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Nicked off Bob Mortimers Twitter...
My wife said I could never get past my Phil Collins obsession, but take a look at me now!
I thought my girlfriend understood my obsession with the Monkees, but then I saw her face...
I just tried a cookie recipe that Bonnie Tyler gave me. They're alright but every now and then they fall apart.
Went in my garden and thought I heard my onions singing Bee Gees hits, but it was just the chives talking.
I was in a hostage situation at a wedding with Bonnie Tyler. Shooter made us all look away. Said, "Turn around, bride dies"
Posted : 12/07/2011 2:12 pm
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Posted : 12/07/2011 11:56 pm
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Posted : 13/07/2011 1:00 am