[Closed] Grrrrrrrrrr

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Drag it away with another vehicle?

Harsh, but fair.

Me this morning, but wearing lycra
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Smash the window.

"Oooh no, your car was broken into last night!"

tell him that your daughter was born a boy, or ask for a lift somewhere in his car and piss yourself on his car seats

A sunny afternoons cyclocross ride looms me thinks

try opening the garage door a few times before you relaise what the problem is
Jack up rear wheels on atrolley jack and push it backwards [ assuming it is a level drive.
Can I be the first to say you bikes should be inside the house and your daughter in the garage

EDIT: claims double post to cover up posting on the worng thread 🙄

an 18 year old boyfriend of your daughter

Why is the fact that he's 18 years old significant ? ...........how old is your daughter ?

Right now I'm thinking the fact that he's shagging your daughter might be more of an issue than where he's parked his car.

Although on the other hand I can understand your immediate indignation at not being able to go on a bike ride.

Ask him not to park so close in the future and explain why?

Then wee in his shoes.

Right now I'm thinking the fact that he's shagging your daughter might be more of an issue than where he's parked his car.

ooooh, deary me, that's some touchy ground right there.

scrape his face off with a hammer-drill then beat him to death with your penis.

tell your daughter is was the great cycling gods eshram and Sheemahno that did it, not you.

sorted

I'm more concerned about where he is parking his car right now. Where he is parking his other bits is out of my control now.

lol

Land Rover & tow rope.
It's worked for me. 😉

potato in his exhaust pipe? oldie but goodie...

If he's still there, can't you just knock and ask for his keys?

I bet that never crossed his mind Woody.

You are a genius....

Jack the rear end up and pull it away! Simples, then tell him you want a little chat. And go in to explain he can't park his car there ever