So, once again I find myself in the position of wanting to ask a woman out, and once again the location and this time her job make this very awkward.
So over to you lot for advice, how should I ask out my GP?
Not at the same time as showing her an STD.
HTH.
Isn't it against their professional ethics to go out with patients?
Not after she has told you it is like a penis,only much smaller.
Why don't you just pretend you've asked her out and been rejected - it'll save time and effort and get you to the same place in the end anyway...
If you can, come up with a ruse to show her your massive penis (if you have one).
That's my one and only strategy I'm afraid 🙂
Thanks Jamie, better wait until it clears up *scratches*
epicsteve, that's just being defeatist, never!
yeah dont mistake professional courtesy for mutual attaraction
Not wishing to be defeatist, but you really think an attractive female GP doesn't have a bloke already? Most of the attractive female GPs and vets I've known have been hooked up long before leaving university!
No ring on her finger, blushing of cheeks, lots of smiling and flirtatious flicking of hair....Anywhere else I wouldn't have hesitated asking
blushing of cheeks, lots of smiling and flirtatious flicking of hair
Enough about you - what about her?
Ask her if she has the cure for a broken heart? 😀
TT, that made me laugh 🙂 Well the first bit anyway 😉
Ooh TooTall I like that
Either that or ask her if she wants to go halfers on a b***ard!
That [i]might[/i] not be so good. Direct but obtuse.
No ring on her finger, blushing of cheeks, lots of smiling and flirtatious flicking of hair
hehe reading signs like that and making assumptions can get you into a lot of trouble! Ok, or at least into a new doctors surgery!
You'll need to register with a different practice first, especially if you met her as a patient during a consultation. To do this, you should either go to a different practice and ask to register with them (however, they may be unhappy to take you if you are already with a neighbouring practice and may ask for a valid reason - usually a breakdown in the patient/doctor relationship or if the rest of your family are with the "other" practice and you all wish to be registered with the same Doctor) or you will need to contact your PCT (if you are in England) or LHB (if you are in Wales) and ask them to allocate you an alternative GP. It's not that uncommon for Doctors to be the (unwanted) recipients of patients' attractions and it's likely to be rejected, having been met with suspicion, if approached in the professional setting.
Stalk her for a while. It gives you a bit of background, something to do of an evening and will really prove you like her when you show her the detailed-to-the-minute diary you have kept on her movements.
Or tell her you'd like to try sex with someone else in the room for a change.
Excellent advise Tinners, i take from personal experience? How did you get on 😉
detailed-to-the-minute diary you have kept on her movements
Bowel?? 😯
Houns - its not happening you know - you are not living in Mills and Boon world.
she was probably nervous and wandering how to get the stalker out of the room
tj has it, just stalk her for a bit.
about now someone usually demands pictures!
Make an appointment and tell her you hurt your back reaching up to dust all your Nobel prizes.
No pictures, yet, though if i follow on with TooTall's advice i should really do a sketch of her in my own blood and send it to her
I've had my pants down in front of the gorgeous lady GP in my surgery, and she still hasn't asked me out. Tsk, I thought women were all modern and liberated and stuff...
Obviously a lesbinim then
get yer ears checked houns..she will have to get up close with one of them pointy things wit light on. 😉
I would make sure you've changed GP and had all your files sent over before doing anything. Otherwise, she can see your notes.
Even if you succeed, the break-up could be extra messy!
If you [b]really [/b]want to make her day, pitch up outside the window of her consulting room wearing nothing but a smile. Then, having pitched the key of G on your banjo, start singing "I feel pretty". She'll love you for it. Trust me.
ask her what gym she goes to?
I'm impressed if Tinners can pluck a tune on his banjo 😯
It's against the hippopotamus oath.
....and by the time you get to the line "and I pity, any girl who isn't me tonight", she'll be putty in your hands.
Bin-ninja-ing has to be the way forward. The portrait in blood would just be playing an ace too early. Bide your time and concentrate on capturing video footage of those bowel movements.
Me tomorrow
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prostate exam....clamp down hard and only release when she agrees to a date!
Lol
Reminds me of this (kinda nsfw)
I'm impressed if Tinners can pluck a tune on his banjo
PMSL - genius 😆
She may be married.
If your job entailed you sticking your finger up half a dozen diseased bottom holes everyday would you wear a ring to work?
HTH
grab yer coat sweetpea youve pulled.
Book an appointment and say 'well doctor, I've got this itch...'
Poke her on facebook.
If you haven't greased your stanchions for a while, you might find that you'll need to give the nipples a tweak first
Sorry.....wrong thread
Lol.. epic cross-posting fail Tinners 😀
But still, sage advice
I read the title and didn't dare hope!
Has anyone suggested the rohipoccino yet?
No ring on her finger, blushing of cheeks, lots of smiling and flirtatious flicking of hair....Anywhere else I wouldn't have hesitated asking
She can only say no. Word it subtly with a obvious get out. IF she accepts a drink, change Surgery's immediately without question.
