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I nominate "The Langoliers" what a pile of poo
Just watching Streetfighter...
The Happening
Snake Eyes. Snake S##t more like.
Open Water - awful film, worst I've ever seen
Anything by Woody Allen
The Village
AI
2001 - A Space Oddysey. Nothing happened.
2001 - A Space Oddysey. Nothing happened.
2001 - A Space Oddysey. Nothing happened.
Disney Cartoons.
Sorry.
sex and the city
the 'new' star wars movies
Sphere.
I strongly disagree with the triple posted opinion - 2001 is one of the best films ever.
The Road to Wellville - 118 minutes of my life I'll never get back
Highlander 2. Loved the first film, the second ignored everything the first set up. Utter, utter rubbish, total suckfest.
The Knowing, utter bilge.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,Talladega Nights.
just watched death race............ I'll never get those 2 hours of my life back
I felt some part of my life was taken away from me just watching the trailer for that sssimon, can't believe you went out of your way to see the rest of the film
Many many late night Channel 4 "art" films that I stayed up to watch as a youngster on the off-chance of some "special interest" scenes. Usually fell asleep with the TV on
speed 2 was just on. fits the bill.
Highlander
My Own Private Idaho
Twister
DaVinci Code
Anchorman
Shallow Hal
Not quite a total waste but The Blues Brothers...hadn't seen it but heard lot about it...finally watched it and wondered what all the fuss was about...
Kranked MTB videos and any MTB videos that shows almost entirely jumping or riding in the trees - there is a lot more types of riding out there and they should also be shown!
Dreamcatcher, what a load of toss
seconded on Da vanici code.
The bodyguard.
Titanic
LOL at stilltortoise - me too!
There Will Be Blood
= There Will Be Bloody Boredom setting in if this movie doesn't find a point to make
mega shark vs giant octopuss.
It's so sh!t you've just gotta see it.
I saw a trailer for that Offroading the other day it just looked so far fetched especially when the shark grabs the passenger plane out the sky.
the village agree
billed as scary only if you react badly to american hipocritical hippys
With a title like that 'mega shark vs giant octopus' cannot possibly be a waste of time. I'm off to find it. That shit with Timothy Spall a couple of nights ago looked like a proper waste of time (my missus's - I wasn't paying much attention).
the new "the day the earth stood still" utter utter drivel
Thin Red Line.
A lot of people in the cinema left before it had finished, but I sat through it until the end just to see if it got any better.
It didn't!
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus trailer here - [url=
And if you're over 32 then yes that's Debbie Gibson American teen popstar bird from the 80's.
Brill.
Naked Lunch is the worst film ever. The only film I've ever fallen asleep to in the cinema - so not a complete waste of time I suppose.
bassspine - Member
"I strongly disagree with the triple posted opinion - 2001 is one of the best films ever".
Ho hum, each to their own. Sorry about the triple posting (STW gremlins), I only saw it once and that was more than enough.
Another nomination is Snakes on a Plane, although it can be classic comedy if you have a few beers beforehand.
Speaking of classic comedy, Meet the Spartans isn't. Dire, just dire.
Anything by The Asylum:
[url] http://www.imdb.com/company/co0043571/ [/url]
Truely, whilst persuing movies to watch, I check if it's in this list.
Still, thier ripoff of famous titles has some amusement factor..
perusing even
Pret a porter
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Blair Witch Project was pretty awful, but nothing is quite as bad as Showgirls.
+1 Blair Witch Project
Windtalkers
The Missus was out last night so i enjoyed a few cans of pear cider and sat down to watch a couple of horror movies - Screamers: the hunting - **** me it was total utter garbage. T'other one was an oldie and a goodie - Hellraiser
Titanic - BOLLOX of the highest order.
It's a disaster FFS... There's no love story there. People die. Lots of people.
2001 was a superb film.
peteimpreza - MemberAnything by Woody Allen
Anything from Matchpoint onwards. Hes a demi-God before that.
+1 titanic
Sideways - thank god I only saw it on DVD - ejected halfway though.
DaVinci code/Angels and Demons - didn't see, but the books were poor IMO so the film couldn't have been up to much.
99.9% of mainstream Hollywood output.
Any "re-imagining" of a half decent film from back in the day. John Carpenter's version of "The Thing" aside, I can't think of any that have been worth the effort of focusing my eyes.
