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[Closed] Every day someone, unknowingly, does the worlds longest poo.

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Not today they don't, I am fully aware that the 2 foot+ unbroken cable that I laid at around 3 o'clock is a worldy. Certainly the longest I remember ever doing. Stretching up into the u bend, then out the waterline to about 3 inches short of the rim. I'd have taken a pic of I hadn't left my phone at my desk.

That has been the highlight of an otherwise utterly awful day at work. Thanks for listening.


 
Posted : 11/10/2016 4:49 pm
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Shit story.


 
Posted : 11/10/2016 4:52 pm
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www.ratemypoo.com

They would want photographic evidence though...


 
Posted : 11/10/2016 4:58 pm
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I hope you were considerate enough to leave it there for the next stall user to admire; or did you flush it away thinking that they might try and claim it as their own?

I'm guessing this is your family?

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Posted : 11/10/2016 5:23 pm
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Every day, someone, unknowingly or otherwise, begins the shitest thread


 
Posted : 11/10/2016 5:25 pm
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POIDH


 
Posted : 11/10/2016 5:57 pm
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Must be something to do with office loos. My best efforts have always been at work. I've had an above the waterline one too, it's very special.


 
Posted : 11/10/2016 6:50 pm
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I call BS

Nobody leaves their phone at their desk when they take a poo


 
Posted : 11/10/2016 7:01 pm
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Our office toilets sit on a ledfle ledge maybe three inches high so the groound is three inches further than normal the difference is enough to put an end to any ideas of glory i had.


 
Posted : 11/10/2016 7:16 pm
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Why did Spock have his head in the toilet?

To see the Captain's log.
Brrrrrr dummm-tish!
I'm here all week.


 
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Duuuuuude! 😯


 
Posted : 11/10/2016 7:37 pm
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is ratemypoo still going? I'm not clicking on that link to check

but quality post OP, wish we had a like thing here


 
Posted : 11/10/2016 8:48 pm
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I never knew ratemypoo existed. Finally somewhere to post my best / worst efforts. The number of times I've nearly started a thread like this with pics.


 
Posted : 11/10/2016 9:23 pm
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There's also a 'places I've pooped' app on the App Store...


 
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[img] ?1[/img]


 
Posted : 12/10/2016 9:08 am
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E-Z Grip Sphincter Lock! God, I hope there's a patent for that.


 
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Not today they don't, I am fully aware that the 2 foot+ unbroken cable that I laid at around 3 o'clock is a worldy. Certainly the longest I remember ever doing. Stretching up into the u bend, then out the waterline to about 3 inches short of the rim. I'd have taken a pic of I hadn't left my phone at my desk.

That has been the highlight of an otherwise utterly awful day at work. Thanks for listening.

you're full of shit


 
Posted : 12/10/2016 11:54 am
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I do not believe such an emanation could be described as unknowing. You'd know. The feeling of sunny well being and slight light headedness would last for some minutes


 
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2 cyclists, 1 cup?


 
Posted : 12/10/2016 12:58 pm
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The solution is obvious:


 
Posted : 12/10/2016 1:06 pm
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[quote=gonzy ]
you're full of shit

not anymore apparently


 
Posted : 12/10/2016 1:38 pm