Forum menu
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-us-canada-50167812
So driving makes rats less stressed. I get the feeling they probably didn't have to drive in what ever the rodent equivalent of traffic is.
Please provide your cheesy puns.
Volevo for sale.
If a rat car gets hit by a stone chip is it called a road dent.
Apparently Scottisb rats regard driving as gnaw problem
A particularly grumpy rat was interviewed, he said he swore when there were other rats and he swore when there was no grass edge to the road
Rat I cuss no verge I cuss
Sorry, yes I am bored
1. They aren't having to pay for it and it isn't their pride and joy
2. There are no ****** rat-cyclists on their little uncongested rat-roads
3. They are already au fait with the rat race
If a rat car gets hit by a stone chip is it called a road dent
That one managed to raise a smile. Thank you.
Bin dun about 1985. “Yeah ratfans!”

Judging from his behaviour Roland was probably de-stressed by copious amounts of mdma.
They probably tested that on rats.
Apparently the next stage is to train the rats to use mechanised suits capable of killing super-intelligent pickles.
They’ll be well versed in the local rat runs for the commute...
I ratted my 2008 ( I think ] Berlngo.
M.O.D stealth black paint and rusted bonnet to start with but it devolved 😁 and took on many guises, we named it DARTH
Me and pal tried lots of different looks,,, on one race weekend, instead of washing it we ‘mudded it’
It’s was used and brutally abused for mainly uplift and bike type trips.
It’s the only vehicle I genuinely loved and miss, went to the scrap yard in the sky as the rear axle (needle bearings) died and to replace was more than I paid for the POS......
Fond memories of
1 gaffer taping the windows ( they stopped working )
2 ****ing the starter motor with a hammer
3 guessing the fuel as the gauge didn’t work
4 buying lots of oil as it leaked,,, a lot
5 ram raiding wheelie bins in order to find a parking space
6 never cleaning the interior and chuckling amongst ourselves as we dreamed up different ways to make it worse, the fungus growing on a half eaten pie and chip dash board trophy comes to mind.
Lots of fun, one day I will do it again,,,,, one day.
post pics if I can find, suspect they all on the lap top that died
Were they using rat runs?
Edit: bin done, missed Mats post
Oops, got carried away and didn’t view OP.
I just miss DARTH 😕, want keep memory alive.
didn’t view OP.
does anyone on stw?