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Gosh, nun jokes now? Ok.

A nun is getting changed when there's a knock at the door.

In a state of undress, she shouts "who's there?"

"Blind man," comes the reply.

Reassured, she calls, "come in."

The door opens, and a chap walks in. "Nice tits, sister, where do want this blind?"


 
Posted : 07/09/2012 10:58 pm
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Whats the difference between a kangaroo & a kangaroot ??

A kangaroo is an Australian marsupial.

A kangaroot is a geordie stuck in a lift...

(Takes coat off hanger)


 
Posted : 08/09/2012 12:02 am
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two fish in a tank.
one says to the other "you man the guns, i'll drive"


 
Posted : 08/09/2012 12:02 am
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My granny caught me masterbating this morning, she was that shocked she had a stroke!
She hasn't half got soft hands.....

My new Thai girlfriend says a small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship.
I still wish she didn't have one though...


 
Posted : 08/09/2012 12:08 am
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How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy.


 
Posted : 08/09/2012 11:08 am
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Ohhh here it is..


 
Posted : 08/09/2012 5:18 pm
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My granny caught me masterbating this morning

She was quite shocked
I wasn't expecting her to wake up


 
Posted : 08/09/2012 5:27 pm
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Mine from the previous page Luke! Cheeky bugger.
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Anyway, how do send a baby astronaught to sleep?
Rock it.


 
Posted : 08/09/2012 9:02 pm
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Mine from the previous page Luke! Cheeky bugger.
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Flattery is the best form of impersonation. Or something like that.


 
Posted : 08/09/2012 9:10 pm
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Getting deja vu now.
I heard you could get pills for deja vu, but the company making them went bust coz people thought they'd already taken them.


 
Posted : 08/09/2012 9:40 pm
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True story:

Scouse kid "£5 to look after your car, mister."
"No thanks. My dog in there will do that."
"Can it put out fires?"


 
Posted : 09/09/2012 7:52 am
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Class response ! ^^


 
Posted : 09/09/2012 9:20 am
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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb...
Just one, but it has to really want to change.


 
Posted : 14/09/2012 9:07 pm
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How many Freudians to change a lightbulb ?

Two. One to change the bulb while the other holds [s]his cock[/s] err, the ladder


 
Posted : 14/09/2012 9:33 pm
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How many Freudians to change a lightbulb ?

Two. One to change the bulb while the other holds his cock err, the ladder

Freud eh, if it's not one thing it's your mother


 
Posted : 14/09/2012 10:56 pm
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Two snow men in a garden, one says to the other, " Can you smell carrots?"


 
Posted : 14/09/2012 11:07 pm
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