Why ask? Its obvious FFS. Where do you think Doctors meet their partners? Barn Dances? Tesco's?
Most hospital Doctors enjoy Nurses on the job anyway probably 😉
Plus, shouldn't she be more worried that you are socially inept than a patient?
woody2000:If you can, come up with a ruse to show her your massive penis (if you have one).
That's my one and only strategy I'm afraid
What? Showing ladies Houns' penis?
Houns
Read [url= http://www.gmc-uk.org/guidance/ethical_guidance/maintaining_boundaries.asp ]THIS[/url] and judge for yourself.
A bit dodgy but you might get away with it as
a)you are pursuing her
and
b)presumably you weren't seeing her about mental health issues.
Whether she is willing to take the risk, or is even interested, you will have to find out the hard way 8)
😮 brainwave!!
Piccolax. Need I say more?
A RohipoPiccoccino 😯 Is that the drug of choice for scat lovers
Do not accept dating advice from Hora
[i]No ring on her finger[/i]
is that not the start of a Dirty Sanchez.....Stinky Hitler, ****Lip, Hardy Delight, The Edmond, or Frosty Mustache?
IGMC.....
Hospital doctors theoretically are not allowed to wear rings on fingers for hygene reasons.... not sure if it applies to GP's too though.
Learn to breakdance. Then go into the surgery pretending to be ill. When you get in her room alone, switch on your ghetto blaster and bust some decent shapes. Doesn't have to be breakdancing - northern soul or jiving will probably have the same effect.
The hucklebuck and that dance Racey did to lay your love on me probably won't work so well though.
FunkyDunc - Member
Hospital doctors theoretically are not allowed to wear rings on fingers for hygene reasons.... not sure if it applies to GP's too though.
This doesn't apply to a "plian weddign band" though.
"Most hospital Doctors enjoy Nurses on the job anyway probably"
How very dare you!
this has as much potential to last as long a time as the 'asking the girl in the gym out' thread.
If you want a female perspective this whole thread gives me the creeps.
Poor lassie stuck in an office alone with some guy leering at her, no wonder she is uncomfortable. Lots of chances for "mixed signals" there, what you describe sounds more to me like you are making her nervous.
And do you think you are the first patient to get a crush on their doctor ?
Make another appointment, if she keeps the intercom on or asks if you would mind a student "observing" then there is your answer...
what you describe sounds more to me like you are making her nervous.
You do realise thats as close to foreplay as most STW regulars would get?
At best she'll turn you down and make sure that the reception staff never book an appt between you & her again, at worst they'll throw you off the practice list.
Hopefully she has enough professionalism to say no.
ask her. all the (female) doctors i know are desperatley waiting for someone to ask them but painfully awkward about speaking to men. so it never happens.
or someone already did and they are attached.
not sure if 'bottled it' is the right phrase after riding at 30% effort in -10 to -15 for 5 and a half hours.
ball bags, wrong window.
my advice for this window is... book an appointment with her every mnorning for a week. take in freshly brewed coffee and croissants.
keep doing it.
i once had an odd situation with an optician who gave me some interesting chat/signs and then had to get about an inch off lip to lip while looking at my eyes. never had an eye appointment quite like it.
but i couldnt be sure i wasnt projecting... so i walked out (uncomfortably 😉 ) without doing anything.
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If you want a female perspective this whole thread gives me the creeps.
Think you're a being little over-sensitive there. Assuming the Dr isn't a 14 year old girl she's unlikely to be intimmidated by patient with a crush.
or a STALKER... 😉
this has as much potential to last as long a time as the 'asking the girl in the gym out' thread.
Oh I hope so.
Oh I hope so.
I have already cancelled my weekend plans in anticipation.
This is going to run way beyond the weekend. Cancel your holiday plans - all of them.
What you want to do is get a lycra bodysuit made up (inc. head covering) with a woman in a bikini on the body and her face on the head, with eye and mouth holes for you so you're looking out of her face. Then go back and stand there proper staring at her, while pumping a heavy weight.
......
Sorry, don't know what came over me there, had a flashback to the "girl in gym" thread. 😉
Some good advice coming so far....
Tracknicko that also happened to me at the opticians (not the interesting chat/signs part though sadly) When her lips are that close to you it takes every ounce of will power and thoughts of your Gran naked to stop reaching forward to kiss.....It's like being at Peppermint Hippo, when one of the dancers thrust a nipple mm's away from your mouth (allegedly), it's cruel I tell thee
This thread also has some of the best mis-post action I've seen recently as well
When her lips are that close to you it takes every ounce of will power and thoughts of your Gran naked to stop reaching forward to kiss....
Yeah, ok you've fallen into a level now where I think hels might be right.
Ask her "Does this damp rag smell like chloroform to you"
Never failed with me yet, I always get my end away. 8)
Aye, and I am withdrawing all my previous postings on the wearing of hijabs. We should ALL wear them all the time and stop torturing those poor defenceless men who have no control over themselves....
What is the address of the Docs surgery in question and I will arrange to get a few sent over, that should deal with the problem !!