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8pm tonight.
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We're off to a Eurovision party - it's meant to be fancy dress but I've still not got an outfit sorted! Can't be bothered now.
her indoors has finals next week so our celebrations have been scaled down from the usual. Her priorities are all wrong...
Edit: double post so have a joke
A guy walked into a bar with his giraffe. He ordered a drink, and the giraffe lay down beside him. The bartender barked angrily, "Excuse me, but you can't leave that lying there!"
"Err," the man said, "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
it's meant to be fancy dress but I've still not got an outfit sorted
I know! mini-dress and bare feet - go as Sandy Shaw!
wait for the Romanian number, pure gold
I might make a UKIP rosette and stick that on!
Yes, Romania FTW! Never thought I'd have cause to type that.
Bumpity.
damn. I was going to start a Eurovision song thread contest to see which would win
Thank you Cougar, I'm loving the cheesy caterpillar butterfly bridge stuff.
Cooking fillet steak and Dauphinois Potatoes (and Old Speckled Hen and later red wine).
Nothing to do with the singing thing but what the hey.
I'm loving the cheesy caterpillar butterfly bridge stuff.
It's a flutterby now.
no Terry Wogan?
Not for a few years now.
France appears to be Tina Turner in negative.
lovely. 7 for her. Lithuania has a funny face. Scary.
no Terry Wogan?
Thank f@*k
Because of his SHOES?
Wut?
no only does he have a scary face he isnt making any sense!!...shoes called love???
... and pain.
Moldova should've stuck to playing Tony Hawk at tennis.
I had a pair of Sidi's like that.
Didn't half pinch.
Jesus H Corbett, what the hell's up with that chick's frock?
I'm up for Hungary (no12)
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I reckon this woman killed Colonel Mustard in the library with the rope
so thats why she is standing still haha
Good christ, what's Finland come as?
"Marry me"? No chance love, there'll be a horse's head in my bed.
Finland FTW.
It's got the lot, in EUROVISION terms.
Lesbian kiss
They will win no doubt
"BSDM"?! 😯
Claudia Winkleman's looking well.
MORE WIND MACHINE!
Spain = Dana with olive oil.
Chris De Burg is on the phone, he wants his eyebrows back.
Belgium, smashing backing dancers.
Though he appeared to poo them, bizarrely.
Belgium, smashing backing dancers.
yep, was just thinking that. We should be able to vote in several categories. Dancers, hotness, possibility that any of them can actually play an instrument etc.
5 months pregnant, but singing in Estonian...
Impressive, I couldn't even do that in English.
Shakira, Shakira...
Belorus, good start in a velodrome!
...and a champion dress.
Pamela Stephenson's looking well.
suddenly looking at prices for flights to belarus haha
..but the pants them lads are wearing....
When's bonnie on? And greece?
PS: my wife's just called us all a bit sad, having pictured lots of men sitting around the UK tapping away on their laptops and perving over the eastern europeans.
6 more until bonnie
just after the magnificent Romania
karaoke?
my wife's just called us all a bit sad, having pictured lots of men sitting around the UK tapping away on their laptops and perving over the eastern europeans.
Did you commend her perceptiveness?
Now then.... Malta.
Could be a dark horse, cos all the judges like a bit of sunshine, and he is a doctor, and those trousers are guaranteed to please someone.
my wife's just called us all a bit sad, having pictured lots of men sitting around the UK tapping away on their laptops and perving over the eastern europeans
Just another Sat night really
I quite liked Malta, in a "sitting in a field in the sun with a pint of cider" kind of way, but it's not really very Eurovision
was planning on making this into a drinking game.......every time Graham Norton makes a bitchy comment you have to down your drink and pour another...but i may end up in a comma at this rate!
Russia, dress from Dorothy Perkins.
Russian lass is quite attractive in a 'Hot school teacher' kind of way...
Just sayin' ;o)
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was planning on making this into a drinking game.......every time Graham Norton makes a bitchy comment you have to down your drink and pour another...but i may end up in a comma at this rate!
If you'd tried that during the Wogan days you'd be dead by now!
Face from Anthony Perkins.
Are we the only ones who don't really take it seriously?
That German lass is a bit too thick round the middle to get away with that dress, and its a bit euro pop..
Yup, maybe they're all pregnant.
Russia looked as though she may actually have been singing live though. Full marks if she was
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The German lass..... Natalie Horler.
I've just been informed she's well known for having a couple of big hits.
I can only assume that's an autocorrect error.
I learned the hard way not to make ironic comments about how good the eurovision song contest is when abroad...
Your Armenian fella has some eyebrows on him!
Never knew Shane McGowan played keyboards.
the german lass is actually famous I've even seen her live....she sang over a few house / dance hits and would perform live in ibiza and other holiday places
He's looking well for someone who was nailed to a tree a while ago.
Armenia, double denim, scarf on chest, sunglases,
Absolutely no idea about fashion
*triple* denim.
The hosts dress is a bit highly cut,...
Netherlands... It's a bit dour, but she is a lovely lady.
I think I'd like this song played when my dead body is set on fire on a raft and set adrift.
Christ, it's a camp Voldemort!
here we go clichetastic
Did he get his balls caught in his belt when he raised his hands up just then?
You'd have thought he'd get dressed up a bit at least.
Holy Crap!!
We have a winner...
Now then.
Romania...
WTF?!
Here we go, proper batshit mental Eurovision not just euro odd.