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Posted : 29/11/2023 1:45 pm
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Anyone?


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 1:46 pm
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Not a Scooby.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 1:47 pm
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Piles?


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 1:48 pm
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pretty underwhelming tbh, far more interesting things to see in the British museum

I imagine in the right context- ie in Athens - theyd be better


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 1:49 pm
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PMQs presumably.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 1:49 pm
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Is this a Mornington Crescent variation? I'll try the Louvre, via the Brandenburg gate.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 1:50 pm
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Your face?


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 1:53 pm
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Do you mean the artworks which are a product of a brutal slave owning society where the role of women was to be completely subservient & which were funded by a successful  war of aggressive  expansion?

Don't know why anyone would want to display them.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 1:55 pm
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pretty underwhelming tbh, far more interesting things to see in the British museum
I imagine in the right context- ie in Athens – theyd be better

My thoughts as well. They are completely out of context in a sterile room in the BM. If they weren't famous for being the Elgin Marbles I think that the majority of the public would walk straight past them like they do with all the boring Greek monumental stuff.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 1:56 pm
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Yeah, don't stick 'em up there mate.

A&E is busy enough as it is.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 1:57 pm
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Is this a command to a mystery person hidden under your desk?


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 1:57 pm
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PMQs presumably.

Yeah, that was a weird one. Meeting the PM of Greece and reiterating the UK's long term position is apparently "taking sides with the EU against the UK". Is Sunak planning to avoid all contact with the outside world from now on...? Well, apart from lining up some cushy future "work" for himself in the USA of course. Oh, hang on... this is why he has Cameron, isn't it... give the outside world an alternative PM to talk to, while Sunak concentrates on pretending to be a myopic little Englander for the home market ahead of an election (don't mention the Green Card).


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 1:57 pm
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i wondered that, super odd to refer to something thousands of years old by the title of the last person to buy them


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 1:58 pm
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Do you mean the artworks which are a product of a brutal slave owning society where the role of women was to be completely subservient & which were funded by a successful aggressive war of expansion?

Don’t know why anyone would want to display them.

There's not going to be much left in the museums if that's the benchmark.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 1:59 pm
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The op is stating that his buttocks are akin to a classical Greek statue and should he displayed in a national museum. Much to the chagrin of some of our European neighbours who’ve been eyeing them jealously and have stated that they want to pinch them


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 2:00 pm
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There isn't much in many museums, by seeing what I saw (didn't see) in two of Liverpool's this weekend. If Egypt asks for it's 'Mummies' back, 'The World Museum in Liverpool' will be empty.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 2:01 pm
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According to the Rest is Politics podcast even as far back as 2002 59% of the UK population would rather they went back Greece and 18% wanted them kept in our war chest of nabbed treasures. The rest could not GAF. I'd guess the give em back brigade would be higher again by now. Not sure who Sunak is grandstanding for - the reddest of cheeked gammons presumably.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 2:03 pm
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I’m not usually a supporter of ‘returning’ artefacts - it’s not like they can go back to anyone who once had them, and the ownership isn’t often clear anyway.

However, there are some pieces that clearly belong in a certain place, and I’d say this is the case with the marbles. Everyone knows where they are supposed to be, where they stood for thousands of years, and where they were specifically created to go.
Imagine if Nelson’s Column was moved and displayed somewhere else, it just wouldn’t be right. It is part of Trafalgar Square, and both the square and the statue would be diminished.

Anyway, we could easily make absolutely accurate copies now. Nobody would be able to tell the difference without microscopic analysis. Return them, replace them with copies and that will be part of the story in the BM.

The Greeks could send over a few cases of Ouzo in return - that should deaden any pain.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 2:15 pm
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If Egypt asks for it’s ‘Mummies’ back,

they’ll be lucky - we ate around 3000 of them so it’ll be tricky handing them back now


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 2:22 pm
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Anyway, we could easily make absolutely accurate copies now. Nobody would be able to tell the difference without microscopic analysis. Return them, replace them with copies and that will be part of the story in the BM.

Apparently it's worse than that. 'We' (as in British experts) decided to paint them in something we thought would preserve them. But it didn't - it hastened their demise. Therefore the plaster casts that were taken from them before we ****ed them up is now better and crisper than the originals.

