Gosh, nun jokes now? Ok.
A nun is getting changed when there's a knock at the door.
In a state of undress, she shouts "who's there?"
"Blind man," comes the reply.
Reassured, she calls, "come in."
The door opens, and a chap walks in. "Nice tits, sister, where do want this blind?"
Whats the difference between a kangaroo & a kangaroot ??
A kangaroo is an Australian marsupial.
A kangaroot is a geordie stuck in a lift...
(Takes coat off hanger)
two fish in a tank.
one says to the other "you man the guns, i'll drive"
My granny caught me masterbating this morning, she was that shocked she had a stroke!
She hasn't half got soft hands.....
My new Thai girlfriend says a small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship.
I still wish she didn't have one though...
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as a choir boy.
Ohhh here it is..
My granny caught me masterbating this morning
She was quite shocked
I wasn't expecting her to wake up
Mine from the previous page Luke! Cheeky bugger.
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Anyway, how do send a baby astronaught to sleep?
Rock it.
Mine from the previous page Luke! Cheeky bugger.
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Flattery is the best form of impersonation. Or something like that.
Getting deja vu now.
I heard you could get pills for deja vu, but the company making them went bust coz people thought they'd already taken them.
True story:
Scouse kid "£5 to look after your car, mister."
"No thanks. My dog in there will do that."
"Can it put out fires?"
Class response ! ^^
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb...
Just one, but it has to really want to change.
How many Freudians to change a lightbulb ?
Two. One to change the bulb while the other holds [s]his cock[/s] err, the ladder
How many Freudians to change a lightbulb ?Two. One to change the bulb while the other holds his cock err, the ladder
Freud eh, if it's not one thing it's your mother
Two snow men in a garden, one says to the other, " Can you smell carrots?"
