Free your body and soul,
Unfold your powerful wings,
Climb up the highest mountains,
Kick your feet up in the air,
You may now live forever,
Or return to this earth,
Unless you feel good where you are.
Here lies Edmund Blackadder,
And he's bloody annoyed!
Here lies David St Hubbins. And why not?
I told you I was ill.
I can see our house from here.
I think there's been a terrible mistake.
"Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite"
loosely translates to :-
I told you I was ill.
- Spike Milligan
Here lies ******* loving husband, father and grandfather died peacefully in his sleep unlike the other four passengers in his car at the time...
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Christopher Wren's... A fairly modest grave in St Paul's Cathedral, amidst ridiculous OTT monuments, statues etc. The inscription translates "Reader, if you seek his monument, look around you". Class.
I always wanted 'It's better to burn out than to fade away' on mine.