I've always admired "good morning lemmings" on a bridge on the A27 somewhere!
DrP
I posted this on another thread recently, but anyway:
Conservative club on the left, UKIP office/shopfront in the middle, vacant shop on the right, with 'BNP' spraypainted on the window. 😆
In the dent in the wall where George Michael crashed his car someone wrote "wham!"
"The Lord Mayor is a c**t"
Painted in 5 foot high white gloss letters in the small hours on the driveway at school.All dried by the morning when he came to visit with all the town worthies,educational establishment and local media in tow.
Puerile I know but they were schoolboys-resulted in expulsions all round.They still had paint on their hands and shoes.
Roger the dyslexic..?
On a farm near a mates house in Co. Tipperary, a farmer had stacked those big circular bales of silage and painted on the ends of them in huge white letters:
"CROWS ARE BASTARDS"
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Liking this thread 🙂
On a urinal wall-
"Why look up here? The jokes in your hand..."
friends have done a few bits of decorating
[url= http://agents-of-change.co.uk/ ]Agents of Change[/url]
Not really graffiti but there's a headstone in a local cemetery that finishes with...
"[i]I told you I was ill...[/i]"
Car stickers "100% BITCH" always wanted to change the " i " for a " u ".
And see how long they drive round like that 🙂
WOZNIAK SUCKS AKERS
painted in 5 foot high letters on the school roof when i was teen.
Mr Wozniak was the head of 5th form. Mr Akers was the headmaster. They were both ****s
A friend works for Hysterical Scotland and tells the tale of the grounds at one of their properties being tended by inmates from the local penal institution. Come spring and the bulbs planted in the grass flowered to read F*** Off in rather large letters visible from the upper floors.
Going back a few years, but in huge letters on a wall in Montreal, which insisted (might still do) that all signs were in French only...
"F*** You (in French)"
Generally speaking, I'm not too keen on graffiti.
However, twice recently I have driven past pubs advertising 'Psychic Night'. The urge to add "I didn't see that coming" was quite strong.
I'm not sure if its still there but on a beautiful white beach on North Uist I saw a huge stainless steel tank - I was told it was for shipping beer - that had came off a ship in a storm and washed up there. It looked like a section of an Apollo moon rocket had crashed there. Written on one side of it was "Kat smells nice", I've always thought that was quite sweet. Make awkward advances to women, not war.
Takisawa, that epitaph is what Spike Milligan, immortal Goon that he was, had put on his headstone. You may be referring to His Spikeness, or someone may have copied it.
another version
CaptainFlashheart - Member
On a condom machine in a pub
'Buy me, and stop one'....
There used to be a billboard ad for the Daily Mail when the paper was trying to target women that ran something like: "Gym every week, party every night, Daily Mail every day" and the commonest graffiti was to add: "Tampax every month."
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Pass this on the way to work. Nothing [i]that[/i] special about it really but it's in a delicate area of Belfast and the fact that some onion hasn't painted over it with sectarian sh*t makes me smile.
Many years ago on Sheffield station a sign proudly proclaimed "25 new Inter-City 125 trains leave for London EVERY DAY" to which some wag had appended "but only 7 get back"
"The end is extremely f***ing nigh !'
Always makes me smile, specially as it's been there getting on for 10 years and we're still here
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Every time I see a 'TO LET' sign I have a very childish desire to put an 'I' in the gap!
Nope I never did that. Nor did I ever change 'No Parking' to 'SNotParkingson'. Granted the second one wasn't very funny but I was only 10 when I didn't do it.
I also never wrote 'SEX' in as large letters as I could on a big wall right opposite the headmasters office in my first year of secondary school.
I liked the old Ministry of Sound "Lasts longer than a royal wedding" projection ~ can;t find any pics though 🙁
My all time favourite is one that just read "Furious w@nkers"
And the thought provoking "Himself unknown too late"
On a condom machine in the Wetherspoons in Peterborough
'Worst chewing gum I've ever tasted'
Under which somebody else had written
'But oh what bubbles!'
On Toilet wall,
"Jesus Saves"
underneath which has been added
"But Cantona scores on the rebound!"
APF
PS. He should have been banned for that karate kick. Just saying like.
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