Bit harsh! I bet they don't fancy you much!
So, everyone else is singing Hold On by Wilson Philips in their head, right?
Wilson Philips. That was the one I was grasping for. Ta.
Loving the dad dancing!
Restless leg syndrome?
Maldova ... No. 😡
Better off with the three background dancers on the font stage.
the running man whilst saxing. RESPECT
Trad meets hipster. I have a good feeling about this!
Now this looks more like the bonkers entry I want
Is the milk churn girl coming back? Brilliant!
Is he going to sing or wrestle?
The bullfighting kebab man
Peak ethnic has just been achieved.
Edit: then he raps. Epic fail.
ive got my small plastic flag, some goofy novelty sunglasses, and an outfit from an 80s budget store discount rack. i'm in eurovision mode
Hungarian rap. Who knew?
Hungary that hairstyle ... No ... you are not fighting Attila the Hun. No, no, no ... stop shouting and talking in the middle of the song ... 😡
Respect to the dancer. 🙂
Blimey, he's as good at rapping as Ken Dodd is at brick laying.
Who knew Claire from Steps could play the fiddle?
If only the U.K. next year could get Shaun Ryder to perform, with Bez dancing alongside.
Liking the Star Trek backing singers.....
Everyone else is seeing this, right?
Right. Now I'm lost. What the actualf#ck?
Italy ... good on you Italian. Good on you mustache guy. 😛
Loving the monkey 😀
We have a winner.
Yeah, rainbow striped arms on a business suit! What were they thinking?
We might have a winner! It's got the lot!
"of course when I captured Gerald he was completely wild"
Not t getting it
Blimey!
Wild? I was livid!
Terry Thomas does drag - I say!
Denmark ... giggedy, giggedy, giggedy ... 😆
She is talking to me ... 
Why is Holly Willoughby representing Denmark?
There is some proper emoting going on there!
Looks like a blonde Sonia.
my vote so far, just because you know... boobs
Sanny, you are cruel! 😆
Where's Taggart when you need him? Because there's been a murder.
Scruffy get
Charming, but not EuroVision fodder.
He seems to have borrowed one of David Byrne's stage suits.
Wow, alpha male
Laying down her armour? She'll do well if she can even lift the breastplate.....
How drunk is he?
musical version of diarrhea

