Looks like a blonde Sonia.
my vote so far, just because you know... boobs
Sanny, you are cruel! 😆
Where's Taggart when you need him? Because there's been a murder.
Scruffy get
Charming, but not EuroVision fodder.
He seems to have borrowed one of David Byrne's stage suits.
Wow, alpha male
Laying down her armour? She'll do well if she can even lift the breastplate.....
How drunk is he?
musical version of diarrhea
Portugal ... No, no, no ... get a shave and haircut ... 😡
I can hear the flag waving in the background ... is he whispering or singing?
edit:
Sanny - Member
There is some proper emoting going on there!
We love Eurovision song contest we do ... 😛
John Lewis ad
The performance is lame but I really rather like the song. Is he playing air piano?
I quite liked that.
Likes. Especially avoiding the big stage
This is where wizards go to prison isn't it?
Me to.
Azerbaijan - hhhmmm ... she scares the shite out of me if she walks behind me in the dark alleyway ... 😯
Like the horse head person ...
So that's where Data from Star Trek ended up.
Is that the lead singer from das sound machine in pitch perfect 2 singing in the trainspotting toilet?
When does the baby on the roof appear?
Well, someone's no stranger to a fish supper
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That's the theme sorted for tonight's nightmare then. A horse-man peering at me over a wall
Croatia - Pork pie advertisement alert, pork pie advertisement ... 😮
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss! Pure Eurovision genius from David Guest's melty faced son! That is BRILLIANT!
It;ll be a miracle if he doesn't tear them pants when he bends over.
Camp as a prefab!
This is more like it
Winnah!
oh duel voicing, look at you. is that the kid he ate singing to get out
Poor lad suffers from a bit of bipolar coupled with chronic cake retention!
Go compare dudes had a psychotic break
It's like Pavarotti doing a duet with Blue, all in one chap.
Shamooooooore!
One of the voices is George Dawes. Fact
Peter Andre vs Pavarotti.
His backdrop is the twins from the matrix.
Australia ... hhhmmm ... I can only hear girls screaming off their heads including Graham Norton ... 😛
He should stop doing his ostrich walk ... the song is respectable.
So far good songs:
1. Poland
2. Italy
3. Australia (bet he is going to win)
Do you think he borrowed them funeral shoes from the Croatian dude?
edit - Chewkw, the song is horrific!
Fast forwards
Has he borrowed his dad's shoes?
Nice teeth. Is she wearing them in for a dog?
tune.
Greeceeeeeeee ... woowwwww ... look at the dress ... the leg ... giggedy ... 😮
I dance for her ... I dance! Dance!
Is that a paddling pool?
Semi 4 Demi
Something for the ladies eh?
Strewth, that bloke's got no strides on!
Something for the mums!
im in love
He winked at me, cheeky chap.
Still flat though.
Spain ... is that Quagmire shirts they are wearing? 😯
When early Bon Jovi did a tropical album.
I think Spain looked at the budget for hosting and decided to pull a 'my lovely horse'
Ouch
Norway ... Bring Out The Gimp ... and the death ... the song is about killing ... kill .... kill ... kill ... 😈
Fencing needed to do something to liven up its image. I approve.
Daft punk and the dentist fan of Indiana Jones!
Daft Punk, meet Assassins Creed.
With the third Mitchell brother?
Bit dark that norway one - but I like it!
Right, here we go!
What is with this season's thing for bingo wings?
Lucy Jones with Never give up on you-rup!
What's with the Ferrero Rocher dress though?
Ginger says her boobs(the singer, not hers) look like a flat sausage.
Is it about Brexit?
Gurny
UK ... ok ... okay ... good. 😀
Just stay out of fish & chip shops ...
edit: best UK song in the contest for many years.
Hmm, not my cup of tea, but I reckon that'll be popular with the punters.
Dunno about flawless but she was pretty good.
Cyprus ... never, never a male singer with male dancers, should be female dancers ... what are we suppose to look at if the song is not special? 😡
pitbull meets shakira cover
Romania ... Towie comes to town ... 😆
That red dress is very nice ... giggedy ... 😛
edit: in a strange way ... the girl's voice ... hmmm ...
Romania doing a duet with two people... losers.
Croatia guy would do this solo.
Nah, splits in the dress are in the wrong place.
I do hope they shoot some midgets out of the cannons.
yeah it should be split on my floor, giggedy
Cannons in Kiev? I thought Russia had pulled out?
It is awful yet I cannot look away. Brilliant!
Faux Rap song with yodelling and cannons
Winner
It's a very leggy contest this year
No complaints