Nelson's column is one analogy. A better one would be if Germany had won WW2 and we had been absorbed into the Third Reich. They then sold the stones of Stonehenge to the Japanese to grease the wheels of a trade deal. Upon getting our independence back we asked the Japanese for our stones back and were told to sod off.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 2:30 pm
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Best bit is they weren't brought to the UK as a treasure to preserve in a museum, they were nicked by Thomas Bruce, 7th Earl of Elgin to stick on his fancy new mansion which didn't actually get built because he couldn't afford it. Out right case of greed and theft, at least some of the other treasures the UK brough home were done with the intention of of preservation and display.

High time to send them back but unlikely to happen in the current culture war. Need the Tories out and whoever takes over to quietly give them back.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 2:44 pm
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This about sums it up


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 2:46 pm
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If they weren’t famous for being the Elgin Marbles I think that the majority of the public would walk straight past them like they do with all the boring Greek monumental stuff.

I don’t consider myself to be a total philistine but when it was being discussed on the radio yesterday I thought what’s so special about these marbles.  It was only then that I looked them up and discovered they are statues made from marble rather than spheres used for children’s games.  I’m sure if you had asked 1000 people at random in Britain on Monday (a) what they were; (b) where they were; (c) if they would pay money to go and see them, the answers would be “not sure”, “Elgin”, “not a chance” from 50% at least!

BUT if those 1000 people were public school, anti-EU, empire loving 50+ white men who influence the ERG etc then I am sure the answers would be very different.

now, despite me not giving a shit about them, I understand that had Lord Elgin not saved them they would likely have been destroyed by the Greeks/Turks/Germans.  The U.K. bought them from Lord Elgin at some considerable cost.  So if Greece want them back there’s a discussion about the storage/preservation cost!


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 2:46 pm
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Put me down for the DILIGAF camp! 👍


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 2:48 pm
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"ooh me elgins are playing up" 


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 2:51 pm
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So if Greece want them back there’s a discussion about the storage/preservation cost!

Or we could be grown up about it and waive the costs knowing we've helped preserve them for the future and now is the right time (30 years too late) to send them home.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 2:51 pm
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they were nicked by Thomas Bruce, 7th Earl of Elgin to stick on his fancy new mansion which didn’t actually get built because he couldn’t afford it.

Well allegedly they were taken with the permission of the Ottoman officials who held authority in Athens at the time.

And a Parliamentary Inquiry in 1816 said they were taken legally which I guess is kind of like a shoplifter saying that because the security guard didn't stop him on the way out, the items are now legally his.

And having declared them legally Elgin's, the British Government bought them (legally of course...)


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 3:00 pm
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BUT if those 1000 people were public school, anti-EU, empire loving 50+ white men who influence the ERG etc then I am sure the answers would be very different.

Good point. I'd forgotten about the classically educated elite in this country. Rah rah, carry on, where's that pig?....


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 3:12 pm
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I think the Greeks are on pretty thin ice moaning about stuff nicked during colonial occupation

How many years do they want to go back?


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 3:17 pm
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Quite an interesting 3 parter recently on Freakonomics podcast about the issues of museum content, handing back and how to hand back.

https://freakonomics.com/podcast-tag/stealing-art-is-easy-giving-it-back-is-hard/

It was pretty interesting and talked quite a lot about the Benin Bronzes. It’s slightly American in its stance but generally pretty balanced. I hadn’t ever really given a lot of thought to how these pieces arrived where they are.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 3:20 pm
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Upon getting our independence back we asked the Japanese for our stones back and were told to sod off.

Well there is plenty of loot from the UK in display in Scandinavian museums although a lot was turned into hack gold.
Some in Normandy as well.

This about sums it up

The title of that video doesnt work for starters in this case.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 3:24 pm
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why are the pyramids in egypt?

because they were too heavy to bring back to england...


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 3:51 pm
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Was expecting a kinky sex pervert thread. Disappointed.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 4:06 pm
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Both the British Museum and Natural History Museums have finally started repatriating human remains, but it's amazing in this day the fight that's been had to enable a culturally and spiritually appropriate repatriation to take place.

https://www.returningheritage.com/natural-history-museum-returns-aboriginal-human-remains-to-australian-government

There was some particularly nasty treatment of many people by British subjects / Government if you look at people like Truganini and Willian Lanne.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 7:29 pm
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Do you mean the artworks which are a product of a brutal slave owning society where the role of women was to be completely subservient & which were funded by a successful

The entirety of the "civilized" world until a couple of hundred years ago and a lot of it until much more recently.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 7:42 pm
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The British Museum are not exactly our finest custodians of historic artefacts. They managed to lose track of hundreds of precious gems which ended up on eBay courtesy of an employee! Even after being alerted to the thefts they refused to believe or investigate them for years.

