Hotty front botty is realz
mumsnet strikes again! 😆 😯 8)
OMG - there's a Mum on there called "QuimReaper".
When people say that women are actually quite like men in that they talk dirty and about stuff like this, I never believe them.
READ THE LINK - it is true!
Minge mist...
I cant read any more
I wonder how many are dudes though.
acidtest - Member
I wonder how many are dudes though.
Don't be an LGBTQ hater
Mumsnet madness on Twitter is ace for all this.
What?! LGBTQ iz serious!!1!
OMG this is up there with the beaker and the mitten 😯
Now the beaker I'm familiar with........ the mitten?!
Should i google beaker and mitten at work...? I have no idea what it means
It's rather amusing that STW is so strict with the swear filter when you see the stuff on Mumsnet.
More bed wetters ready to hit Report at the drop of a hat over here
I gave up at this....
QueenMortificado Tue 08-Nov-16 22:26:10Done! Hoorah!
Btw, have you ever actually put your hand about half a centimetre from your crotch and felt the heat it gives off? Mine is literally like a furnace on a steam train.
My weird friends and I spent a very weird 15 mins comparing the relative heats of each other's areas.
😆 😯 😆
Well that's given me a semi
More bed wetters ready to hit Report at the drop of a hat over here
🙂
What I don't get is why they even bother opening a thread they know will offend them.
Walk on by, ffs...
Now the beaker I'm familiar with........ the mitten?!
The mother of a teenage boy knitted (yes knitted!!) him a mitten so that he could mop up his 'emissions'. She would wash and iron it weekly, leaving it on his pillow. I guess they saved a fortune on kleenex 😯
Actually kinda wish I hadn't asked now
Why is this thread in cycling? 😯 😀
might be useful for bikepacking I suppose, for those cold dark nights on the fells.
Umami
Does this mean "fanny batter" is mostly sweat 😆
Blurg...
She would wash and iron it weekly
Guess it didn't need starching
Don't be tempted by scented liners.That turns you into a glade plug in.
Every so often it puffs out the stink.
I honestly nearly wet myself at this part !
Does this mean we will all be keeping an eye out for the 'diamond of doom' in future?
You could do with a scented liner for thatweeksy - Member
I honestly nearly wet myself at this part !
Don't be tempted by scented liners.
That turns you into a glade plug in.Every so often it puffs out the stink.
I honestly nearly wet myself at this part !
I have tears on my cheeks and my sides hurt. My colleagues are bemused. Should i tell them / show them?
I recommend not showing them the tears on your cheeks.
Some of this stuff is comedy genius, I've heard much poorer stuff from pro comedians. I'm always scared to click on mumsnet links as you never quite know what you are getting in to.Don't be tempted by scented liners.
That turns you into a glade plug in.
Every so often it puffs out the stink.
😯 boob sweat 😯
Don't be tempted by scented liners.
That turns you into a glade plug in.
You really could see Sarah Millican doing that in her routine....
I know I shouldn't but I clicked on a few of the other threads 😳
The one that made me giggle was "DP is hurting me..." Yes, I should imagine it does take some getting used to 😆
🙂
If that post doesn't get reported by the same person that grassed up me then at least I know it's personal and not content related.
What say you, oversensitive one...?
I'm so tempted to create a sockpuppet account over there. It's been a while since STW last infiltrated them.
I could even keep my username...
It's not really any different to us lot leaving fairy wings on the bog seat.
Yes but cougar, remember they had a fairly large sense of humour failure after hora went on there....
Fairy wings?
Well, you learn something new everyday 😆
remember they had a fairly large sense of humour failure after hora went on there....
Please elaborate, preferably with links.
Fairy wings hmm that the sweaty arse imprint of yer butt cheeks on the plastique 🙂
Teasel... I can't remember the link but he was asking about taking it up the garden path...
🙂
I'm surprised it wasn't received very well...
[url= http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1001449-So-is-this-bum-sex-malarky-any-good/AllOnOnePage ]Found it!!! 8O[/url]
It still gets mentioned as one of the great Mumsnet threads 😀
Oops. Apparently. 😳
Ta. I'll give that a read tomorrow.
I will think of that thread now whenever Hora complains of a bike not being slack enough...
or asks for advice on whether to increase the size of his ring.
Cougar I remember the first time I saw your login I said 'oh hello' to you only to be disappointed. Same with 'leggyblonde' who used to post on here.
I remember posting a thread about w*nking on mumsnet. I was literally torn apart once I was spotted.