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[Closed] Help needed! Getting out of the friend zone!

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To be honest that looks pretty much like an East London warehouse to me. Silly hat. Daft tache. Could just have been last week with an instagram filter.


 
Posted : 12/12/2012 12:12 pm
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"Sweet" !! That **** word.
Every time a woman has used it to me, it meant "No, I like you but my knickers are staying firmly in place."


 
Posted : 12/12/2012 12:40 pm
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Fair point! If she uses the word 'sweet' is one of the potential H bombs in a woman's vocabulary. The damage is potentially limitless.

'Ahhhhhhhh I think you're really sweet' actually translates as 'you see that table over there? That's about as sexually alluring as you. Possibly more so. Actually... its probably got a better chance of waking up with me tomorrow morning, than you. You're a nice guy, I suppose. In a 'my mum likes you' type of way, but its never going to happen"

The only word/phrase in the female vocab that contains an even more destructive back story is one I'm sure strikes fear into all our very mortal souls. For when you hear it, you just [i]know [/i] the potential implications are truly devastating. The carnage that stems from its mere utterance will echo down the days and weeks in front of you .....

No. I'm/it's [b]fine![/b]

*shudders* ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 12/12/2012 12:50 pm
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'you see that table over there? That's about as sexually alluring as you

In Victorian times, that would have meant the opposite.

How old are you again?


 
Posted : 12/12/2012 1:42 pm
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Currently trying to decide if I walk out my job!


 
Posted : 12/12/2012 2:07 pm
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yeah **** the job, go and do a Gump and ride your bike coast to coast for 3years,2months,14days and 16hours. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 12/12/2012 2:16 pm
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There is only one way this can end:

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Posted : 12/12/2012 2:26 pm
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[quote=sparkyrhino ]yeah **** the job, go and do a Gump and ride your bike coast to coast for 3years,2months,14days and 16hours.

I'm seeing less Gump, more this awesome feller. That way the OP can help people rather than just turn into an autistic yeti

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Posted : 12/12/2012 2:41 pm
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Currently trying to decide if I walk out my job!

Whoa! Slow down there. This needs another thread.


 
Posted : 12/12/2012 4:46 pm
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Well if you're quitting anyway you might as well start hitting on every female employee to ease the pain of Little Miss "Sweet".


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 10:28 am
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[i]autistic yeti[/i]

Ah !, sweet memories.
๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 11:17 am
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Can we keep the closed thread going here?
Stick in wellwellwell, true love will blossom soon I'm sure!!


 
Posted : 21/01/2013 10:51 pm
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Yep, can't see why the new thread got closed.


 
Posted : 21/01/2013 11:02 pm
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back in before th


 
Posted : 21/01/2013 11:09 pm
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Spending time together, no sex. Either gay best friend or you got married and didn't notice.

Edit - before the lock!


 
Posted : 21/01/2013 11:10 pm
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Genuine good luck. I lusted after a pal at Uni for a year before we got together, and had a good year together before drifting apart and staying amicable.
Plenty of warnings about getting hurt by the STW-ers, so take care...


 
Posted : 21/01/2013 11:10 pm
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I lusted after a girl when I was at college. She was beautiful and we got on famously but she didnt think of me as anything other than a friend. We stayed in touch for a long time. 15yrs or so. We met up again by chance at the end if 2007. We got married in 2008. Toppers jnr mkII arrives in march.


 
Posted : 21/01/2013 11:17 pm
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cocked,locked and ready to rock

no wait, what going on?


 
Posted : 21/01/2013 11:25 pm
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Just read on page 11 about OP's knock back and I'm gutted I was really hoping for a happy ending ๐Ÿ˜ฅ it just ain't Hollywood. Saying that OP could of put some romance into it and started wooing her slowly so she would of started to think differently about him. How's he going to cope when she tells him of a new bloke and how wonderful the sex is, he should get some therapy ASAP IMO.


 
Posted : 21/01/2013 11:31 pm
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Yep, can't see why the new thread got closed.

It's obvious ain't it?.......a mod must have been turned down by a "long time female friend" in similar circumstances and the pain of rejection is still there, crushing his will to live and turning that pain into righteous anger as he wields the [i] post closed [/i] button.


 
Posted : 21/01/2013 11:37 pm
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a mod must have been turned down by a "long time female friend"

Could've been male ... just saying, like ... ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 21/01/2013 11:40 pm
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long dark lonely winter nights change a man


 
Posted : 21/01/2013 11:42 pm
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You do have company tonight don't you piemonster? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 21/01/2013 11:46 pm
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