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Obviously, if you are having a salad, keep it to yourself. Nobody ever felt markedly happier after eating lettuce.

I've just consumed this....

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*burps*

Very nice it was too. What are the rest of the STW porkers planning?


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:09 am
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Lidl pizza slice from the bakery section, with a cheese twist chaser - both topped with sliced Pepperoni


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:11 am
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As it is my birthday today I have the duty of supplying cake to the office.
Therefore, a shed load of cup cakes and Pastel De Nata will be steadily consumed over the course of the day


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:11 am
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Bah.

I'm on a self imposed "only eat the food that you brought out of the house" diet on account of not being able to tie my own shoelaces without holding my breath.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:11 am
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Breakfast was the usual

Oats
Pumpkin seeds
Sunflower seeds
Hemp seeds
Flaxseed
Sesame seeds
Linseed
Flaked Quinoa
Ginger
Cocoa powder
Coffee
Kale
Water
All blended together

Lunch is indeed salad

For my tea it'll probably be self flagellation, an ice cold shower then off to bed in my hair shirt.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:16 am
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Are you actually a rabbit?

If not, then there's absolutely no excuse for that. Go and have a pie, for god's sake man!


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:19 am
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I'm on a self imposed "only eat the food that you brought out of the house" diet on account of not being able to tie my own shoelaces without holding my breath.

Haven't you people heard of Crocs?


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:22 am
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Sausage and mushroom butty with ketchup.
Always look forward to the Friday morning email from our receptionist saying "Anyone want a butty ordered?". Numbers are dwindling in this office, but there's still enough that the greasy spoon delivers to us for free.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:22 am
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Are you actually a rabbit?

He's on the Butterfield Diet. Wait til he posts what he's eating on tomorrow though. All hell is going to break loose

Bonbonbonbons


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:24 am
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Breakfast was a banana and a yogurt. Lunch will be 2 cheese toasties a yogurt and a chocolate bar.

Dinner will be some spaghetti bolognaise I made on Wednesday night and a couple gin and tonics.

Doesn't sound that amazing but it's substantially better than what the company were providing !


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:24 am
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Here's a thread I can get my teeth into!

We've a food market right outside the office, so today's lunch is courtesy of the Moroccan chaps who make these fantastic spicy chicken salads. They're observing Ramadan at the moment in sweltering temperatures next to a large grill and with long daylight hours. They all look quite wan, Eid can't come soon enough!

Otherwise, we've Japanese, Senegalese, Jamaican, Thai and Polish food stalls, something for everyone.

Oh and we've a Greggs too.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:26 am
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Obviously, if you are having a salad, keep it to yourself.

We've a food market right outside the office, so today's lunch is courtesy of the Moroccan chaps who make these fantastic spicy chicken salads.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:28 am
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It's Friday and I can see Tennents bar, on Byres Rd, from the office window. It's calling to me....can you hear it as well?

Whatever I have for lunch, I suspect it'll be washed down with ale and therefore I should get all my labwork done this morning....like that's going to happen....because it's Friday....and I can see Tennents bar from the window....


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:30 am
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Went a bit early and had a filthy KFC last night, it was off the back of a 12 mile run so I didn't fell too guilty mind you.

Will try and go filth but no too filth today I think, big old jacket spud for lunch I think, steak, chips and a few beers for dinner.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:33 am
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Some people just want to watch the world burn.

Well, there's the option of lamb kofte too?


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:33 am
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I'm breakfasting on smugness after taking my second ever KOM.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:39 am
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Belgian waffle for breakfast. Only the one though rather than the usual 2 as [s]there was only one left[/s] I'm cutting back.

Lack of additional waffle has meant an emergency pack of branigans had to be deployed 1/2 hour ago. Butty van will be here in a bit though. He'd best have sausages...


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:41 am
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I was weak and ate my lunch (bagel with ham from the butcher, mozzarella, sweet chilli sauce, basil and mayo) about twenty minutes ago.

So, for actual lunch I'll be on a massive dirty sandwich from the supermarket, fruit pastilles and banana. And a massive stuffed crust pizza for tea.


 
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Supper sorted.

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Posted : 23/06/2017 9:45 am
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A colleague brought in 6 doughnuts - thinking 5 of us were in.
Two of us are. 8)


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:47 am
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tomorrow we shall be bbqing all kinds of meat based products....

got some saffas here(Luanda Angola) that could Braai soup and make it taste like steak if you gave them the chance.

Its our weekly treat haha.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:50 am
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I started healthily, with a bowl of cornflakes with sliced banana on top....but it starts to go horribly wrong later with a large bakewell tart for lunch and a full on 'after golf' curry and six pints to wash it down at 9.30pm. 🙂


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:51 am
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So, for actual lunch I'll be on a massive dirty sandwich from the supermarket, fruit pastilles and banana.

Which supermarket sells fruit pastilles and banana sandwiches?


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:58 am
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Breakfast: The usual granola and yoghurt with a triple espresso
Snack: BAAAAAAACON!!!!
Lunch: Baguette-style sandwich
Supper: Spicy marinaded chicken thigh fillets from the BBQ with a mixed salad, lentils, quinoa, beetroot and humus.

I may have a beer or two too.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 9:59 am
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Which supermarket sells fruit pastilles and banana sandwiches?

Definitely an Asda thing rather than a Sainsburys thing.

One of our halls at uni would do banana and courgette soup when their canteen's budget was running low.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 10:00 am
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Full Fat Friday. Whats on todays menu then fellow salad dodgers?

Obesity and/or diabetes apparently.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 10:01 am
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Belly pork in a lime, ginger, honey and teriyaki marinade went in the bottom bottom oven at breakfast time.


