've yet to see a fox having sexytime with a penguin however.

I've been shown a picture of a fox bumming an octopus, but can't remember where it was.

even though i am the slowest rider in history

That's certainly a bold claim to be making around these parts 😀

Foctopussy Galore!

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I saw this whilst walking the dogtopus the other day.

I've been shown a picture of a fox bumming an octopus, but can't remember where it was.

Do octopox even have bums?

now if only it was bumming an octopus....

Cougar - Member

I've been shown a picture of a fox bumming an octopus, but can't remember where it was.

Do octopox even have bums?

Yes, but I can't remember where on the octopus it is. Can't you read?

Torm can you send me that picture...

My LQTM almost erupted into a full blown LOL then!

Yes, but I can't remember where on the octopus it is. Can't you read?

I wasn't serious, jus' squidding.

amateurs there is only one Rocket Man!!!

Oh hi by the way

Hi Rocketman.
Have you got a map board on your bike, or is it still just me ?

Will try to maintain a low profile nobody likes pushy noobs eh?

Now look - you lot have scared the poor guy off already 😯

You know, I've been badgered and foxed. I've also had a gander and been goosed. I may have dogged and ratted...

But I never panda.

[i]nobody likes pushy noobs eh?[/i]

LOL, I read that as pushy boobs as well...One track mind.

If the replies here don't scare you off, nothing will. Greetings 🙂

thanks for the warm welcome you have made me feel right at home. Not sure about the pandas and foxes and stuff but i am a bit slow like that

if anyone's interested I am 48 (how old?) and live about a mile from Cannock Chase so that's my local loop. Have been riding there 2/3 times a week since the mid-90s on a variety of bikes some of which I still have. A friend of mrs.rocket has a holiday home in deepest darkest Wales so we try to get over there when we can in exchange for mowing the lawns and fixing the fence etc.

will carry on lurking for a bit until I can contribute something worthwhile.

will carry on lurking for a bit until I can contribute something worthwhile

*shakes head*

Nobody ever got anywhere with that sort of attitude!

EDIT: Come to think of it I'm yet to make a worthwhile contribution.

Hi ya, age is not an issue as long as you out and having fun.

live about a mile from Cannock Chase so that's my local loop. Have been riding there 2/3 times a week since the mid-90s on a variety of bikes some of which I still have

Ohh I reckon that deserves a picture thread in itself, go on show us what ya got! (really/honestly)

Have been MTBing for quite some time but I'm not very good at it.

Somewhat over qualified I'd say. Have you tried XC Racer.com?

if you dont have knitted whoring mittens then you'll struggle here, they come free when you subscribe to ST or the Barnsleymitch knitted eating suit fan-club

I'm with Elf. Pandas are shite.

Tell that to this guy...

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Pandas rock!

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Don't defend pandas. They are rubbish. Any creature that will only eat one food type, one that contains so little nutrients that they have to spend all their waking hours chewing leaving no time to shag deserves to be extinct.

rocketman is no relation, just to assure everyone

Surely he's your best friend?

glad I asked about the pandas 🙂

hey rocketdog!

Just a little hello to Rocketman and welcome

What I like about the forum is the group rides - try and get out on one or two of these to meet people off here in real life, as there are many many top people on these boards.

Si