karaoke?
my wife's just called us all a bit sad, having pictured lots of men sitting around the UK tapping away on their laptops and perving over the eastern europeans.
Did you commend her perceptiveness?
Now then.... Malta.
Could be a dark horse, cos all the judges like a bit of sunshine, and he is a doctor, and those trousers are guaranteed to please someone.
my wife's just called us all a bit sad, having pictured lots of men sitting around the UK tapping away on their laptops and perving over the eastern europeans
Just another Sat night really
I quite liked Malta, in a "sitting in a field in the sun with a pint of cider" kind of way, but it's not really very Eurovision
was planning on making this into a drinking game.......every time Graham Norton makes a bitchy comment you have to down your drink and pour another...but i may end up in a comma at this rate!
Russia, dress from Dorothy Perkins.
Russian lass is quite attractive in a 'Hot school teacher' kind of way...
Just sayin' ;o)
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was planning on making this into a drinking game.......every time Graham Norton makes a bitchy comment you have to down your drink and pour another...but i may end up in a comma at this rate!
If you'd tried that during the Wogan days you'd be dead by now!
Face from Anthony Perkins.
Are we the only ones who don't really take it seriously?
That German lass is a bit too thick round the middle to get away with that dress, and its a bit euro pop..
Yup, maybe they're all pregnant.
Russia looked as though she may actually have been singing live though. Full marks if she was
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The German lass..... Natalie Horler.
I've just been informed she's well known for having a couple of big hits.
I can only assume that's an autocorrect error.
I learned the hard way not to make ironic comments about how good the eurovision song contest is when abroad...
Your Armenian fella has some eyebrows on him!
Never knew Shane McGowan played keyboards.
the german lass is actually famous I've even seen her live....she sang over a few house / dance hits and would perform live in ibiza and other holiday places
He's looking well for someone who was nailed to a tree a while ago.
Armenia, double denim, scarf on chest, sunglases,
Absolutely no idea about fashion
*triple* denim.
The hosts dress is a bit highly cut,...
Netherlands... It's a bit dour, but she is a lovely lady.
I think I'd like this song played when my dead body is set on fire on a raft and set adrift.
Christ, it's a camp Voldemort!
here we go clichetastic
Did he get his balls caught in his belt when he raised his hands up just then?
You'd have thought he'd get dressed up a bit at least.
Holy Crap!!
We have a winner...
Now then.
Romania...
WTF?!
Here we go, proper batshit mental Eurovision not just euro odd.
W ....t and actual f is this?
Dubstep meets goth opera meets dance music????
Anyone else watching the Romanian entry and thinking that perhaps Nigel Farrage has a point? 😯
What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching"?
The Bonster!
Here we go
Romania, very tight underwear,high voice,semi naked men and woman.
To quote graham "just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should" haaaa
and now... Bonnie Tyler?!?!?!?!?
Oh crap