Not quite a total waste but The Blues Brothers...hadn't seen it but heard lot about it...finally watched it and wondered what all the fuss was about...
Seconded. Over rated garbage.
Other than that, anything with Steve Martin in it. Whoever thought he was even good enough to clean Peter Sellers' shoes should have been shot for putting him in the Pink Panther remake..... THEN doing another one.
Sellers = Legend
Martin = Leg end.
anything with Steve Martin in it
Take it you've never seen "The Man With Two Brains" then Pete!
Quantum Of Solace.....
WTF was all that about?
Definately 2 hours lost and never to be regained.
oops. 😳
Open Water - just utter rubbish, nothing happens
Twilight - GF asked me to go and see it with her. Fell asleep.
Elf - awful, awful, awful, awful, awf...
Blair Witch Project - just crap
Mega Shark vs...on the other hand this looks so bad its good (theres a lot of films in that category!):-)
Stealth - best thing about it was Jessica Biel - probably one of the only movies I've seen that would have been better if I'd have muted the sound.
I quite enjoyed Quantum of Solace. Think that CR and QoS are still trying to reinvent Bond, and the storylines will flow a bit more in the forthcoming films
[i]Open Water - just utter rubbish, nothing happens[/i]
not actually watched it then?
Open Water - just utter rubbish, nothing happens
not actually watched it then?
Nothing does happen in it though! It's utterly, utterly crap...and somehow they've managed to release a sequel to it!
[i]Nothing does happen in it though![/i]
I don't particularly like it, but to say 'nothing happens in it' is quite ridiculous. Certainly something happened on the screen when I watched it. Maybe people don't know where the 'on' button on the TV is?
OK, I'll rephrase to:
Nothing even remotely interesting happens in it though!
that's better.
Take it you've never seen "The Man With Two Brains" then Pete!
I just can't abide the man. I don't go anywhere near anything he's in any more. Wooden, lame, rubbish. I can act better than him. And Kevin Costner. And possibly Keanu Reeves as well, but that's not hard.
I'll second AI, I wanted to leave the cinema so much.
Now I know it was a chick flick but at the mention of lebian cheerleaders I let the wife put on 'Dr T and the Women' .... a part of me died inside during that movie and I will never watch anything with that clown Richard Gere in ever ever again.
I just can't abide the man.
Fair enough, but if you rate Airplane or Naked Gun then you need to watch that film!
any film by m night shamaylahanananaaman.i cannot abide his drivel!!! 👿
we were soldiers
what a pile of we-love-the-US pish
The big lebowski
- My House in Umbria - tiresome.
- Death Race - how dumb and repetitive can something get?
- Good Luck Chuck - simply not funny, and with no other redeeming features
- Appaloosa - so promising, but easily the worst of the recent crop of westerns. Flat, tired and with the most undramatic, banal fighting imaginable.
It's interesting to see what people's hates are. 🙂
Phantom Menace anybody?
I'm sorry... For a moment there I thought someone had said that The Big Lebowski was not a good film. I must have misread something there.
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU PHILISTINE!!!
I'll second AI, I wanted to leave the cinema so much.
And yet you didn't.
I thought someone had said that The Big Lebowski was not a good film.
Obviously a disgruntled nihilist. 🙂
Anything with sacha baren cohen in
Most things with Will Ferrell in
The Happening
Talledega Nights
The riddick films....so boring and crap,actually, make that all Vin Diesel films.
The remake of king kong...the most unnecessarily long film ever.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - great book but complete tosh film. The time would have been better spent watching some of Apocalypse Now or The Good, The Bad and The Ugly again.
To all of the people who don't like Casino Royale or Quantum of Solace, I say go and read the Bond novels and then watch these two films. Perfect Bond that Fleming would have been proud of...
Cable Guy, the wirst film I have ever seen.
+1 the Road to Wellville
The Player (in fact anything with Tim Robbins - apart from Shawshank Redemption)
Boogie Nights. We went with friends. After 30 minutes, I'd had enough and wanted to leave, MrsG mentioned that our friends seemed to be enjoying it. Post-film-in-pub-over-pint-critique revealed that they'd had exactly the same thoughts as us, but thought we looked like we were enjoying it! Arrgh!