[Closed] Friday night Athletic AND Aesthetic thread! (With added Emily!)

did you sleep in matey...................... ❓

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Now, now, Allthepies, no need for that!

I'm not sure about the A&A but she does it for me 😈
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Erm, who is she and what sport does she do? Names and sports with each post, please!

No idea who she is but her pants don't fit very well.

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[url= http://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=0&oq=lisa+r&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=lisa+rogers ]Lisa Rogers[/url]

Erm, who is she and what sport does she do? Names and sports with each post, please!

Tonsil hockey? Hide the sausage?

[url= http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENGB315&=&q=lisa+riley&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=604 ]Lisa Riley[/url]

I think she was in the British peanut smuggling team 😉
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Snaps, any chance you could follow the plan and post pics of REAL sportspeople, not just pervy pics of faux-celebs? Ta.

What like allthepies & tazzymtb 🙄

My pic is of a sportsperson.

at least mine are with bikes!

thread fail.....again 😆

I know. 🙁 I thought I'd give it one last try, but I think it's over now. 🙁

Im with snaps all the way with his line of investiagative work on behalf of us all...ok me!

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milena tevilova- bulgarian weight lifer and rugby player

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Simona Halep

Tennisist

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Darcy Turenne- ugly bird in a grannies cardigan, oo yeh she's so hot 😆

Simona Halep

Tennisist

Oh Lordy.... Stand Well back...

I was wondering why I recognised the name 😆

She's better looking than you! Come on, post your mush up so we can abuse and ridicule you!

And she's a better bike rider than you and she would ride past you and spit in your face and you'd cry like a little girl but everyone would laugh at you

In a cruel and unkind manner

And you'd wet yourself.

Fine one to talk Tazzy. He who has a penchant for obese women on bmx's 😛

Darcy is my buddy and a lovely and generous person. She's hardly ever not smiling and respected for her abilities on the bike... And she gave me some custom Oakleys that you can't even buy!! Woo woo

shortbread_fanylion - Member

thread fail.....again

I can only guess that you have no pride in the way you look, I think it would be a shame to lose this thread as it motivated me to get into shape and lose a few kilos. If people think it is objectifying, then they need to look at themselves. 🙂

I completely agree I make the monster form the goonies look like brad pit, therefore I know fugly when I see it, but at least I have a beautiful soul full of love and flowers and puppies unlike you elfin who is a bitter and twisted little troll 😉

Darcy is cute in that Cannuck DH girl way...

Darcy's a cutie! only reason to watch Ride Guide when it was on extreme sports channel. Jocky Wilsons hair is amaaazing in that pic^^ real gravity defying fringe there. That's a look that's coming back in 2011. Mark my words. I'm gonna stock up on hairspray before prices go up.

I'm not sure this thread is going as intended?

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jenny Jones, snowboardist

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isabelle patissier

Northwind/Tazzy, that's more like it!

How about some Jeremy Jones? A ghey on a tray, but damned good at it!
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Kari Traa- Norwegian freestyle skier

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Alison Stokke- good with a long shaft

Darcy Turenne- ugly bird in a grannies cardigan, oo yeh she's so hot she can rest her bike on her hump.... ?

😆

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Claudia Toth, good at curling one out.

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but at least I have a beautiful soul full of love and flowers and puppies unlike you elfin who is a bitter and twisted little troll

No no you are quite wrong; You have no soul. Instead, your being is possessed by a warped malevolence, a veritable pervertitude the like of which has not been seen since Keith Chegwin appeared naked on TV. In place of your heart, there sits a cold, cold lump of sullen stone.

I, on the other hand, am pure concentrated loveliness and where I walk, beautiful flowers spring up and children and small animals frollick with gay abandon, innocent and immune to the horrors that lie within YOU.

Leryn Franco, javelinista:

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Oooh, what a bottom....

Is Darcy Turenne also in Flight of the Conchords?

In place of your heart, there sits a cold, cold lump of sullen stone.

that's rather harsh, I'm a little hurt by that.

You have to be ****ing shitting me!

