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.. but are too law abiding to actually do.
Every day at the station, there's the poster: "What's got Alan Sugar all riled?"
To which, of course, I feel the urge to spray: "Seriously, who gives a f***?"
On a condom machine in a pub (May have been the mighty Hobbit in Scumpton);
For refund, insert baby here
On a condom machine in a pub (May have been the mighty Hobbit in Scumpton);
For refund, insert baby here
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poster in highbury and islington station for months, about some psychic or other:
"The world's greatest medium"
I always wanted to add, "sized person" underneath. 😆
visible from the M40 heading into London;
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plus these in Brighton;
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there's bloody hundreds of them
In lady's toilet
Once I sat here broken hearted, tried to cry but only farted
Here I sit,
Having a shit,
Straining hard,
And smelling it.
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Or the huge kit kat hoarding saying "have a break", someone wrote in two feet high letters, " roll a joint"
😀
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In a loo cubical at school:
"Flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen."
In a loo cubical at university:
"Are you s*itting comfortably?"
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This took a lot of time and effort under the cover of darkness I think!
Last time I went past it had been painted over though 🙁
I also have an irrational desire to change the "MIND THE GAP" painted on the platform edge at stations to: "MIND THE T**T". I've never understood why - I'm sure that a psychiatrist would have a field day.
poster in highbury and islington station for months, about some psychic or other:"The world's greatest medium"
I always wanted to add, "sized person" underneath
or ...
"Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances"
On a big steel overground pipe that crossed my local (when I was a nipper) park.
'Sit here and measure up' next to a ruler.
In a University cubicle someone had written
"God is dead" - Nietzsche 1895
someone else added below
"Nietzsche is dead" - God 1900
On the roadsign for Ringway in Preston, someone had drawn a circle round "Ring" and written "OK, now what?"
Bloody styooooooodents.
[i]A man's ambition must be small,
to write his name on a shithouse wall.
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Seen written in a shithouse, appropriately enough.
[i]Sociology degrees, please take one[/i] was sort of standard in university lavs next to the toilet roll.
Be Alert! Britain needs lerts!
My all time favourite was sprayed on the side if a church.
A mahoooossive banner read "Jesus loves you"
Someone sprayed underneath in equally sized letters......
"everyone else think your a c@@t!!"
someone did an awesome picture of dr teeth from the muppet show on a wall by a car park in bath (near to john's bikes).unfortunately it has been painted over 🙁
In the gents bog at work,
"Fiona Elliot is a man"
Underneath someone else had written
"No I'm not"
Tarquin.......alot of 'Pies' on the Wirral too a while ago, a local band apparently.
Remember the yellow plastic bins attached to lamposts with 'Litter' printed on them?....the vandalsied one which somebody had made in to 'Gary Glitter' still makes me chuckle!
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"baz is a gay" is probably my all time favourite.
but also quite a fan of this guy as well
http://www.women158.com/Street.html
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Artist accepted shares rather than cash, now about $200million better off.
Had a few days riding the Long Mynd last month and stayed in a pub in a small village about 10 miles away called Clun. Some local scallies had spray painted a 'g' and an 'e' after the village name on the sign on the way in.
Genius, made us laugh everytime we went past, even funnier to think the general populous of the place probably had no idea whatsoever what it meant!!!
Love the drunk octopus one.
Another oldie but goodie and no it's not my pic.
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they've had to have shaped signs specially made after all the previous ones had a F's placed on them;
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This always makes me smile. Glad it wasn't me though.
At a Loughbourgh Uni athletics even that the BBC televised a banner appeared stating that
"Sir Des make Sue Bark"
The producer was faster than dwane chambers that day to rip it down. On the same day not long after mobiles became affordable a student waited for the long aerial view of the track and surrounding cricket pitch to run along and dump on the wicket live on grandstand
Who says students are scummy!
oops double post
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Plank Is God
In an especially boring Marketing lecture at Uni I wrote on the desk 'Give Peas a Chance.' I thought I was very funny.
