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I have a theory that says anyone who tells us that they are undoubtedly correct is in fact wrong.
Posted : 05/04/2011 10:30 pm
The wind is caused by trees waving their branches. When they don't wave, there is no wind. Proof.
Posted : 05/04/2011 10:38 pm
smoking coats your lungs with tar.. thus providing an effective barrier against air born viruses and pollution..
healthy.. and delicious
Posted : 05/04/2011 10:42 pm
Black pudding is technically a vegetable.
Also, smoking prevents dull and sanctimonious asshats from talking to you for ever at parties.
Posted : 05/04/2011 10:46 pm
The wind is caused by trees waving their branches. When they don't wave, there is no wind. Proof.
That's clearly nonsense. There's wind farms, I've seen them!
Posted : 05/04/2011 10:54 pm
There's enough wind here today, we don't need to start farming it!
Posted : 05/04/2011 10:59 pm
Any sentence that begins "Actually" or ends "and I/he should know" is 90% likely to be cobblers.
Posted : 05/04/2011 11:11 pm