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Kate is a fine looking woman, but I would venture to say that Pippa is even more pleasing to the eye.

Have you ever dated a girl and then realised that her sister was a fox?
If so, did Woody Allen style hilarity and foot-in-mouth japery ensue?

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p.s: If you're a woman with a taste for ginger, you could always start your own thread about Harry.


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 4:35 pm
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think i'm a kate man...

none of my GFs' sisters have been better looking.


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 4:37 pm
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foot-in-mouth japery ensue

You're doing it wrong.


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 4:37 pm
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I lived with a girl once, realised her sister was a fox, so used to pop down to Exeter every so often to fulfill a service contract. I miss Ruthie.


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 4:40 pm
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I once dated a girl with a hot sister, not sure I'd say she was more attractive, but definitely hot. She was petite and skinny, whereas the sister I was knocking off was curvy with big jubblies.
Actually thinking about it they didn't look alike at all. I wonder if this is a William and Harry scenario?
Hilarity didn't ensue but I definitely copped a crafty perv at every opportunity.


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 4:44 pm
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My wife has a similar looking twin though she's the fat one so never been interested in going there. My wife does seem to encourage her to eat which may be part of her plan....


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 4:49 pm
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I had a girlfriend once who's sister was more conventionally attractive. But had also threatened her boyfriend with a kitchen knife. Didn't hang around too long after that!
Class-wise, not so far off the Middletons, either, very middle-class kind of psycho!


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 4:53 pm
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GF is hot anyway, and single child (and acts like it sometimes!! 😳 😯 )


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 5:04 pm
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My wife has a similar looking twin

I'm confused by this statement.

Surely twins or identical (or not)?


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 5:27 pm
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The wife is pretty tidy, definitely nicer than her sisters.

Neither of the middletons do it for me in slightest. Far too 'horsey'


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 5:41 pm
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emsz maybee you are the uglier sister 😉


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 5:45 pm
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My wife has 3 sisters (all younger) 2 are deffiantly on the very hot side. But they are not what I would call "stable". Plus they must have played cards for the brains when they where children and my wife cleaned up.

Also, even after 3 children she is still hot, who's to say what would happen to the others. 😀


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 6:12 pm
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This thread could well develop into one where pics would be helpful...


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 6:26 pm
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My ex's sister was not necessarily hotter but was definatley funnier, bigger cans, taller and more graceful (the ex was an olympic standard clutz).
Mrstubing is definately the hotty of her family but youngest sis got the long legs, middle sister is a carbon copy of the mother-in -law. 😯


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 6:38 pm
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In my case I got The Looker, The Cooker and The Personality.

Not gloating, just saying 8) 😀


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 6:52 pm
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It works the other way around too, you know. So, those of you with brothers, who is the looker/cooker/personality??

Edit - and that's not a match.com question btw!!!!

Rachel


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 7:01 pm
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I reckon the knowing look says it all - he must have received a briefing from his brother 😉

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Maybe a Captain, but still a squaddie at heart 😆


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 7:08 pm
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[i]Surely twins or identical (or not)?[/i]
A mate of mine had a brother & sister who were twins, they looked **** all like each other.


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 7:11 pm
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Surely twins or identical (or not)?
A mate of mine had a brother & sister who were twins, they looked **** all like each other.

That was the point I was trying, and failing, to make.

Twins are either identical or non-identical. And non-identical twins only look like each other as much as any other siblings do.


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 7:32 pm
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🙄
I apologise & am a twerp for not reading your post propply!
(it's been a hard day at the zoo}


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 8:05 pm
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Class thread. But I'm with the needs more pictures point.

My wife's sister is pretty hot. Often lounges round in her pj's when she comes over. Plain wrong.

She doesn't like bikes though so shes probably a mental. 😉


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 8:55 pm
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Hmmmm toughie !!

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I apologise and am a twerp for not reading your post propply!
(it's been a hard day at the zoo}

I don't think I'm writing or thinking clearly either.

Anyway, back to the original question...


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 9:31 pm
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Ha! She used to go out with a childhood mate of mine! You [s]lucky[/s] rich bastard JJ!

Anyway, three girlfriends, three sisters: Yes, no, yes.


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 9:37 pm
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Surely twins or identical (or not)?

Well they're both Chinese so they kinda look the same to me anyway...but they look related.


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 10:10 pm
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Fooled around with a sister then went out with her older sister for about a year.


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 10:14 pm
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And non-identical twins only look like each other as much as any other siblings do.

Really, my wife and her twin are not identical, but are very similar, and a lot more similar than either of her other two siblings...


 
Posted : 28/04/2011 10:51 pm
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zokes, identical twins in a medical sense are from a single fertilised egg and genetically indistinguishable. Still not identical in a literal sense though, as events in their development affect how they turn out.

non-identical twins are 2 separate eggs and so it's down to chance how much or little they look like other siblings.


 
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Not a hotter sister but my MIL (to be) is a minx. Single too...


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 5:50 am
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Both my wives sisters are mingers. One of them was alright looking when she was younger but I still got the best looking one of the bunch, They're *all* completely mental though. At least the one I married isn't satan like the middle one is.

I've been out with one girl, bumped into her younger and far more attractive sister and ended up going out with her instead. Their mum was pretty good looking too. Oh how I wanted to complete that particular trio.