The next week some idiot who clearly had no sense of humour changed it to 'Give Peace a Chance' 😐
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Genius on the last one JonR...
trying to keep them SFW
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Every time I see a 'TO LET' sign I have a very childish desire to put an 'I' in the gap!
I don't know why, but this graffiti in a rural Greek bus stop made me chuckle:
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I've always admired "good morning lemmings" on a bridge on the A27 somewhere!
DrP
I posted this on another thread recently, but anyway:
Conservative club on the left, UKIP office/shopfront in the middle, vacant shop on the right, with 'BNP' spraypainted on the window. 😆
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Steve Powers
Always wanted to do [b]WARNING: pensioners fisting[/b]
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Performance Graffiti
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In the dent in the wall where George Michael crashed his car someone wrote "wham!"
"The Lord Mayor is a c**t"
Painted in 5 foot high white gloss letters in the small hours on the driveway at school.All dried by the morning when he came to visit with all the town worthies,educational establishment and local media in tow.
Puerile I know but they were schoolboys-resulted in expulsions all round.They still had paint on their hands and shoes.
Spotted in Lagos; not graffiti but good anyway:
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In a college toilet with some cunning editing by someone other than the original graffitier:
I wish I was shitting [s]on[/s] [b]out[/b] an Emo..
and these..
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Never did find out who Egor was....
Roger the dyslexic..?
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On a farm near a mates house in Co. Tipperary, a farmer had stacked those big circular bales of silage and painted on the ends of them in huge white letters:
"CROWS ARE BASTARDS"
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great stuff here http://www.streetartutopia.com/
Liking this thread 🙂
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Both in Nelson Street, Bristol, as part of an official council art project.
On a urinal wall-
"Why look up here? The jokes in your hand..."
friends have done a few bits of decorating
[url= http://agents-of-change.co.uk/ ]Agents of Change[/url]
Not really graffiti but there's a headstone in a local cemetery that finishes with...
"[i]I told you I was ill...[/i]"
Car stickers "100% BITCH" always wanted to change the " i " for a " u ".
And see how long they drive round like that 🙂
WOZNIAK SUCKS AKERS
painted in 5 foot high letters on the school roof when i was teen.
Mr Wozniak was the head of 5th form. Mr Akers was the headmaster. They were both ****s
A friend works for Hysterical Scotland and tells the tale of the grounds at one of their properties being tended by inmates from the local penal institution. Come spring and the bulbs planted in the grass flowered to read F*** Off in rather large letters visible from the upper floors.
Going back a few years, but in huge letters on a wall in Montreal, which insisted (might still do) that all signs were in French only...
"F*** You (in French)"
Gents toilets, Assembly, Edinburgh:
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Generally speaking, I'm not too keen on graffiti.
However, twice recently I have driven past pubs advertising 'Psychic Night'. The urge to add "I didn't see that coming" was quite strong.
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This is spectacular and so skilful, I love these street illusions.
I'm not sure if its still there but on a beautiful white beach on North Uist I saw a huge stainless steel tank - I was told it was for shipping beer - that had came off a ship in a storm and washed up there. It looked like a section of an Apollo moon rocket had crashed there. Written on one side of it was "Kat smells nice", I've always thought that was quite sweet. Make awkward advances to women, not war.
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On leith walk in Edinburgh, always made me smile.
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Takisawa, that epitaph is what Spike Milligan, immortal Goon that he was, had put on his headstone. You may be referring to His Spikeness, or someone may have copied it.
another version
CaptainFlashheart - Member
On a condom machine in a pub
'Buy me, and stop one'....
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There used to be a billboard ad for the Daily Mail when the paper was trying to target women that ran something like: "Gym every week, party every night, Daily Mail every day" and the commonest graffiti was to add: "Tampax every month."
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Pass this on the way to work. Nothing [i]that[/i] special about it really but it's in a delicate area of Belfast and the fact that some onion hasn't painted over it with sectarian sh*t makes me smile.
Many years ago on Sheffield station a sign proudly proclaimed "25 new Inter-City 125 trains leave for London EVERY DAY" to which some wag had appended "but only 7 get back"