[Closed] "he had given up call girls and pornography in favour of cycling"

Surely he was already practicing he'd employed a personal trainer aswell!

Leanne Pikey Princess Davies!! 😯 😆

[i]Pemsel of Compton, Winchester, later blamed his behaviour on an addiction to internet pornography and stress from helping sick children in Uganda.[/i]

So, they were probably just discussing Uganda 😉

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[i]" . . he also kept photographs of a patient’s radiograph on his iPhone for his own amusement which showed a bottle in the man’s rectum."[/i]
Surely all doctors do this?

shouldn't they know better?

" . . he also kept photographs of a patient’s radiograph on his iPhone for his own amusement which showed a bottle in the man’s rectum."
Surely all doctors do this?

Yep - friend in halls at uni used to blu-tak these to his door. Umbrellas, bottles, lost instruments in body cavities etc.

Surely all doctors do this?

She called herself "Pikey Princess"?

I guess there is no mystery about the blackmail there then 😀

lost instruments in body cavities etc.

[b]to the best of my knowledge[/b] she's never had a bottle up her arse

Surely a peruse of the GMC register and correlating it against those who have outed themselves here quoting their registration will give an answer? Or have you all ready drawn a blind on that OP?

He's obviously a lightweight as most on here would have maintained the coke and hookers habit while still cycling. He needs to up his base miles!

All we know so far is that it's someone who's a Doctor, who likes cycling and whose surname begins with P.

I got nothing. 😉

I drew a blank too. 🙂

Surely all doctors do this?

I know a doctor who collected photos of vomit. He offered to show me once, I declined.

flute, sax, bassoon perhaps?

Flute. Happened one time at band camp.

Shat 'n 'er Bassoon?

Flute. Happened one time at band camp.

Best place for it in my opinion.

The real skill is still being able to get a tune out of it.

All we know so far is that it's someone who's a Doctor, who likes cycling and whose surname begins with P.

Go on.....

Mr H

Mr H

🙂

I was gutted for you when Steps broke up. Gutted.

[i]The real skill is still being able to get a tune out of it. [/i]

*gets an agent on phone*

Me: 'Listen to this bloke play the flute!'

*bloke plays flute*

Agent: 'You got me on the phone just to listen to some arsehole playing the flute badly?'

Some of the Comments are quite good too:

[i]I read a letter of complaint from a surgeon who had been struck off for having sex with a patient.
He was angry that ten years of training practice had gone to waste.
He said the British Veterinary Association could go to hell.[/i]

And:
[i]Winchester is full of cyclists who drink kale smoothies, eat only organic food and believe in meditation.
It's cheered me up to find out that one of them is morally reprehensible.[/i]

scaredypants - Member
Surely all doctors do this?
My wife's a doctor - to the best of my knowledge she's never had a bottle up her arse

You've obviously never been on nurse dorms........

perchypanther - Member

I was gutted for you when Steps broke up.

5 out of 5, would read joke again

The real skill is still being able to get a tune out of it.

You have to purse your lips and blow hard over the opening.

The different responses come from how you finger it.

We are still talking about flutes, right?