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The difference between helping your uncle Jack, off a horse.

Oh the ironing

The difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.

The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse.

Harsh - I assumed that the in the first scenario the poster was holding onto the horse while Uncle Jack fetched the shotgun..


 
Posted : 24/01/2017 6:43 pm
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Please tell me you used the expression in a casual chat with the local vicar.

I don't think it's a phrase I've ever used TBH, which is probably why I'd never given it much thought. When I read it on that link I had to stop and work out which one I thought it was.


 
Posted : 24/01/2017 7:05 pm
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this whole thread is a bit of a damp squid


 
Posted : 24/01/2017 7:25 pm
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Give a man a fish and he'll want chips.

Teach a man to fish, and he'll want beer

Show a man a fire, keep him warm for the night

Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life


 
Posted : 24/01/2017 7:34 pm
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A mate of mine from years ago used to say 'your elephant' instead of irrelevant & 'inferior light' instead of interior light. He did it on purpose though. We dropped his GF of at her house one night & her Dad was standing at the door, Kev says 'look your Dads waiting up for you' She didn't look over & kept saying 'no he isn't' this went back & forth a few times till Kev said, 'what's that then, a [rude word] skellington?'

A bloke at work said he'd seen a 'panasonic view'

On the bike when It's clarty I often lose 'gription' which is easy to understand!

At work our healthcare dept do 'Smoking Cessation' courses for prisoners but most of them call it 'smoking sensation' 😆


 
Posted : 24/01/2017 7:57 pm
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I brought a vw t5 on eBay....


 
Posted : 24/01/2017 9:03 pm
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Many years ago, the none-too-bright woman in the off licence told me about a car crash her friend had had, where she'd pulled out of a junction and been hit by an argonaut.
He was probably trying to fleece his insurance company.

It was a golden opportunity.


 
Posted : 24/01/2017 9:24 pm
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The driver was called Jason?


 
Posted : 24/01/2017 9:44 pm
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My Mam once said "there's too many conservatives in shop bought jam..." My husbands male boss once asked him to follow him into a meeting room "for a bit of how's your father", by which he meant just for a chat 😆


 
Posted : 25/01/2017 8:50 am
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Just spotted in classifieds:

"but for all accounts and purposes it's brand new"


 
Posted : 25/01/2017 1:50 pm
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