rambunctious is a personal favourite
Oui, oui,
sounds like you're talking pish
sorry igmc
Oxter
Fettle
Fangle
Both totally bike-related 🙂
Minge
Stracciatella
Current fave in our house is;
'Cockwomble' e.g "You absolute cockwomble" or "what a bunch of cockwombles"
+1 flange
Land pirates
Nothing either diffuses an argument or gets you punched in the face faster than calling someone a Nincompoop
Poignant
flibberdyjibbard
vista as in "look at that stunning vista!"
Numpty
Dreich
Carnaptious
Recalcitrant
My homunculus is called "Recalcitrant".
And my penis.
I'm particularly fond of cromulent words that embiggen the language... 🙂
glaikit
Biffon.
flange
I'm regularly measuring the inside diameter of flanges with my bore gauge...
trunnion is another fave
Nomenclature
Oxymoron
Also amused by Americans who address you as "sir" when asking directions to Edinburgh Castle (other famous tourist sites are available).
Spiffing
Ejaculated
meaning Utter suddenly
used in some sherlock Holmes books see examples below
Watson ‘ejaculates’ twice as often as Sherlock Holmes in Conan Doyle’s stories. There are 23 ejaculations in total, with 11 belonging to Watson. On one occasion, Holmes refers to Watson’s ‘ejaculations of wonder’ being invaluable; on another, Watson ejaculates ‘from his very heart’ in the direction of his fiancée. Homes is only responsible for six ejaculations, although it is not clear which of the two men ejaculate in the passage below:
So he sat as I dropped off to sleep, and so he sat when a sudden ejaculation caused me to wake up, and I found the summer sun shining into the apartment. The pipe was still between his lips, the smoke still curled upward, and the room was full of a dense tobacco haze, but nothing remained of the heap of shag which I had seen upon the previous night.
The Man with the Twisted Lip, 1891
flange
When bored I teach other people's kids that flange is a swear. They go back and start calling their simblings it. Endless fun. 
Just William shocked me by ejaculating several times in one book.
Incredulity : is my offering.
gudgeon pin
" Homes is only responsible for six ejaculations, although it is not clear which of the two men ejaculate in the passage below:"
Is this a euphenism ?
Is this a euphenism ?
look it up in a dictionary and there are two meanings
A Gudgeon is also a tropical fish*. A smallish unassuming fish, which it turns out** can eat anything up to about 1/2 of it's size. Including some of my favorite ones 🙁
You may not be surprised to learn it comes from Australia.
An Empire Gudgeon
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*And also some Marine fish share the name
**My LFS did not know this until I brought her back. Fatter.
Draconian
Callipygian - meaning shapely buttocks
Thingummyjig
Doodleflop
Howsyourfather
I sometimes have trouble remembering words...
Ultracrepidarian
Really should get more use, plenty of opportunities in this and many other internet forums.
Crapulent. Not a word that there aren't plenty of alternatives for, but it's got "crap" in it, so, y'know..
Zugzwang
also
Floccinaucinihilipilification - the estimation of something as valueless
not one for the kiddies 😉
Heiromania
Shag carpet.
inertia
integrity
scantlings
lollygag
obsequious
unlucent
Nadir.
Capacious.
Viscosity.
Asshat.
f*ck-wit
berk
cretin (when pronounced creetin)
shonky
Anthropomorphic is an awesome word, but sadly there is little call for using it day to day. Womblecropt is an old word for stomach pains and I love pumpernickel because it literally means devils fart when taken back to it's root words.
Fecund
Fecundity
Onomatopoeia
Portmanteau
Loquacious
'amongst'
The Americans don't have it, so can't say, 'The cat is amongst the pigeons.'
Moribund......a lovely word not used often enough.
Hysteria.... From a friends 1930's dictionary, 'Wild erratic unpredictable behaviour, especially in women'
Gullible.... Not in the dictionary
Moist
Hysteria.... From a friends 1930's dictionary, 'Wild erratic unpredictable behaviour, especially in women'
Generally cured with a vibrator, apparently.
There are some words that just feel good coming off the tongue - moist being one of them
