As soon as the weather's nice, everyone HAS to get the bloody strimmers/lawnmowers/hedge trimmers/etc out of the shed and start revving them like they're riding a ****in motorbike.
SHUUUUUUUTTTTT THE FUUUUUCCCKKK UPPPPPPPPP!
That'll be me! I've got more power tools than HSS.
YGM BTW. Server went tits-oop at work so i don't know if you replied.
Off to the rev the nuts off my leaf blower.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
I got your email - I'm not playing. I've a 3rd birthday party to supervise 👿
i am just about to get the jig saw out would do the work in the kitchin to nice a day not to let next door know i am diy ing
is it one of those really hard 2000 piece jigsaws?
So you don't like it being sunny because people mow their lawns?
Push mowers are where it's as. Hovers, leccy & petrol mowers are for poofs (and people with very large gardens)
I've just had a good 15 minutes with my petrol secateurs.
Not really. Just been out to clean my commuter then had a fag and an espresso. Much more civilised.
In fact I quite like it - it is a sound of summer 🙂
Mr Starship! Glad to have you back.
Push mowers are almost as noisy as petrol ones, and bastard hard work to boot. If you have a grizzled old gardener to do it for you, then fair enough, otherwise avoid.
got a petrol hedge cutter that i find embarassing to use it is that noisy - is it an urban myth that petrol lawnmowers etc are banned in Germany on Sundays?
We've got one of thoser t055ers by us. PowerTools Man we call him. As soon as the sun's out the ****'s out there making as much noise as he can. He's always the first to complain if there's any noise from kids in the village though. Pr1ck.
It's one of the many reasons we moved from our last house!
Just sitting out in the garden, enjoying a nice glass of wine and peace and quiet after a hectic week on a Friday evening, and then bang on 6.30 the chuffin' strimmers would start...and as our house backed onto an allotment I'm not talking just a couple!!! 👿
Same on Sunday morning...lazy late breakfast in the garden.... 🙄
I hate fine weather because of what it does to the neighbours (all of them!)
They open their windows and share their foul music with me
They let their incessantly barking dogs out
They let their screaming kids out
They take their shirts off and expose their disgusting, pasty, tattooed and pierced flabby torsos
They tinker with car and van engines, which seems to require insane levels of revving to "test" whatever minor adjustment they have just made
They get out their strimmers, Karchers, Kangos and jackhammers and start readjusting the universe to their liking
They converse loudly with each other in coarse, uneducated accents, about football and other bollocks
They start incinerating vast quantities of cheap, BSE-infected meat, producing huge clouds of toxic smoke.
Roll on winter I say 🙂