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 7:25 am
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Two wives? Didn't have you down as the long distance lorry driver type


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 8:39 am
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zokes, identical twins in a medical sense are from a single fertilised egg and genetically indistinguishable. Still not identical in a literal sense though, as events in their development affect how they turn out.

non-identical twins are 2 separate eggs and so it's down to chance how much or little they look like other siblings.

Really? Well I never. Who told you that? 🙄

Back on topic - Pipa, Hmmmmmmmmmmm 😳


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 10:09 am
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was there some sort of (well hidden) joke in yr previous post then, zokes ?


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 12:58 pm
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Not a hotter sister but my MIL (to be) is a minx. Single too...

You'll be needing this by the sounds of it: http://www.itv.com/lifestyle/jeremykyle/beaguest/


 
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Posted : 29/04/2011 2:04 pm
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My SIL is a total hottie. One of the prettiest girls I've ever seen. There, off my chest. I feel better now. 8)


 
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You can also get mirror image twins - one egg, splits on (IIRC) 7th day and the identical twins mirror each other - one will be right handed, the other left. One will get first tooth on one side, the other twin on the opposite side. Mental.


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 9:44 pm
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WHen I was little I wanted (as well as being a spaceman/footballer) to have situs inversus* and then to be right handed 8) **

*is there a character in some kids' book who has it ?
** 🙄


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 9:56 pm
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GF's sister is hot, but married and living in New York. But GF is hotter and lives here.


 
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I made it clear to my ex that my ideal birthday present would be a session with her & her Sister. She told me she would ask her & later told me she'd said no. Was sat chatting to her Sister a few weeks later & she whispers that had she not just met a chap I would have had a great birthday present.
That ones still earning interest in the **** bank.


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 10:12 pm
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😯


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 10:40 pm
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as a mate said yesterday "if pippa was my daughter i'd still be bathing her"


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 6:46 am
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There are some very creepy people in this world 😯


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 10:04 am
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Indeed. I thought that a very creepy comment


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 10:04 am
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That is just plain wrong


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 10:24 am
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You'd never have that problem with Prince Andrew's progeny they'd curdle the bathwater.


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 11:20 am
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Indeed. I thought that a very creepy comment ... (etc)
Really? You think the bloke [i]actually[/i] meant it? I mean, literally?
You're right, weird old world indeed


 
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yeah but on a serious note, what was Andrews daughter wearing (cant remember her name) she looked like an extra from the chronicles of narnia with her headgear!


 
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Mrs Soulwood reckons the Prince Andrews girls are straight out of the Cinderella story, with Cinders marrying the prince.


 
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I mean, literally

one would hope not but still a creepy/odd/weird thing to say when you could just say so many other things to express your appreciation of her.


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 12:16 pm
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she whispers that had she not just met a chap I would have had a great birthday present.
That ones still earning interest in the **** bank.

Spend it.
Normal banking rules do not apply. Spend, spend, spend and it's all still there.


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 2:19 pm
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My SIL is very attractive but a completely evil self centred bitch so it doesn't really shine, the only thing i'd like to do is drop her down a mine shaft.

On another note i have a friend who dated a girl for about a year or so, met her parents, went round for dinner, went out with the family etc. then 2 years after they split started dating her younger sister, he said meeting their dad for the second time was an uncomfortable experience 😆


 
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yeah but on a serious note, what was Andrews daughter wearing (

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I think they're hats but I'm not sure.


 
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The blue hat is par for the course but the trolls door knocker on the right really is exceptional.


 
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one would hope not but still a creepy/odd/weird thing to say when you could just say so many other things to express your appreciation of her.

oh come on.. pedo jokes are all the rage.. have you not seen jimmy carr?

get a sense of humour fellas..


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 5:18 pm
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I can't believe we've got this far in a thread and not had a Venus / Serena discussion. I call for a mass debate


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 5:52 pm
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Guys, she's a 27 year old woman, how does that qualify as paedophillia? I think you should read the actual words rather than what you want to see for a change


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 6:08 pm
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yeah, it's only incest, get a grip... 🙄


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 6:09 pm
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It's where she keeps her pussy.
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[url= http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/04/30/poke-gallery-royal-edition/ ]Royal Wedding Gallery on The Poke[/url]


 
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[quote=Dave Cameron]I don't know what it is about people on the left... It seems that when they put the socialism in, they take the sense of humour out

Seems like Call Me Dave was bang on the money! 😆


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 6:17 pm
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so why have you never said anything funny then?


 
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(Edit - sorry, should have come up with sooner)

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yeah, it's only incest, get a grip...

I am, I am 😉


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 6:27 pm
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as a mate said yesterday "if pippa was my daughter i'd still be bathing her"

😆 😆 😆


 
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yeah, it's only incest, get a grip.

dear oh dear 🙄

i have an awesome reposte to this but i suspect that's exactly what you want so you can reply with some of the usual drivel, so i'll not do you the favour and type it

oh crap, i have haven't i?, go on then if it makes you happy (sounds like you need cheering up)

maybe i shudda took heed of this and not lit the blue touch paper
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Posted : 30/04/2011 6:35 pm
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RD it's not your fault there are so many c***s on here with a serious sense of humour failure


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 6:42 pm
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my comment was not aimed at you RD.... 🙄


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 6:44 pm
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I think we should have a bad taste joke thread just to redress the balance..


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 6:51 pm
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Oh. My. God.
Just had to redress the balance after the pics posted up there ?
Pretty much defines my perfect woman, built for speed rather than comfort. ?


 
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my comment was not aimed at you RD....

*chuckles*
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Posted : 30/04/2011 7:11 pm