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I went to the funeral of an old friend who tragically died recently. He was hit in the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
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I was told by a friend that he sent me a dll last week, but it didn't register
Went to Tesco yesterday and they'd got that perfumed smoky stuff burning in the lobby. I was absolutely incensed.
Went to Asda yesterday. My Jewish friend said 'bet you can't roll [i]that[/i] back'
Which Star Wars character is the lepidopterists' favourite?
Grand Moff Tarkin
Which reminds me of that new curry, the tarka masala. It's a bit lick chicken, but otter.
i've found TSY's dating profile... here's his main pic:
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Ooohh you shit! I took all my profiles down... where did you get that?!
www.hothairyandhorny.com - i bet you forgot you even registered there!
How could I forget that place, or Zhen...
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Beckham comes home from Harrods one day with a gold plated thermos flask.
Posh: "David, that looks mint. What is it?"
Becks: "It's a thermos flask, for picnics and that. It keeps your hot things hot and your cold things cold."
Posh: "Ooooh. What ya got in it then?"
Becks: "A coffee and a choc ice."
IGMC
Do you think he was heading for the pharmacy?