[Closed] Help me name my house...

Dunupgrading

137.

Even better if you're between number 62 and number 66.

Sudocreme Cat Cottage

Castle Spatula

Fort Uppanayme

Dunkillin

Llamedos

Wybourne.
Just also change you're name to Thirteenth Duke at the same time...

Tŷ Bach

DunReading.

Frottage Cottage.

The Institute

At times like this a man perfectly reasonably asks himself... what would Jack Duckworth do?

Mistress Fongs budget knocking shop, casino and opium den for the frisky but frugal gentleman

Those are some nice options, especially the Frottage. (When isn’t it?) it’s a tad big for a Ty Bach, and we’ve still got plenty of upgrading to go- it’s a bit antiquated!

We are about 200m back from the river, with most of the village inbetween. I did think of calling it ‘Thames View’ with ‘wait a few years’ in small letters below...

Housey mchouse face?

Flay Otters?

Ye house, Lord House, Ace House, The Cinnamons or Excalibur Cottage

leatherface lodge

Could I give a nod to my musical preferences and call it ‘Stepinsidethis House’?

Whosinthe House

Clocksinthe House

Dunnaming

Aitchfur

The Cottagers Cottage

La Maison Derrière

Oxo Towers.

Louise , always warm and welcoming .

Baby Robin’s Nest.

Dundoggin.

27.5

You live in Berk’shire..

Why not:

NotQuiteWinsorCastleButItsMyHomeFnarrFnarr

Binners house should be called Bad Manors

Sudocreme Cat Cottage

Plaintive Mews?

Acid House

bell end's

Plaintive Mews?

I genuinely can't breathe.  That's your best one yet.

Stalag Luft III

I genuinely can’t breathe. That’s your best one yet.

Shovel enough shit and sooner or later you'll turn up a diamond 😉

Timberline Lodge? (It’s apparently the name of the hotel used for The Shining, and I am Johnny, after all...)

And Perchy, that’s a real skill there...!

Again, you live in Berk’shire..

So:

ARightRoyalBerk

Picolax Park

Oxfordshire actually.

Oxo towers then, or just Centre Parcs...

Pancho Villa.

APF

Oxfordshire, I’m afraid. So Oxo Towers, or maybe just Center Parcs?

Picolax Park

Sounds like a right dump.

Readings in Berkshire ..

You said Reading.

So, not wanting to be associated with the “royal” tag eh... well I’d agree there.

So:

Re’Morse.

A house in Carlisle was called Firkue Hall iirc. Or something very similar.

He said near Reading, north of the Thames is Oxfordshire, south is Berkshire.

Louise.

The lady next door to our shop has a cottage in Dorset.

The previous owners had christened it Far Corfe.

Genghis

Llareggub

I knew a chap called Steven Wales.  He called his house Ty Cymru.  Which means Wales house.

Very smart.

I love looking out for street names that could be a person's name.  Like Evelyn Close I saw the other day near Twickenham.  If you lived on such a street you could call your house Evelyn Close, and change your name to Evelyn Close too.  Then your address would be:

Evelyn Close

Evelyn Close

Evelyn Close

Twickenham

TW2 7BN

The comedy value would surely be worth it.

"our house"

I was thinking some unpronounceable Gaelic name, but then whenever you told people your address you'd probably have to spell it out every time.
Which would be annoying.

I've seen a Fircombe Hall and an Ellinside and in Stamford there's a Melancholy Way, it'd be interesting to find out the names of houses on that street.

When I worked as a multi drop delivery driver I loathed people who named their houses, especially if they took the number off. Their parcels never got delivered and I have quite a lot of sympathy for Hermes drivers who lobbed the parcels over a hedge.

"I was thinking some unpronounceable Gaelic name, but then whenever you told people your address you’d probably have to spell it out every time.
Which would be annoying."

I lived in one of them which was 3 words long ..... i gave up saying it and just spelling it out from the start .... unless the person i was speaking to had a scottish accent in which case they usually knew it as its quite common in scotland n all that ....

Dave

Il Pampas

Branston Pickle

I lived in one of them which was 3 words long ….. i gave up saying it and just spelling it out from the start …. unless the person i was speaking to had a scottish accent in which case they usually knew it as its quite common in scotland n all that ….

Help ma boab?

Whowouldliveinalikethis House

I grew up in 2 houses - The Dell (which was in a dell) and Bramleys (which was in the corner of a Bramley orchard).

Is there anything relevant about the location you can use?

My current house is called Mellows which is a crap name.

Help ma boab?

Just gonnae no

I grew up in 2 houses – The Dell (which was in a dell) and Bramleys (which was in the corner of a Bramley orchard).

Theres a house near me next to a hill called - predictably - 'Hill House'.

However on the map it appears the hill has been named after the nearest feature - which is the house. So its called 'Hillhouse Hill'

I was thinking some unpronounceable Gaelic name, but then whenever you told people your address you’d probably have to spell it out every time.
Which would be annoying.

#welshproblems

I utter a sigh of relief when I hear a Welsh voice in a call centre, cos they know how to spell places.

**** House

Mafeking House

Safe House

The previous owner named our house Smegginhell. True dat.

Housey mchouseface

Clifford J. House III

Help ma boab?/quote]

Just gonnae no

HOW no son?

 

I live “near” Reading too🤡

RedOx

Pre Tench Haus

Far Corfe Home.

Not my idea, there's actually one if these up the road from me!

MI5 Safe House

CIA Listening Post

Nuclear Bunker 4

Embassy of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea

Dyscalculia or Numerophobia

>>  The lady next door to our shop has a cottage in Dorset.

      The previous owners had christened it Far Corfe.<<

Superb.