So, at this rate, the Greeks can have them - just bung a curator £50.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 8:00 pm
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You can tell when you’re in a colonial power because the museums are full of foreign plunder. I’d imagine most of the world’s museums are actually very local in focus.

I highly recommend the one in Tervuren if you’re into such things and the human stories behind them.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 8:04 pm
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Apparently it’s worse than that. ‘We’ (as in British experts) decided to paint them in something we thought would preserve them. But it didn’t – it hastened their demise. Therefore the plaster casts that were taken from them before we **** them up is now better and crisper than the originals.

In fairness, a lot of the statues/marbles that remained in Greece ended up in worse condition or were lost entirely. So it's a bit more complex than that. The restorations were at least well intentioned- Farraday (yep that Farraday) honestly believed that he was restoring them to the "original pure whiteness". Duveen's is hard to view as anything other than vandalism though. And in the end, while there are some marbles in Greece that survived better than the museum's ones, and where they've been able to find finer details down to chisel marks, that's got to be seen against all the ones that just didn't survive.

I like the legal ownership arguments though... It's like mormonism.

We have this firman that says we can take whatever we want
Oh cool, can I see that?
No
Why not?
We, uh, lost it. You can see this translation that we made though
Um, never mind, I'll check the issuing records
No point, strangely the Turks also lost their copy
Oh that IS strange. Wait, the turks?
Well yes obviously the only people whose opinion that matters is the conquerors who turned it into a mosque and caused it to blow up
Obviously
Though we had to bribe all the local officials too
Oh
And after all, the right of Britain to own the marbles was satisfied beyond all doubt by an in-depth investigation held by...
...UNESCO maybe or some other internationally recognised authority?
...no, better still, the British parliament


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 8:39 pm
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Put me down for the DILIGAF camp!

Defending
Imperialists'
Larceny of
Greek
Antiquities?
****wits....


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 9:07 pm
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Well yes obviously the only people whose opinion that matters is the conquerors who turned it into a mosque and caused it to blow up

To be fair the Turks had been in possession since 1456 since they took it from the previous set of conquerors who had been using it as a cathedral.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 10:42 pm
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To be fair the Turks had been in possession since 1456 since they took it from the previous set of conquerors who had been using it as a cathedral.

Which was effectively the end of the "Roman" empire.

I find that fact incredible, that the remains of that empire existed till only 500 odd years back.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 11:40 pm
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I like the legal ownership arguments though

There was a really interesting episode of 99%Invisible obout ownership. It's a more nuanced idea than we generally realise so it's not always something that can easily be demonstrated legally.

You can claim ownership becuase you had something first, you can claim ownership becuase you've got it now, you can claim ownership because something is attached to something thats yours - (the tree grows on my land the tree is mine, the rabbits graze on my land the rabbits are mine, the trout are mine becuase they are in the river that passes through my land, the marble are in my museum), you can claim ownership because you paid for it, you can claim ownership becuase you've earned it (ie you've housed and cared for the marbles or the mummies for 200 years) , you can claim you own something becuase you inherited it from your forefathers.

We look at ownership of the marbles hinging on the agreement between the Ottoman Empire and Elgin - but the marbles predate that Empire by over a 1000 years - they just happened to be there when the Empire was occurred. The Ottoman Empire also hasn't existed for a century.

The article also introduced me to the profession of 'ownership engineering' which sounds like a fascinating line of work.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 11:47 pm
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I think there was an argument for conservation at the time. Perhaps the British considered them to be vulnerable after the building was blown up 100 odd years previously. According to the Wiki article some locals were saying that when bits of sculpture fell down they were being crushed to make lime for building.


 
Posted : 29/11/2023 11:53 pm
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Its often been said that the reason the great pyramid is there to view in Egypt, is because the British museum found to too heavy to ship over here.


 
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