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Because, iolo, sushi is an [i]experience[/i], not just a food. An experience one should only encounter in Japan. You should know this.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 8:52 pm
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I don't know cuterunner.. it's called Meeting The God


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 8:53 pm
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To wit, he's not Fred, and thanks but you can all stop reporting him now.

Of course he's not Fred, he doesn't even vaguely resemble Fred. I find it really weird how some people suffer from some sort of paranoia with regards to Fred and see him everywhere - 3dvgirl ? ! ffs.

It's fairly obvious to me who Fred is at the moment, and no, he's not doing anything to draw attention to himself.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 8:54 pm
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An experience one should only encounter in Japan. You should know this.

Balls.

That is all.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 8:55 pm
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Cuterunner you really don't half talk some shit


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 8:58 pm
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Of course he's not Fred, he doesn't even vaguely resemble Fred. I find it really weird how some people suffer from some sort of paranoia with regards to Fred and see him everywhere - 3dvgirl ? ! ffs.

I agree. It almost makes me think that some people [i]deserve[/i] to be trolled.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:00 pm
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Roy Batty, is that you?


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:03 pm
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Anyway. The abridged version of what I typed earlier is this.

You received a message from a moderator (not me) which I think was a misguided attempt at tongue-in-cheek humour. You've since received an apology in private for this, and on behalf of the moderation team I'd to reiterate that in public; to wit, no offence was intended.

That said. I've spent half an hour wading through your output from the last couple days using Google Translate to see what you had to say that was so important that it had to be posted in a manner most users couldn't read. This would seem to be "not much", so I can only conclude that you did it either for a bit of a giggle or to be bloody awkward.

I've no issue with you typing in Mandarin (or French, Urdu, Klingon, Hexadecimal, Morse or Semaphore) occasionally if it's appropriate in context. We've had threads in the past where people have set decyphering challenges for each other, for instance. But ultimately this is an English speaking board, in so far as English is the common tongue spoken either natively or as a second language by every one of its users. Regularly using a different language becomes tedious, rude and antisocial, as you're excluding a large proportion of readers from the conversation. So for this reason I'd suggest that you've had your fun and can now knock it off.

By your own admission you've got several bans to your name and multiple accounts. Both of these rule infractions are sufficient grounds for us to permanently ban your current account without further discussion, so I'd suggest that you bear this in mind when you're "winding people up" in future.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:05 pm
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That's abridged?

Sweet Jesus.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:06 pm
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Huh. I didn't even know that replicant had a name. I thought he was something like 'replicant 618'. Just goes to show how little attention I pay to films.

BTW, is 'Gravity' as good as people say it is? Tempted to go see it...


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:06 pm
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That's abridged?

Actually, it probably isn't. It was at the point I'd typed "abridged".


 
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BTW, is 'Gravity' as good as people say it is? Tempted to go see it...

Oh dear. They've gone all emo.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:08 pm
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iolo..you lose! you fuelled CR...


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:09 pm
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At least attention whores don't get frustrated on STW.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:10 pm
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Wish my lawn was Emo..


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:10 pm
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Actually, it probably isn't. It was at the point I'd typed "abridged".

P'tach...!


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:13 pm
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Wish my lawn was Emo..

In case anyone is wondering, yes Tymbian is here all week, and he suggests you try the veal.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:13 pm
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I'm a loser 😳
We could discuss ways of getting it to shut up.
I'll go first - death by however way you deem neccessary


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:15 pm
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😆


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:15 pm
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Death by Bunga?


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:16 pm
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Cougar:

Thanks for your response, albeit somewhat later than you'd hoped 🙂

As to your invitation to [i]'knock it off'[/i] with regards to posting in Chinese, I think you could have phrased it a little more sweetly but I'm happy to comply. Though under mild protest, as within 50 years you'll all be speaking Chinese anyway...

I'm well aware you can ban me for anything you care to think of, no need to remind me of this. I also realise that if I point out that my detractors use language that is both more offensive and less articulate than mine, this carries no weight with you whatsoever. So, please, act as you see fit.

