human beings
I AM GOING HOME TO MY WIFE AND WON'T SEE YOU TILL THE NEXT DAY OR MONDAY.
How is that not later then ?
People who advertise "original features" as though they are a good thing. No, I want double glazing, not ancient sash windows.
People with a chip on their shoulder because they didn't go to Uni.
People who throw cigarette ends on the floor.
People who think getting drunk every Friday and Saturday is an acceptable "hobby".
People who assume that because something is more expensive it is better.
Left wingers (political)
Football fans who don't play themselves.
Fat people.
Sure there's more...
Postmen who strike?
there's a song about talking on the phone that goes 'how can you see me later when you can't see me now'
'how can you see me later when you can't see me now'
Why would you not be able to see someone later just because you can't see them now ?
Gosh, [i]this is[/i] confusing 😯
The yoofs that think its cool to wear their jeans hanging off their arse.
I find it really difficult to stop myself doing a MC Hammer impression when they do it. Cant touch this...
Fat knacker's
People who stand too close to you when you are paying up in shops
People that don't drink (booze)
1.coucils that expect you to wash, sort and recycle various items into several ****in bins of differing colours all made from a non-recyclable plastic. In addition since when does the public have to act as a materials recovery facilty, that's what the multi-million pound sites do and recycling makes **** all difference, seeing as most of it is shipped overseas for reprocessing giving rise to even more bloomin carbon emissions.
2.Folks that believe enviro-hype from political groups
I'll add people that can't typr verry well (me included) 😀
Without a doubt... hippies!!!!!!!!
Men in pink shirts - gimme a neanderthal anytime 😉
Guys - it's just so wrong 🙄
men wearing any pink! or men that have moisturised soft hands or manicures
Men in pink shirts
simon in pink shirt, so wrong:
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(made for me by my lovely daughter)
OK Simon, it's a night shirt right?
And (male) comments about women drivers. Do any men actually admit to being rubbish drivers?
cinnamon_girl - Member
Men in pink shirts
REAL men wear pink shirts. I have many of them from my tailor. Pink shirts are a good thing!
Cap'n - what statement are you trying to make by wearing one? Is there some sort of coded message?
No code at all. It's just that real men wear pink shirts.
Pink is a brand, right? Maybe for people at Bristol University? 🙂
people saying 'back in the day' aarrgghh!
Drunken people.
Male grooming - give me a break, can't be bothered to waste time and money on that rubbish.
Overly made up women - scrape it off and get on with it, you can't be that bad underneath.
All the Cardiff players are wearing pink tonight in the rugby, and they look rather manly. I still give it the swerve though.
Conor - Member
Without a doubt... hippies!!!!!!!!
jonb - Member
People who think getting drunk every Friday and Saturday is an acceptable "hobby".
Yes! Also thought of a few more!
- Organic food
- People who spend/waste money on rubbish
- People who decide to support a sport when England are playing in it
- People who say "Mam" it's "mum"
ernie_lynch - Member[
I forgot my 'petty prejudice' ........... people with superiority complexes.
[b]LOL[/b]funniest thing i've seen on the internet for ages.[b]PMSL[/b]
Mines would be breast reduction - what did you do that for? they were awesome
People who lay directional hifi cables the wrong way around. 😉
PS, seriously:
People who say "Y'know" after every second sentence.
Usually followed by "Err...".
Whining religious numpties going on about being offended. So you're offended. What do you want me to do about it, as if I'm interested.
Tapas.
"How much? You could have bought a car for that!"
"Consultation" periods.
Peter Mandelson.
Fat people
Stupid people
Ignorant people
People who smugly talk utter poop about bikes as if it was their own gospel.
REAL men wear pink shirts.
No CFH, they don't. What's acceptable in London is not necessarily acceptable in the rest of the world.
People who are happy paying bank charges!!!
women who are pleasingly attractive but spoil it by showing their upper gums when they smile
iDave "pleasingly attractive but spoil it by showing their upper gums when they smile " I think you maybe trying to shag a horse 😀
thing is taz, i'd prefer a horse to a woman who looks like one. at least there's no deceit going on.
yeh and they'll do anything for a sugar cube!
yeh and they'll do anything for a sugar cube!
So ... guys ...do you wear pink?
CG, I do. But I carry it off and look good. It's subtle pink as well. I wouldn't wear a pink t-shirt though. I go as far as a white shirt with pink stripes or a light pink shot sleeved shirt.
I'm a manky old goff/punk so shades of black for me. did have a rosehip/purple/red coloured mohican for a bit though, so that's probably just as bad 😆
3/4 men men arranging a "meet up" with prams on a Tuesday morning.
Yes, I am in Sweden and being witness to the "All sexes are Equal" experiment, all I can say is: "STAND YOUR GROUND".
purple nissan micra's and the complete numptys who drive them !! usually at me and other road users
Flashy's wardrobe last week (pink shirt rail just out of shot)
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(oh, those square exhaust pipes on vectras btw.)
CaptainFlashheart - MemberREAL men wear pink shirts. I have many of them from my tailor. Pink shirts are a good thing!
Flashy's wardrobe last week (pink shirt rail just out of shot)
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(oh, those square exhaust pipes on vectras btw.)
ernie_lynch - Member"I AM GOING HOME TO MY WIFE AND WON'T SEE YOU TILL THE NEXT DAY OR MONDAY."
How is that not later then ?
Trust me Earnie after many years on call the last thing you want is to see people later, "see you tomorrow/ on Monday" would be fine. But later would be to imply they will see me later that evening. And they won't 😉
Its only started to happen over the last couple of years and its a few persistent offenders
Its petty I know but that's what this thread is about.
People so vain they trim their pubic hair.
Do what to their what? I presume you mean chaps, because I like a lady to keep a tidy garden.
People who clip pens to the neck of their T-shirt.
Chaps and ladies.
Bring back pubic hair in porn I say.
Yegods twohats, theres nothing worse than seeing a lady removing her kecks and getting an eyeful of something more overgrown than Terry Waites' allotment.
