Main reason for signing up is to follow Mark and the crew on their epic journey from john o groates to lands end. But hi anyway!! Also my other half is always saying single track this and singletrack that, feel like im missing out really!! 🙂
Hello. Ignore the people that say you are Fred or Glupton.
*waves*
Mark iz de orsumms!!! 8)
*doffs cap*
Yo and welcome to the mad house.
burn her, shes a witch!
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god help you for joining and good luck 😀
*reserves judgement strongly*
I used to say singletrack this and singletrack that, but I'm ok now. I think. Welcome. Stay a while, stay forevvveeeerrrr....
Bit of a stephen king moment there kevevs...
We all know a Smee when we see one
âž¡ get out while you can...
*reserves judgement strongly*
Can you reserve judgement strongly? You couldn't strongly reserve a table, you either do or you don't?
Pedantry noted Coffeeking, hopefully those with brains/judgement have gotten my point.
put down the computer & step away.
Or post a pic & wait for the dates to roll in...
hopefully those with brains/judgement have gotten my point.
What point was that? 😕
Do you ride around Edinburgh with a bloke that follows grinning like an idiot?
this thread is pointless without a picture!
Do you commute in Edinburgh?
they allll float down heeeere!
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She's one of us, now...
lol!
Hello. Ignore the people that say you are Fred or Glupton.
Are we aloud to ask if she's got a band?
Cough. seriously, it's an interesting and informative place to be. Ahem. Cough.
welcome to the fold, fresh meat 😈
Mr Woppit, how did you get a photo of my soul?
Welcome gemmalovesmtb.
Can you reserve judgement strongly? You couldn't strongly reserve a table, you either do or you don't?
*[i]reserves judgement in a binary fashion[/i]*
neverfastenuff - Member
get out while you can...
Just what I was going to say!
Welcome to the flock Gemma 🙂
Thankyou all for the welcoming messages, some a little weird but thats ok!! may put a pic up soon.
cynic-al:
Pedantry noted Coffeeking, hopefully those with brains/judgement have gotten my point.
Oh. Get her!
may put a pic up soon.
Mental picture of dozens of STW,s rubbing their thighs. It's not good
Need a picture to pass proper judgment.
Mental picture of dozens of STW,s rubbing their thighs. It's not good
Yep, that's pretty much how it is ... imagine Vic Reeves doing his "thigh rubbing routine."
BTW, welcome to the wacky world of STW 😀
'Forgive her Lord, for she knows not what she does'
You may live to regret offering to post up a pic. But welcome to the nuthouse, anyway. All human life is here.
...actually, I'm not so sure about the 'human' part of some of the inhabitants... 😉
It's a bit like a lot of teenage boys in a pub. The odd bit of good advice about bikes too. Welcome.
get out while you still have time.
they,ll take your soul in the end. 😉
im the bf...very funny last night as she logged on.she asks" so all these people just hang around on the forum all the time?!" yep on a friday night too i replied
gave me a good laf..
Gemma - don't post a picture!!
your life will be full of stalkers if you do 😀
i'll post a picture if you post a picture. We are talking about genital close ups right?
i think some of these comments may mean she'll never post a pic...
BontyBuns - Memberi'll post a picture if you post a picture. We are talking about genital close ups right?
Oh, well done. Thankyou. 🙄
Thought i should set the bar low. Then there's less dissapointment. Sorry if it offended you, i apologise profusley.
Beware the bullies on here, the intolerant bigots and the misogynists. Just sad little men with sad little lives desperately wanting someone to notice them. Most other folk are fine though.
Hellooo gemmalovesmtb ...
The forum rules state that it is compulsory for a newbie to post picture of him/herself in the introduction.
So where is your picture? Picture of you on your bike is acceptable.
At STW forum we need to make sure we are dealing with the right person.
🙂
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How's the shop doing ?
[i]i think some of these comments may mean she'll never post a pic... [/i]
ah, ugly* then is she? it won't matter to the majority on here
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*only kidding 😉
The vultures have assembled.
Now i'm hurt. You never asked me for a picture.
Never asked me either, i'm a newbie too. **Cries into both hands**
post your pictures here [url] http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/mugshots [/url] most other people have
hello! *waves*
Thanks rocketdog, i feel much better now.
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Brilliant cartoon.
xckd is the awesomes.
Hi and welcome to the very strangest of places. If you avoid threads about helmets you will be fine.
what is an EMP cannon?
anyway, it's not just assholes going on about stuff.....
ok, it's just assholes going on about stuff.... carry on...
Electromagnetic pulse in cannon form.
If you are very lucky as it seems I am you may be revered as a mythical being, and have the title 'Fred' bestowed upon you. I feel somewhat honoured, personally.
I think it's possible they might be actually taking the piss though. Hmm.
Rocketdog; EMP= Electro Magnetic Pulse cannon; a weapon designed to knacker electronic devices such as computers and that. Don't ask me how it works, because I don't know. I'm not sure if Macs are impervious to such weapons though.
like the one in Oceans 11?
Make your own from an old microwave oven magnetron...
Oh I thought it mean EMPathy cannon, like the gun that Trillan fires at everyone in the H2G2 movie.
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There's not enough empathy on this forum, and definitely not enough pictures of Zooey.
have you watched "the happening" with zooey?, don't it's awful
"yes man" however was surprisingly good, and zooey sings
Oh I thought it mean EMPathy cannon, like the gun that Trillan fires at everyone in the H2G2 movie.
With that one sentence you've just confirmed about every single stereotype about this forum....
EMP create a electro magnetic radiation. The radiation will interact with anything electrical surging more electricity that was degisned through it damaging the equipment.
BontyBuns - MemberBrilliant cartoon.
My point.
I am a jean-yus 😀
Yes i understood, thanks. x
Come the the [url= http://www.BigBikeBash.co.uk ]Big Bike Bash[/url] in August and meet a load of us. no need to padlock your tent, honest
I thought only tyredoctor was allowed to shamelessly shoehorn his business link. Did you not get the memo? More seriously though why is the BBB not sensibly located; closer to god's own county say.
eth3er - You northerners get lots of events like HtN. These are good but we fancied something where we had sunshine and happiness. it there is any rain it will be imported and lightly sparkling.
Come on down, the south is a friendly place and the camp site is open all year so you can make a week or two holiday.