It is on!
Ladies and Gentlemen please stow your heterosexuality in the overhead lockers and get ready for take off
Brexit will mean we won't get many points.
(I win)
Poland gets it ... giggedy. 
Crikey!
Is she buying her wedding dress in instalments? 😀
Let's hope the Polish lady hasn't skimped on the tit tape
Nice bit of fiddling though!
I'm guessing she's a fan of Celine Dion
Ah the serious musicians
Song 3 looks promising.
Double
Song 3 looks promising.
She's got a cracking pair of lungs, I'll give her that
Hovercraft! Brilliant. 😀
What are they singing though? It is a bit foreign.......
The White Stripes have had a bit of a makeover?
She's got glittery pits!
Is there a wedding theme this year?
Now this, my friends, is a Eurovision song
Crikey ... Belarus ... which one of the singers are we supposed to look at? 🙄
Bloody bell. Get a room that pair!
Ah so not brother and sister then
WHen is the British entry on?
Again with the white from the skinny, non ginger, too much listening to Ed Sheeran.
Running on empty there fella.
This Austrian bloke is he part of a just disbanded boy band? The tune is so common it is too common ... very common ... common. 😡
He made my skin crawl
Austrian Justin Timberlake has a pretty good voice, you've got to give him that
Pepsi & Shirley are back!
(One for the younger viewers)
Good to the BBC props dept sell off of Blake's 7 costumes found a home. 🙂
What's the collective noun for a group of dominatrices
Armenia ... the background dancers ... giggedy. 😛
Can't decide what to make of the singer ... 😮
Am I suppose to look at the dancers?
Quite liking this one!
Bananarama aren't what they used to be.
Am I suppose to look at the dancers?
One handed? Or two?
Finally, something for the dads!
So, these girls hobby/interest is shoplifting?
Finally, something for the dads!
Are the frogs singing in english this year?
Bet these ladies are first in line for the after show buffet.
Cleavage AND a bit of leg - a brave choice, for sure.
The Dutch with the three sisters ... hmmm ... did the postman visited? Me guess the smaller is the odd one out ... the other two got butch thighs. 😯
edit: damn ... got it wrong ... the tall blonde is the odd one out according to Graham Norton. 😆
Is that Little Mix in ten years time? Jesse hasn't aged well.
No one has done the heart symbol yet
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Did they eat the other twin ?
Bit harsh! I bet they don't fancy you much!
So, everyone else is singing Hold On by Wilson Philips in their head, right?
Wilson Philips. That was the one I was grasping for. Ta.
Loving the dad dancing!
Restless leg syndrome?
Maldova ... No. 😡
Better off with the three background dancers on the font stage.
the running man whilst saxing. RESPECT
Trad meets hipster. I have a good feeling about this!
Now this looks more like the bonkers entry I want
Is the milk churn girl coming back? Brilliant!
Is he going to sing or wrestle?
The bullfighting kebab man
Peak ethnic has just been achieved.
Edit: then he raps. Epic fail.
ive got my small plastic flag, some goofy novelty sunglasses, and an outfit from an 80s budget store discount rack. i'm in eurovision mode
Hungarian rap. Who knew?
Hungary that hairstyle ... No ... you are not fighting Attila the Hun. No, no, no ... stop shouting and talking in the middle of the song ... 😡
Respect to the dancer. 🙂
Blimey, he's as good at rapping as Ken Dodd is at brick laying.
Who knew Claire from Steps could play the fiddle?
If only the U.K. next year could get Shaun Ryder to perform, with Bez dancing alongside.
Liking the Star Trek backing singers.....
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Everyone else is seeing this, right?
Right. Now I'm lost. What the actualf#ck?
Italy ... good on you Italian. Good on you mustache guy. 😛
Loving the monkey 😀
We have a winner.
Yeah, rainbow striped arms on a business suit! What were they thinking?
We might have a winner! It's got the lot!
"of course when I captured Gerald he was completely wild"
Not t getting it
Blimey!
Wild? I was livid!
Terry Thomas does drag - I say!
Denmark ... giggedy, giggedy, giggedy ... 😆
She is talking to me ...
Why is Holly Willoughby representing Denmark?
There is some proper emoting going on there!