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OP - here is the solution to your problem...
[url= http://www.presentsformen.co.uk/fresh-drop-smell-stop-prod6842/ ]Fresh Drop[/url]
It's a thin oil. One drop (pre-evacuation) spreads over the surface of the pan water. The brown steamers sink below the surface and the vapours are contained.
I works. My mother in law bought some and just happened to mention its properties to me when I visited... Oh the shame.
Having man flu really throws my system. I've had one very average dump today, I usually manage three with ease! I'm getting a coffee machine for Xmas.....I'm I going to need to wear a nappy?!!
Hahaha, that woodcutter I will have to try!
I keep thinking someone is surely gonna mention it to me sooner or later. Thought it was coming today when a colleague walked into the office after my morning session announcing "what's that stench?", turns out he meant one of the girls perfumes was very strong... Lucky that as it was a particularly wiffy one at 11am on the dot, even in my opinion!
The opposite of Fresh Drop would be [url= http://www.liquidass.com/ ]Liquid Ass.[/url]
How about drinking a pint of water beofre breakfast to flush your digestive system out?
Anyone who doesn't find this the funniest thread in a long time needs to have a word with themselves.
I've literally been giggling away to myself in an open plan office. 10.30am every day for me and I totally agree loud and proud is the way.
Farts are funny, its a fact of life. Even other people's farts are funny when you're like me and don't have a sense of smell.
Now I'm giggling at the thought of my dog who scares himself every time he farts.
I feel for the OP because work dumps are never pleasant especially if you only have one trap!!
A place I worked at previously had only three traps and went through a lot of traffic and there was one deviant that used to fuse his muck to the porcelain. God knows how, it seemed to actually alter the chemical compostion of the Armitage Shanks....
Back to the OP - Personally I would embrace the situation and go for the manly approach, make as many neanderthal style grunts as possible, take as long as is practical and then emerge triumphantly fist pumping the air singing "I'm walking in the air."
You will become an office legend.
Now I'm giggling at the thought of my dog who scares himself every time he farts.
our bitch is the same, just doesn't get them ! She also doesn't like mine much either 😮
Excellent, a poopie-post.
6.40am. Exactly. Every day for, oh, a good 6 months.
The thought of riding 10 miles full of waste always induces happiness.
And Mrs.C gets up at 6.50 to brush her teeth :-).
MrB brings some class to the proceceedings;
What about a litter tray under the desk,you can squeeze one out any time you like,I'm sure after 1 or 2 evacuations they will be more than grateful to dedicate the superloo to you.