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Has anyone ever teabagged one?


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:03 pm
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We have a winner!

Love it hahahahaha.


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:05 pm
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if you don't know what this is I'd avoid googling 'teabagged' at work...


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:06 pm
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DIY Vasectomy?


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:07 pm
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if you don't know what this is I'd avoid googling 'teabagged' at work...

Too late, do you know what time the job centre is open tomorow ๐Ÿ˜ณ


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:10 pm
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I haven't but am seriously tempted to now that you've suggested it. Only one question though - how big do things have to be to set the airblade working?


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:13 pm
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As a rule, try to avoid teabagging anything with the word 'blade' in its name.


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:15 pm
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the voice of bitter experience from CM?


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:16 pm
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It'll rip em off i reckon ๐Ÿ˜


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:18 pm
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I guess you'd 'survive' it, but no amount of curiosity would tempt me into trying!

Cash on the other hand...


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:22 pm
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Wouldnt you have to be pretty tall?


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:37 pm
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Or have a sack like a sock


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:43 pm
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You cold fit your coin purse in that gap? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:49 pm
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Thread of 2011 so far!


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:49 pm
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Apparently, they're quite popular with gentlemen...


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:50 pm
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If you werent inclined to do it in the pub bogs, you could do it at home:
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Posted : 10/02/2011 5:52 pm
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First time I saw one, my immediate reaction was "christ, they've thought of everything in here..."


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 5:55 pm
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We have one at work but it is in the toilets nearest to the directors office. So the likelihood of getting busted by someone who could sack me instantly for misuse of company property is high enough to stop me trying it.


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 9:40 pm
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Couldn't you just say you'd spilt your tea and were drying off?


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 9:54 pm
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The Airblade is legendary - there's a reason Russell Howard and whatsit used to drool over them every Sunday morning on 6Music.

As for teabagging, can't say it ever occurred to me. And, after a conversation last night with a urologist*, I don't think I ever will...

* apparently a guy came into the hospital with a massive left nut. The scans were inconclusive - either he had a large amount of fluid on it, or it was necrosis. Apparently he'd had a whole load of speed in Montreal, and spent the night masturbating - this had led to his nut-related problems. Basically it sounds like he'd tugged it in half...


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 9:55 pm
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Dammit, everytime I see one in a pub now I'm going to be tempted, especially after several pints!


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 9:57 pm
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**** sake, I've installed and serviced a few of these, all I can say is thank god for the antibacterial paint and air filter system.

Will be using gloves next time.


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 9:59 pm
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...really don't think that John Lewis would appreciate me trying it next time I'm in Edinburgh and use their loo!


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 10:02 pm
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I was telling a friend of mine about this thread and I got to "you know those dyson airblades?" when he said "haha, yeah. have you ever put your dick in one?" Turns out he has. apparently it feels exactly like it does on your hands. only on your penis.


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 10:09 pm
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If just one person from STW does pop their nuts into one I will feel my work here has been productive.


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 10:40 pm
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Oh dear I had 5 of these installed @ work, I know of at least one person on STW @ our place!!! He's the sort to try too ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 10/02/2011 11:53 pm
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Please report back if you hear a screaming from the gents ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 11/02/2011 9:35 am
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Hmmm... We have them at my work. I've been working some late nights recently too... I may be able to test this one out.

All in the name of STW scientific research you understand.


 
Posted : 11/02/2011 9:41 am
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after a hot shower of course.... get them nice and dangly.


 
Posted : 11/02/2011 9:46 am