Horner.
Running an F1 team wasn't enough for that guy, had to marry a Spice Girl too...
A zebra/lion/hooman hybrid.
Crikey ... 😱
Never did it for me.
Herr Flick just out of shot...
Friday Kylie has certainly gone downhill
She looks modified..
Fasthaggis: You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of the sudden-
Ginger Spice: Is this the test now?
Fasthaggis: Yes. You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down-
Ginger Spice: What one?
Fasthaggis: What?
Ginger Spice: What desert?
Fasthaggis: It doesn’t make any difference what desert, it’s completely hypothetical.
Ginger Spice: But how come I’d be there?
Fasthaggis: Maybe you’re fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Ginger, it’s crawling towards you-
Ginger Spice: Tortoise, what’s that?
Fasthaggis: Know what a turtle is?
Ginger Spice: Of course.
Fasthaggis: Same thing.
Ginger Spice: I’ve never seen a turtle — But I understand what you mean.
Fasthaggis: You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back.
Ginger Spice: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Haggis, or do they write them down for you?
Fasthaggis: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can’t, not without your help, but you’re not helping.
Ginger Spice: What do you mean I’m not helping?
Fasthaggis: I mean, you’re not helping. Why is that Ginger Spice? — They’re just questions, Ginger . In answer to your query, they’re written down for me. It’s a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. — Shall we continue? Describe in single words, only the good things that come in to your mind about… Girl Power.
Flashy: Girl Power?
Fasthaggis: Yeah.
Flashy: Let me tell you about my Girl Power…
Got to fess up and admit I like her.
Why has Flashy suddenly shown up to bang on about Girl Power?
she looks weird.
Sorry but when I think ginger I think...
Way back in the day when I was a lad (23 to be exact), I used to date someone who could've passed for her sister.
I try to avoid casting judgement about someone that I've never met by virtue of their media personality, but TBH it's Ms Anderson every time.
Having met Ms Ms Anderson in person (I wont go into details) I can confirm she is intelligent, witty and charming. The whole package you might say.
As a rutiluphile this thread is right up my street
I married one. Be careful....
I divorced one, be ferkin terrified.
I can remember the day that Big Breakfast showed the clip of Gillian Anderson getting nekkid like it was yesterday.
🙂
I went out with one, she may as well have been called Louise.
I'm engaged to one... seems relatively normal
The ginger one from Spiral, yeah!
As a rutiluphile this thread is right up my street
*coughs* I believe that Ms Anderson is naturally ash blonde and judging by the photographic evidence that has been available for some time now, Ms Horner is/was most unmistakably a brunette.
I think Mrs Halliwell/Horner looks better now than she ever did.
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Money has aged her well.
Molly ringwald at 52 looks better than she did in pretty in pink. It's ok for me to fancy her at both ages because we are the same age
My wife asked me what celebrity would most tempt me to be unfaithful, so out of faithfulness/rutiluphilia I named Karen Gillan, who is happily also the sexy celeb I'd be most likely to bump into on my regular work trips to Inverness.
Just hope she travels economy class on Scotrail and stays in cheap Premier Inns...
Yes, redheads are heartbreakers (wounds are still healing 😣) but still hasn’t put me off them. Now my favourites are
Dr. Hannah Fry
Kelly Reilly
Alex Sim-Wise (careful googling her!)
Lindy Booth
And an honourable mention to Cathy Dennis whom I’m sure is the cause of my ‘fetish’
I bet they’d be glad to know some sad bloke on a bike forum lusts after them
"I think Mrs Halliwell/Horner looks better now than she ever did."
What do you expect, she's been put through Red Bull's aero R&D department!
Wot, no Christina Hendricks?
For balance
Herr Flick just out of shot…
🙂 🙂
Gillian Anderson’s posture in that picture is shocking.
Well I am one. And I'm f##king great.
Not fussed that it's not natural.
I think she's just sharted
Gillian Anderson’s posture in that picture is shocking.
You were looking at her posture...? I dint know Gerri Spice had done all that nudie stuff. Ah well, one for later 😊
The clue is in the name. Form an orderly queue please.
Redheads.....rusty roof, damp cellar.
Nicked from twitter but may have been on here too. Gillian Anderson is playing Mrs Thatcher in the new series of the Crown.
That'll be one of my more challenging w@nks
Gillian Anderson is playing Mrs Thatcher in the new series of the Crown.
That’ll be one of my more challenging w@nks
ALOL (actual lol)
I went to school with Christian Horner. I have no more to contribute to this thread, however.
I went to school with Christian Horner.
Did you ever get a chance to punch him in the face? I do have a lot of respect for his achievements, but his face really irritates me.
Sorry but when I think ginger I think…
Yeah, I know it’s not her natural colour, but that photo...
Brains, talent and beauty, a devastating mix.
Yeah, I know it’s not her natural colour...
It was the colour she had her hair when I met her and that's good enough for me.
I've still no idea how I held it together all evening and maintained the ability to have a conversation with her, rather than turn into a giggling and blushing school boy!
Did you ever get a chance to punch him in the face? I do have a lot of respect for his achievements, but his face really irritates me.
Not that I remember! He seemed nice enough back then, from what I can recall, TBH.
Halliwell is an anti advert for plastic surgery. She looks like she would melt like the wicked witch if you left her too close to a fire. Another one who no longer looks human!
Halliwell is an anti advert for plastic surgery. She looks like she would melt like the wicked witch if you left her too close to a fire. Another one who no longer looks human!
Odd thing to say, certainly a bit extreme. She's a 47 yr old woman with a high public profile so she's probably had a bit of work, but she looks ok to me.
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Now if she looked like this I'd agree.
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Its the shape of the nose, those puffed up cheeks and the total lack of expression on her face. She looks like an alien - OK not as bad as some but she is clearly had far too much cosmetic work to look human
She's always looked like a hamster with big starey eyes. This when she was 25.
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Aye - and compare the shape of her face then to now! Bad nose job that is collapsing, botox so expessionless, something done to her cheeks.
Course if this was a Friday Kylie thread tj you’d be wearing the captain woke hat!
Put you go on mate throw crap at her in public.
What, no Isla Fisher? Is disappoint.
Oh and...
Gillian Anderson is playing Mrs Thatcher in the new series of the Crown.
That’ll be one of my more challenging w@nks
Made me spill my tea, you blighter.
Thank you for a new word "rutiluphile". My first propoer girlfriend and more thatn half the women I've been out with have been redheads. I married a brunette, which was clearly doomed, I'm now married to a redhead, auburn she claims, but "fire down below"!
Interesting that gingers in the UK are often tesded, but in the US it's often regarded as a positive.
I’ve dated a few redheads in my younger years, they definitely are fiery and I dont mean just argumentative,,,, I was more virile back then 😁
Their IS a science paper proving that redheads have higher levels of Adrenalin ( the anger kind ) but I can’t find it now......
This will do,,, https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/redheads-genetic-traits-ginger-hair-study-dna-the-big-redhead-book-erin-la-rosa-a8090276.html