I shall continue to converse and comment in a manner I consider reasonable, fair and, hopefully, amusing. If this offends the majority of forum contributors I would not expect to remain here much longer.

The choice, as always, is yours.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:18 pm
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P'tach...!

I'm reporting you for evading the swear filter.

(It's "petaQ"... </geek>)


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:20 pm
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At 48 I'm really hoping I'm speaking Chinese in 50 years time.

I shall be quite pleased to still be able to speak English, tbh.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:23 pm
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(It's "petaQ"... </geek>)

🙂

Damn! Hoisted by my own Picard...


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:24 pm
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Random word generator...

Cock


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:24 pm
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I think you could have phrased it a little more sweetly but I'm happy to comply.

As regular readers will know, I'm always the diplomat.

if I point out that my detractors use language that is both more offensive and less articulate than mine, this carries no weight with you whatsoever.

If someone posts something you find offensive then I suggest you use the "Report Post" button underneath and it will be reviewed by a moderator.

I shall continue to converse and comment in a manner I consider reasonable, fair and, hopefully, amusing.

I tried that, they made me a moderator.

The choice, as always, is yours.

Quite the opposite; right now the choice is yours.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:31 pm
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Damn! Hoisted by my own Picard...

Very good. (-:


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:31 pm
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chips'n'things:

Really can't cope with your level of sophistication. Any chance you could dumb down your contributions a little for me?


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:32 pm
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At 48 I'm really hoping I'm speaking Chinese in 50 years time.

I always thought you were younger...


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:33 pm
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If you say 'cuterunner' in a Chinese accent it roughly translates as 'sex offender' which is a dead giveaway of who they really are.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:35 pm
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@ cougar.....Wiggle as hard as you can and you'll possibly unhook yourself.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:36 pm
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I'll be talking Chinese in 50 years time, over my rotting corpse!

What makes you think the Chinese Empire will last any longer than the American Empire?


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:37 pm
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[i]If someone posts something you find offensive then I suggest you use the "Report Post" button underneath and it will be reviewed by a moderator.[/i]

I'm not precious. Words are unlikely to cause me stress. I think I can cope with internet banter without calling for help, but thanks for the offer 🙂

[i]Quite the opposite; right now the choice is yours.[/i]

Au contraire, mon brave. 'Tis you holding the sword of Damocles above my pert and undeniably attractive head, not I.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:37 pm
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I type young, Jamie 🙂


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:37 pm
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If you say 'cuterunner' in a Chinese accent it roughly translates as 'sex offender' which is a dead giveaway of who they really are.

Well. That's not nice.

I type young, Jamie

Dictating to some young whippersnapper, no doubt 8)


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:37 pm
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I'm not precious. Words are unlikely to cause me stress

Except maybe the word scribbles. 😆


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:40 pm
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[i]I'll be talking Chinese in 50 years time, over my rotting corpse![/i]

No, if you're dead you can't speak. You silly sausage!

[i]What makes you think the Chinese Empire will last any longer than the American Empire?[/i]

I don't. The Yankees had the 20th century, China gets the 21st. Seems fair.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:44 pm
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Help is available.

http://bit.ly/vxUI5K

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[i]Except maybe the word scribbles.[/i]

Oh, that was my gay persona coming out. You remember? The four years in submarines?


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:47 pm
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Are you on your lunch break at the Apple factory?


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:49 pm
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Au contraire, mon brave. 'Tis you holding the sword of Damocles above my pert and undeniably attractive head, not I.

Wrong again. It was me. Good bye troll

Sorry. I'd just had quite had quite enough.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:50 pm
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Sorry. I'd just had quite had quite enough.

You can tell when Mark has had enough, as he repeats himself.

Ah my coat! Thank you. I'll see myself out.


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:55 pm
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I'm up a ladder using my phone. It's tricky 🙂


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:58 pm
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*shuffles away from Jamie*


 
Posted : 04/11/2013 9:58 pm
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Quick everyone tweet him.


 
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