How old are you lot?

shhhhh, don't say anything you'll start a troll frenzy. To be fair normally pics of handsome sporting men are also posted including a few weeks ago pics of STW forum members, which was very disturbing

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Helle Frederiksen, apparently, my mind has gone blank.

How old are you lot?

Very immature really. 🙁

I know it's not big or clever, but some of us don't get out much....

emsz > you must've missed the "all the blokes get their shirts off" fridays for the last few weeks. (And for once, I'm not kidding!)

Very immature really.

don't cry elfin

*offers a group hug to show cold stony heart is really pink and fluffy*

that's rather harsh, I'm a little hurt by that.

Yeah well get over it girlfriend.

The truth hurts sometimes. Deal with it. 😡

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*takes offered group hug back and prepares to start swinging handbags*

Choose your weapon...

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(Hugz iz nice, but handbayg fighting is more fun!)

I would, given the chance lick emily until she dissolved.

what gives with that Tron arm on the stick throwist?

I like the orange stripey one and the red flowery one.

There are pictures of you lot on here?

You have to be ****ing shitting me!

How old are you lot?

just wait until they invoke "the Kylie Clause" 😉

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Kylie clause?

WTF?

There are pictures of you lot on here?

for love of the sweet baby jeezus don't go looking for those! no amount of eye bleach will ever remove the images

Did you post in the race thread, wanting to be a japanese schoolgirl tazzy?

wanting to be a japanese schoolgirl tazzy?

that is possibly one of the most disturbing images I could ever conjure and I'm a very sick and twisted individual. 😯

Speak for yourself Tazzy, my body double looked frickin good. Anyway did somebody say troll frenzy?

Speak for yourself Tazzy, my body double looked frickin good.

Imageshack ain't working for me tonight... but I've got a proper slammin pic of Fatima in [s]his[/s] her heyday that I need to share...

Any other hosting sites?

wanting to be a japanese schoolgirl tazzy?

that is possibly one of the most disturbing images I could ever conjure and I'm a very sick and twisted individual.

Apologies it was Elf. Not surprising really.

Bugger; he's done me with the Hello Kitty bayg. No coming back from that....

Don't want to fight any more can I have a hug now please? 🙁

wanting to be a japanese schoolgirl tazzy?

that is possibly one of the most disturbing images I could ever conjure and I'm a very sick and twisted individual.

[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/if-you-were-to-be-another-racenationality#post-1992399 ]Ooh I dunno, I think it would be fun![/url]

Which one are you?

Can I be the blonde?

Don't want to fight any more can I have a hug now please

yep, would you like a nice soothing cup of hot chocolate as well

Yes please. 🙂

Apologies it was Elf. Not surprising really.

What are you trying to say? That there's something wrong with wanting to be a Japanese schoolgirl?

No, I think it would be fun. They always seem to be having fun when I see groups of them in London. And some of the styles they have are mental. I went out with a Japanese lass at Uni, but she was really quite conservative in her dress.

well if that hasn't just scared emsz to the point of catatonia she'll fit in fine with sillytrack

Nah - I reckon she's away searching the forum for more pics.....

Kylie can no longer be invoked as it is now Saturday. Next week I'll try to remember. 🙂

I, on the other hand, am pure concentrated [s]loveliness[/s] nicotine and where I [s]walk[/s] scurry beautiful flowers

spring up

wilt and die and children and small animals [s]frollic with gay abandon[/s] run in terror

Took a while to correct but it's done now. 😉

How unkind. 😥

I am good with small furry animals, look:

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Proof that you are wrong.

Love the polecat...

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another pic of Darcey Turenne, on the way to making another STWer weep like a little girl.
...and another, and this one has an STW URL...
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Look at the front wheel flexing under that ass...

Funny seeing the pics of darcy .We were doing trail repairs in squamish in the summer , She was in a group riding trail called 19th hole .(Stop giggling ! )She actually wasn't that good TBH in fact she rode like a girl ! 😀 To be fair the trail was pretty insane in fact it was hard enough standing let alone riding it .Way beyond me but some of the group had it dialled .

TBH the only thing I'd want her to do is ride like a girl!