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Is it just me or do men do smellier farts than women? I can voluntarily let one off and never really know if its going to be harmless or turn the air green, however the Mrs will let one go occasionally and I can't honestly remember the last time she did one that smelt so vile I have to leave the room, yet it seems she has to either cover her nose or leave the room on a number of occasions when I let a silent and deadly one out or something more obvious. We more or less eat the same food so why should my guts give off more toxic fumes than her. Let the debate begin.


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:37 pm
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Interesting. This is a phenomenon I have pondered for much of my life.

Birds have a more acute sense of smell though don't they?


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:39 pm
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Mine stink. No really they do, I did one 15 minutes ago and I can still smell it but I really can't be bothered to move. I'm the only girl I know who does stinky ones 🙁


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:41 pm
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do you eat faster than her? i.e. do you chew your food?


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:41 pm
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Lower pain threshold.


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:41 pm
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Perhaps women are less tolerent of such things


 
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Emma you dirty cah I'm not going out with you now. 🙁


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:42 pm
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do you eat faster than her? i.e. do you chew your food?

Of course I eat faster than her I'm a bloke innit!


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:42 pm
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Mine stink. No really they do, I did one 15 minutes ago and I can still smell it but I really can't be bothered to move. I'm the only girl I know who does stinky ones

I once went kiting with a mate and his girlfriend and made the mistake of standing downwind from the girlfriend after a heavy night on the booze.

Every 10 minutes a green cloud would waft by 😯


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:43 pm
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What?!!! Don't judge me!! Anyway women don't fart we fluff. It's just that I have smelly fluffs!!!


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:49 pm
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'Fluffs'

😆

Don't matter anyway love; I ain't got a sense of smell anyway!


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:50 pm
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I thought Fluffs were something else 😯 so if you let out a long one does that become a Fluffer.


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:53 pm
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oh really? Umm give me 5 minutes google time - I need to check what I'm admitting to!


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:54 pm
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Men do smellier farts, end of!

6 women in my house and they would all vouch for that!

😆


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:54 pm
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Farts are like children. Your own are a thing of constant wonder, amazement and amusement. Other people's are vile.


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:55 pm
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emma farts cotton wool fact!


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:58 pm
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It's ok, google has confirmed that a fluff is indeed a lady purp.

What I've found out about 'fluffing' has however, just made me giggle like an idiot for about 3 minutes 🙂 Surprised no one admitted to that in the 'what's your occupation thread'

I reckon you'd smell mine Elf, they really are bad.


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 8:03 pm
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emma, I would crawl 2 miles over broken glass and razor wire to smell your lady parps 🙂


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 8:07 pm
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Apparently, the whole fluffing 'industry' collapsed as soon as Viagra came available...


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 8:09 pm
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What I've found out about 'fluffing' has however, just made me giggle like an idiot for about 3 minutes Surprised no one admitted to that in the 'what's your occupation thread'

Sadly they are now largely unemployed as they are redundant due to the arrival of a little blue pill. (or so I'm told)

edit ~tooo slow~


 
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Lol, thanks, to be fair, given the ferocity of some of them you'd be able to smell them two miles away! I'm not painting a good picture really am I 🙂

Actually, I can't remember the last time I actually talked about bikes on this forum :-s I think I need to re-evaluate my contributions!

Edit: missed that re fluffing. The wiki page I read said they were more for cleaning and lubing the actors up so they didn't have to move out of position during scenes so it was done by the make up department. I've not been reading the right thing have I?


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 8:11 pm
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I know what you mean, Emma - I may even have to sell my DH bike on here to even up my balance a bit!!


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 8:14 pm
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Real ale. Curry.

Next question?


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 8:21 pm
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Incidentally,

Women do not fart. They don't sweat, belch, snore, poo or vomit. Therefore they must bitch to avoid explosion.


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 8:24 pm
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*walks in, raises an eyebrow*

Oh dear.

*walks out*


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 8:24 pm
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I get that a lot.


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 8:27 pm
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*walks in, raises an eyebrow*

Oh dear.

*walks out*

Was it the smell ?


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 8:29 pm
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My Mrs does farts that the residents of the space station can smell, she is welsh though..


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 8:43 pm
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No matter what age you are or the situation, as a bloke farts are always funny. Fact.


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 8:45 pm
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Men do indeed do smellier farts, probably something to do with the beer/pork scratching over time ratio....

However the two hounds currently snoozing across the room from me are synchronised to go off alternately every 15 mins and the smell strips the hairs from your nostrils. It's no joke that we have a "wafter" to dissipate the stench easy to hand.

Excuse me must go - they have gone off again!!


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 9:14 pm
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Conversation between my 5 year old and his Mum two weeks ago:

BabyG #1: "Mum, do skunks do stinky trumps?"
MrsG: "yes BabyG #1".
BabyG #1: " More stinky than Daddys?"

😥

Saying that... Our lass had her gall bladder removed about 18 months ago and ever since her trumps have been vile.


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 9:26 pm
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[i]Women do not fart.[/i]

Made veg curry earlier, me and Chris have been parping pretty much non stop since. I blame the cauliflower


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 9:35 pm
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Emma please! Us ladies are fragrant but not in that sense!!

Oh yes and would agree about dogs - on a par with blokes I would say. 😀


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 9:36 pm
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I've been on Co-Codamol for a couple of weeks. Bungs you up a bit.

Thursday is now my pooing day.

Today, I made sausages, mash and [b][i]onion gravy[/b][/i] for dinner. Tomorrow I have a job interview (not a big job - that's Thursday, remember).

Not really got my hopes up.


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 9:45 pm