[Closed] Harper Seven ?

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Hmmm indeed 🙄

I think it was either;

1) the time she was concieved

or

2) the time she was born

as in "half-past seven"

could have been Fife Tate!*

* Thanks Ken Bruce 😉

My goodness - might as well just tattoo "chav" on the poor wee mite's forehead.

Its like Ben Ten. Or Police Academy Six

Was watching my seven year old nephew play football at the weekend and noticed lots of non-traditional kids names being used these days. No Kevins though, I'm pleased to report.

I think it was either;

1) the time she was concieved

or

2) the time she was born

as in "half-past seven"

Didn't Beckham play as number 7 as well?

Other possible reasons;

The Seven dwarfs
The Seven minute ab workout
The Seven wonders of the world
The magnificent Seven
Blake's Seven
Seven of Nine aka Annika Hansen (Deep Space 9)

The Beckhams are Trekkies - her real name is Harper Seven-of-Four Beckham.

Davi Beckham has just disappeared up his own arse in an infinitely tight spiral. Imagine having your daughters middle name named after the number on your football shirt. And her first name chosen on the basis of the electricity substation where she was conceived.

Well it's unlikely any of their kids will ever have to work for a living, they will be professional slebs as soon as they turn 16, so I guess a name that stands out works in their favor (see: Peaches Geldof)

having your daughters middle name named after the number on your football shirt.

It's like naming your son / daughter after your employee number at work.

I think it's very much a case of "look at me, we haven't been in the news for a few days".

Did I hear right that it's espressed in Roman numerals i.e. 'Harper VII'?

Well, I think it's a great name!

I guess they don't watch Seinfeld

Seems appropriate given he has a ragged tiger as a wife

seinfeld clip 0:48: original paint job? year?

need retrobike for that!

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Was watching my seven year old nephew play football at the weekend and noticed lots of non-traditional kids names being used these days. No Kevins though, I'm pleased to report.

Have heard of an Armani playing in the local juniors football league though.

I wonder what the other two choices were?
Was told at the weekend, a by a friend of friend (who deal with the beckhams for blah blah etc, you don't care really do you?) she always picks the middle option of 3 given to her, no thought about it, just the middle one
(so they put the one they like as the middle one).

So so sad, that this is what come of having so much money.

So so sad, that this is what come of having so much mone

don't reckon money had much to do with it

I know but calling ppl "stupid" or thick as a brick s***house, come across as jealousy.

She'll drop the Seven herself anyway, and it'll inevitably get shortened, so it won't bear much resemblence.

Harpy?

Oh dear.

Yeah, except they're not really that stupid either are they. After all, they've made some pretty good financial decisions which have resulted in the marketability of the Beckham Brand. Sure you can try to remove any idea of agency from them, but even in trying to do that you have to admit they chose their advisors well. After all the didn't choose you or me and if they had, they probably would have listened to me, and if they had, they would be broke.

And of course this doesn't yet address the kind of intelligence it took for Beckham to play football as well as he did.

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Imagine having your daughters middle name named after the number on your football shirt.

I actually used to know a guy who had "Seven" as a middle name. The reasoning, he claimed, was that his mum reckoned that some day we'd all be numbers.

Did I hear right that it's espressed in Roman numerals i.e. 'Harper VII'?

That's the motto of the USMC isn't it?

Seems appropriate given he has a ragged tiger as a wife

I bet the NotW are gutted that they folded before they got chance to use that headline over a picture of the two of them.

Has anyone else noticed that only the very rich and the very poor give their children ridiculous names?

Which one are you, Jeremy? (-:

So so sad, that this is what come of having so much money

yeah.. so, so sad.. or, perhaps.. just slightly different from you regardless of financial situation

the name Harper Seven does have meaning

it means both her parents are utter bell ends

Harper Seven Beckham Child or HSBC

FFS! SPOILER in the title please!!

I hope the little girl will be allowed to smile unlike her mum! Posh is so dull and miserable all the time, still it's another visit for Daddy Becks to the ink shop for more chav tattoo with her name, lol

Must be mad to think you're only a day old, and your IQ Is already higher than that of your parents...

She'll drop the Seven herself anyway, and it'll inevitably get shortened

Anyway, I think you're pronouncing it wrong.

Brooklyn's odd
Romeo's even
Cruz's odd
Harper's even.

i thought this would be about a band i had never heard of tbh.
Not a name I would have chosen read into that what you will.

ben harper relentless 7 ?

Harper is a genuine girls name - do none of you watch Wizards Of Waverly Place FFS? 😡

It has been revealed she was named after Harper Lee, author of To Kill a Mockingbird. The Beckhams are avid fans of American Literature, devouring many novels a week.

heres me thinking it was nasa's latests rocket

Ah Sorry its 9.52 pm actually 😐

Harpers Bizarre!!

Really don't have a problem with Harper as a given name, Seven is a bit odd for a girl's middle name, but how many people actually use their middle name most of the time anyway? One reversal where what was always assumed to be the kid's first name ultimately turned out to be his second; Duncan Zowie Haywood Jones, or Zowie Bowie, when he was little.

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