 
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It's Friday and I can see Tennents bar, on Byres Rd, from the office window. It's calling to me....can you hear it as well?

Cooking lager? Gah!


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 10:06 am
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A colleague brought in 6 doughnuts - thinking 5 of us were in.
Two of us are.

I used to go a visit a ward of Libyan war casualties (being treated in the UK) and knowing they had a massively sweet tooth decided to bring a varied box of 24 greggs iced / filled donuts with me one day. On arrival the nurse said 'ooh donuts! Are they for me?'. Thinking she was joking I said 'Yes!' and handed them over expecting her to distribute them.

She wasn't joking. It was a friday mind.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 10:06 am
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I either need an eye test or some longer arms. So for it appears to me that Beej is breastfeeding and Willard gets his chicken from B&Q.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 10:10 am
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Swedish midsommar today so booze and smoked fish for me.


 
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Obesity and/or diabetes apparently

1 out of 2 here, but try as I might I can't seem to get much over 12st (I'm 6'1")


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 10:15 am
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Mrs Binners has just reminded me why I married her, with the following text:

[i]Just on Bury Market. Got us two mahoosive rib-eye steaks for tea. And a selection of cheese for afterwards. Oh... and got you a nice Malbec[/i]

I bloody love that woman! 😀


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 10:18 am
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She's just putting on a show before "the accident".


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 10:21 am
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Malbec as well? Binners, you're a lucky man. Cherish her (and make sure you do the washing up).


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 10:22 am
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In a foul mood, had no breakfast, been working til 2am last night and on again at 8 this morning dealing with idiots so far. Definitely fish & chips at lunch.


 
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Belly pork in a lime, ginger, honey and teriyaki marinade went in the bottom bottom oven at breakfast time.

Very impressive Captain....when will it be ready for consumption?


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 10:36 am
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Very impressive Captain....when will it be ready for consumption?

Depends how long the flight is.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 10:37 am
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Croissant and Pain au choc for breakfast.
Choc cookie mid morning.
Baguette with ham and cheese for lunch with S&V Chipsticks

Then out for 3-4 hour cycle to burn it all off !

Beer when i'm done riding.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 10:40 am
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Depends how long the flight is.

😀

Haven't been on a plane for almost two weeks! 😯

Will be ready for lunch. A quick stint in the top oven to finish then all ahead nom.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 10:44 am
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Haven't been on a plane for almost two weeks!

Is it the paperclip industry's annual 2 week break Flashy? Did you all get a charabanc to Blackpool?


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 10:51 am
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A large Domino's margarita with a side of bourbons


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 10:57 am
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Steak and kidney pudding.


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 11:02 am
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Fancy scotch egg and a palmier for brekkie

Just polished off a salmon roll, a plate of cheese (4 different wedges) with some oatcakes, and now a cheesecake

Good times wfh


 
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Anyone fancy a pack. I've got 6. Shout up or I'll just eat the lot
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Posted : 23/06/2017 12:58 pm
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Lunch was a turkey and salad wrap

Dinner will be a haute cuisine weatherspoons meal deal! lol


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 1:11 pm
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I've been binging on free coconut macaroons on east Midland 1c.

Going home to a G&T before we pop out to see Bat out of Hell the Musical, lucky me...


 
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Hoist by his own petard......

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Breakfast: jam duffnut
Brunch: BBQ chicken breast and bean salad (I know, sorry)
Lunch meat n tatie, sausage roll, twirl. Back on track.


 
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Scampi and chips, plus a few pint of Pedigree. Pretty much going home now as there's nowt much going to get done in the lab this afternoon. 🙂


 
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Pork and stuffing sarnie on the finest white doorstep bread.

It was delicious


 
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Scampi and chips, plus a few pint of Pedigree. Pretty much going home now as there's nowt much going to get done in the lab this afternoon.

better get that burned off for Sunday ! 🙂


 
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One of those mini baguette things filled with 3 sausages and ketchup (from the fridge).


 
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I missed breakfast as i did a fasted ride so for lunch i had a wrap filled with ham,beetroot and roast sweet potato then had a sarnie with the same filling. Pudding was choc from aldi and a magnum, think i made up for missing brekkie!


 
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Breakfast: Toast
2nd Breakfast: Porridge pot
Morning Snack: 4? Bourbon Creams
Lunch: 2 Slices of Chicken and Ham pie from the Morrisons Deli counter
Afternoon Snack: TBD
Dinner: Basa Fillet and Chips


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 1:52 pm
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Sausage butty was consumed at 11
Roast pork, stuffing and apple sauce baguette with a smattering of crackling was consumed at 1

Not sure what's for tea


 
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I've been entertaining so had steak and chips with 2 pints of Purity Golden Ale- I hate my job at times..burp


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 2:10 pm
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Flat out busy, first food of the day was four buttered slices of fruity malt loaf


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 2:10 pm
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@binners - is that your actual breakfast or a stock photo. Food pr0n.

Me - BBQ burger at kids cricket tonight. Cheese, onions, gherkins, mustard, ketchup + tin of IPA


 
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I've been entertaining so had steak and chips with 2 pints of Purity Golden Ale- I hate my job at times..burp

Where do you work - Weatherspoons?


 
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Entertaining not serving 8)

I don't think I could get a wetherspoons lunch for 2 passed by our expenses police as they would say I wasn't looking after my client well enough


 
Posted : 23/06/2017 4:04 pm
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Entertaining not serving

Table dancer?


 
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Haha- you've obviously heard about my nipple tassles then


 
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