[Closed] Have we done the bloke who wants to look like a parrot?

Good for him, as long as he's happy, who are we to judge how another person lives their life. It will end up in the press and various social media sites as"look at the freak" which is actually quite sweet as it shows tbat despite how modern and pc most folks think they are, we're no better than victorians going to see the nutters at bedlam for cheap titillation 😀

Mr Richards has given his severed ears to a friend who "will appreciate them"

That's got to be a story in itself, surely?

its not a look I would want for me but its not up to me to say how he looks either

Oh, maybe his mate is a Star Trek fan and wants to attach one to his forehead as the Final Front ear...

As long as he keeps to himself and not harm others he can do whatever he likes to his body.

Look at me!
Look at me!
I am shy!

🙄

He looks bugger all like a parrot though

He's smiling in that pic', hope he continues to smile once he gets home.

He looks bugger all like a parrot though

Sounds like a parroty error.

(sorry)

"Got stoned once and ****ed a parrot, just wondered if you might be my son"

I would't budge rigarding his right to do this.

He appears convinced that he looks parroty, but I think he's lying.

Maybe the truth would out with a......pollygraph test...

Here all week folks, try the cuttlefish.

Tattooist is called Mac apparently. He was heard saying, "There's a scar, let Mac or...." He stopped mid sentence.

There once was a man who had "issues"
For the boobs in his bra they were tissues
"I wish I were a bird"
His doctor misheard
Now he will never wear his Miss shoes.

Earlessness works for parrots because, unlike humans, they tend not to need to wear glasses as they get older.
I'm not sure he's thought this through.

It appears from the pic with his girlfriend that this is a game toucan play

I'm not sure he's thought this through.

Must be a bugger getting comfy on a pillow