[Closed] EUROVISION 2017

Are they all lip syncing or is it just the dodgy 3G BBC feed I'm watching on my iPad?

im sure that this is a straight copy of a song already out

Germany entered Zoe Balls younger sister for their act.

Everyone is making good use of the overhead camera.

Good titanium riff to start but what is with the Will Smith ears? Hello, Roxette, the eighties want you back.

Germany ... giggedy ... she is tall. 😛

She has a very happy face, happy song, she wins! I like! Giggedy.

tthew - Member
... Zoe Balls ...

Eeeuuuwwww ... nooo...

Have they defrosted Roxette from cryogenic storage?

It's a real sausage party in that audience isn't it

norton cums everytime he sees timor

Can someone nip round to chewkw's place and take that bottle of cooking sherry off him please?

No particular order ... I like. 😀

1. Poland
2. Italy
3. Australia
4. UK
5. Germany

Ooh, was that a Ford Granada?

More Blake's 7 costumes re-appear!

Ukraine ... okay-ish but out of place ... I bet they imagining they are playing at some sort of summer concert or on world tour ... 😯

i agree, its not bad, but it ain't eurovision.

Might do well that one. The europeans love a rock number. Remember Lordi?

She's only 17, someone hide geetee's camera.

cheer up love 😐

edit - double post

i can listen to this from belguim

Ooh,this is painful. Poor love is shitting herself. Is she actually crying?

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Lovely voice but a bit bunny in headlights

Belgian lass is just full of stage presence, in't'she?

Belgium - nice song love ... 😛

That really reminds of another song... it'll come to me in a few hours...

Now that's a cheap suit! I don't think it is a return to Stockholm next year. I love the Berocca treadmill vibe though!

Ah, good to see Boyzone back on the stage.

Sweden ... No, Sweden no ... where are all the female dancers? Average song requires good female dancers Not more blokes. No good. 😡

Somebody watched the OK Go! Video...

Snyggt jobbat!

i predict more campness

Is that the dude from The Crying Game?

Poor lad needs a feed!

I reckon the Croatian bloke stole his chips.

Bulgaria ... way way way over his bed time to sing ... can't decide if the song is average or common or good ... 😮

Think he's wearing Assos AW17

Hmmm. Looks like he's filled his nappy.

Well, bonjour!

Bonsoir...

Gigady Gigady

France ... giggedy ... viva France! Revolution with that nice dress ... she is singing to me ... giggedy ... Song is good because she makes it sounds good.

edit: she has the Uman Thurman eyes wide apart ... hers are wider apart ... 😯

France = nil points.

I'd give her un, though.

Lots of nice legs on tonight. (And that's just the blokes!)

Chekw is probably spent now

she's an eiffel - her legs reach all the way from her bum to the floor

she looks high

Well, they seemed to crack through the songs quickly tonight. Is it shorter this year?

spawnofyorkshire - Member

Chekw is probably spent now

Tiring work that watching Eurovision at the same time trying to be constructive about comments ... 😆

wtf is that

Toss up between Austria and sweden for the most punchable singer

Moldova was my favourite but alas

Australia
Italy
Sweden

1. poland
2. oz
3.greece
4.ukraine
5.belgium

Moldova
Italy
Croatia
Romania
Germany

I like ours, but we're still going to be in the bottom 5.

For me ... giggedy ... giggedy ...

Greece
Germany
Poland
Denmark
France

1. oz
2.poland
3. greece
4.ukraine
4.belgium

double post ...

I've voted for Moldova

Wtf pikeyhontas

Armenia got my vote, always one for a bit of ethnicity chucked in.

That last interval act looked like one of Dr Who's old assistants.
I think Sweden to win.

Nothing particularly outstanding this year. I voted for Ukraine, mainly to piss off the Russians should they win again.

So that's what a storm trooper looks like without a helmet.

i like this

I want the ponytail fart drum

Best song all night. What's the voting number for sexy stormtroopers?

I like those female storm troopers ... they can storm me anytime. 😆

Bit creepy

norton wishes timor was cleaning a flute with him

Who Chewkw? He really is, isn't he!

Is that lass from Denmark really really short?

Romania
Sweden
Bulgaria

Ukraine can't afford to host again judging by their entry.

She's only 17, someone hide geetee's camera.

#STWbanter

ha ha

200 million people and he gets his arse out! Fair play to the singer for not batting an eyelid.

Bundle

Was that an Aussie by any chance?

Why on earth does that bloke have to moon ... 🙄

Aussie, it's what they do

I'm going for Romania to beat UK!

Does anyone remember the name of the sexy storm troopers please? Great tune and trying to find more. Thanks

^ Onuka