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 mrmo
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go to the asda in Queensferry to buy a few things. Wander past a display and notice that they are doing 2 triple packs of jaffa cakes for 3 quid.

I feel ill now 🙁


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 1:16 pm
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No wonder people who shop at Asda are morbidly obese.


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 1:17 pm
 Pook
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but happy


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 1:21 pm
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Whatever happened to self control eh?


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 1:24 pm
 mrmo
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anything else is fine, anything else on special offer i can cope with and ignore. i just have a minor issue with Jaffa Cakes.

I had noticed the rather large average size of customer.


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 1:26 pm
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The orange bit is one of your 5-a-day though.


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 1:28 pm
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Hey! I shop at Asda (nearest supermarket for lunch)

Oh.......

(actually not morbidly obese, but I am in 18bikes fatclub :oops:)


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 1:30 pm
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To balance it out, my bro-in-law shops in Waitrose and he's a right fat ****.


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 1:32 pm
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asda have had to spec wider aisles than tescos for this very reason. fact.


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 1:36 pm
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Mmmm....jaffa cakes


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 1:37 pm
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£7 for district 9 too..


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 1:38 pm
 mrmo
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so 72 orangey bits will keep me going for 14 days?


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 1:38 pm
 Keva
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smiling smugly over here safe in the knowledge that I wouldn't ever go near a packet of Jaffas.


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 1:48 pm
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miketually - thief


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 5:13 pm
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[i]smiling smugly over here safe in the knowledge that I wouldn't ever go near a packet of Jaffas[/i]

smiling smugly over here safe in the knowledge that I wouldn't ever go near an Asda. 😉


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 5:36 pm
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Asda in Queensferry? Nearest one is south Dunfermline afaik.


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 5:36 pm
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Come on Asda in Queensferry, I'm assuming Deeside, is hardly likely to be full of athletic types.


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 5:46 pm
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Om nom nom nom!


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 5:53 pm
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davidrussell tell me you made that up..!


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 6:00 pm
 mrmo
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Deeside,


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 6:30 pm
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davidrussell tell me you made that up..!

I suspect even Adsa customers aren't that wide that they can't fit down supermarket isles designed for regular people.


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 6:39 pm
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The cheap Tesco Jaffa cakes have les fat in them than the real ones and taste nice,sometimes you get a deformed one though.

About 55p for a double pack.


 
Posted : 01/03/2010 7:17 pm