Is 8 cans of lager, 1 bottle of red wine, 1 bottle of port and a bottle of champagne enough drink for 2 on new years eve or should she go to asda in the morning and get me more????
you forgot the diet coke 😆
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No and yes. Make sure she gets up early so you don't lose valuable drinking time.
crikey, nowhere near enough.
get thee to an offy.
Get a bottle of vodka just to be on the safe side
What's she drinking ? Surely that will just do you.
This is useless without a picture.
If she's really ropey looking then all that may not be enough to get the beer goggles functioning to the right level.
This could also not count if you look like Slough and she needs to drink some anti ugly juice..
Taking the bulbs out always worked for me, failing that there always the pillows.
HTH
Sounds like some cans of Special Brew are needed. 🙄
No, & yes.
And tell her to get Anadin, & lots of it, for the next day.
lol Stw comedy gold. Think I'll put a request in for a bottle of sambuka just to make sure 🙂
I'll put in the wink now to not cause offence.
😉
Buckfast?!
it depends.
1) what time are you planning on starting
2) ...finishing, and
3) will you be pacing yourselves?
if you plan on starting at say 9pm & sharing the wine & port to start, then yes, it might be enough.
but get some more just in case.
volume is about right if not the exact mix of lager/proper beer
FFS man, it's not enough for one - what's wrong with her?
throw some mushrooms into the mix and you might just scrape through...
You probably have more than the reccomended weekly allowance for the pair of you in that list. So, yes it's enough.
So, thats 4 cans, 1/2 bottle wine, 1/2 bottle port and 1/2 bottle Champers per person.(good a maths me eh !)
So depending upon your drinking habits / tolerance level to alcohol do you think its enough ?
Personally i would err on the side of caution and and get some more cans in
No shame in not drinking it all in one night, but there is shame in running out and having nowhere to get more.
Come on, be serious. Ask us for single malt recommendations.
I had trouble deciding tonight so I flipped a coin. Bunnahabhain won. I might go back for the Jura Suoerstition tomorrow. Better safe than sory.
+1 for a bottle of buckie
Also get some little cards made up with various topics written down for things to talk about, little prompt cards, if you will. You never know if the ale runs out, the TV packs in or you sober up, you might just need to communicate with her. It's good to be prepared. 😆
Ditch the port, more beer and wine. Maybe a bottle of gin/tonic for later?
(Not that I've got anything against port, lovely drink, but you'll end up drinking the entire bottle, and a port based hangover is an awesome experience... and not in a good way!)
Edit: the card idea is a pretty good one, too. I'd also create more as you go along, trying to decipher them tomorrow should give you something to do while you're suffering...
10 lambies not on the list.Mair Buckie an' aw.
How did it work out?...think i could of done the lot myself as it goes, but i'm a total case so hey!!
duckman - Member
10 lambies not on the list.Mair Buckie an' aw.
Aye, an' mibbee a couple o' eccies and a gram of posh an' aw to up the stakes a wee bit.
10 lambies not on the list
It's New Year FFS, 20 Bennys FTW!
a glass of port is a nice thing. half a bottle would be ghastly.
a glass of chilled champagne is nice. half a bottle would be ghastly.
i'm a sexist, so i will assume that the lager/wine will be shared on a you/her basis.
8 cans of lager should be enough to get you drunk, but you'll get bored and full of fizz before you get there.
you need some variety. (try rum and coke with amaretto - i call it a 'steaming weasel')
(or cider and lime, with Rum: that's called a Snafu)
is one bottle of red enough for your missus? - does she actually prefer white? will you be in trouble later when she realises that she doen't like red, or lager or port?
or champagne...
and you've drunk all the lager?
I've got an empty bottle of brandy and 4 dead cans of coke to my right....i doubt it's a good thing...but hey, i'm a light weight.

