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New York Times reporting that the Pentagon is due to brief - checks notes - Elon Musk on its plans if they go to war with China.

An unelected, unstable billionaire whose role is to make savings is going to be told what the nations war plans are? Is he going to go back to Donald with his DOGE hat on and say, "this isn't cost effective,  we should scrap the Pentagon and just surrender?"


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 9:00 am
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First they came for the piss-takers...

 

No matter how much jingoistic, nationalist, aggressive rhetoric all the MAGA (and Brexity in the UK) types come out with, they're all the same.

 

Thin skinned snowflakes who want to intimidate because they haven't got the brains to think up a witty riposte.

 

Another day, Trump is another 24 hours closer to death.


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 9:00 am
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An unelected, unstable billionaire

Who has connections and significant business relationships that rely on the good favour of the People's Republic of China. 

Unless they are aiming to feed false intel directly to Beijing, this doesn't seem like the wisest move. But nothing surprises me any more.


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 10:09 am
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New York Times reporting that the Pentagon is due to brief - checks notes - Elon Musk on its plans if they go to war with China.

Bezos and Zuckerberg will be livid.


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 11:11 am
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Or just delete the apps off my phone

Just like travelling to China, only take blank phones and computers and wipe or discard them on return!


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 11:43 am
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If I had to travel to the US for work (not going for a holiday for a long while/ever again) then I'd be only taking a clean work phone.


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 12:19 pm
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TBH, it used to be a thing after 9/11. Never take your phone or laptop with you to the US.

Our US parent company would provide one for you when you got there. First job on arriving in their office was to boot up and log in on a wired connection and then wait an hour while everything synced.

First time it became a problem was when one of our expedition teams were stopped at JFK and had a dozen laptops, ~20 phones (personal and company) plus about £100000 worth of test equipment seized. All of it officially checked in correctly with all the documentation and permits in place, everyone had the right visas and passports and so on. Took about a year to get any of it back. And the test cars sat on the dock for 6 months until we could get them shipped back.


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 12:35 pm
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When your education system is already pretty shit why would you actively sabotage it. Oh, hang on, wrong timeline. Trump Musket is why. I'm just finding the whole thing amusing now. It is the only sensible way to cope.


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 1:11 pm
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Their voters want government cuts

They've identified a government cut

They're cutting that bit of the government

Think no further.

 

I really like "Trump Musket".

Like an Elephant Gun, but less accurate.


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 2:24 pm
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When your education system is already pretty shit why would you actively sabotage it. Oh, hang on, wrong timeline. Trump Musket is why. I'm just finding the whole thing amusing now. It is the only sensible way to cope.

Except education policy/curriculum is nearly all state or county level. So this isn't going to do what is claimed? Quelle surprise!  It will be when they start going for that lower level.

 


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 2:50 pm
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Posted by: Oakwood

First they came for the piss-takers...

Thank for making me laugh at this mad situation. 


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 2:51 pm
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Except education policy/curriculum is nearly all state or county level. 

I did hear on the World Service yesterday evening that only 10% if spending was at a federal level and that that spending was mostly directed at the poorest and disabled children.


 


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 5:01 pm
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The federal cuts will hit red states hardest. Being a teacher in a deprived area in a Trump backing state must be maddening right now.


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 5:07 pm
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Where is the delightful First Lady Melania these days?


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 5:09 pm
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Buried on a golf course?


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 5:38 pm
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Where is the delightful First Lady Melania these days?

 

Sold to Andrew Tate 

 


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 5:41 pm
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Listened to LBC American week at 5.50pm 21 March. I am lost for words. Venezuelan deportations.

I posted about the voice of America being silenced and someone said it is far worse. I had no idea how bad.


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 7:44 pm
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Where is the delightful First Lady Melania these days?

 

Collecting dues from Bezos

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/melania-trump-documentary-amazon.html


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 8:22 pm
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Posted by: Bunnyhop

Where is the delightful First Lady Melania these days?

 

Sold to Andrew Tate 

 

Speaking of whom, America is so ****ed up he's popping back to Romania. Obviously the misogynistic competition in the US is too much for him.

BBC News - Tate brothers say they have left US to return to Romania

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgw0w7147vo

 


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 9:15 pm
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"
Melania Trump’s Mysterious Amazon Documentary"

Fingers crossed it's a tell all expose!


 
Posted : 21/03/2025 10:14 pm
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First they came for the piss-takers...

 

Then the Tesla vandalisers or Domestic Terrorists (wonderful thing of having terrorists laws is you can apply them to almost anyone who is against you)

I think the US citizens are going to get a lesson in how the law applies to them and not the Trump Gov.


 
Posted : 22/03/2025 8:48 am
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Some interesting footage on social media of some of those Republican "town hall" events where Senators and Congress(wo)men meet the public. There's a lot of grassroots push back on Trump and his politics that we aren't seeing in the UK.

That might just be my media bubble, presumably other clips of people worshipping the deer leader and saluting like crazy are available. 

 


 
Posted : 22/03/2025 9:23 am
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In today's mad sh$t Trumpet says, that's actually for once fairly amusing (and bemusing)

https://www.politico.eu/article/donald-trump-i-love-king-charles-membership-british-commonwealth/

Trump’s reaction to joining the international association based on the ruins of the British colonial empire: “Sounds good to me!”

Err... Ok...


 
Posted : 22/03/2025 10:14 pm
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I don't see what is so strange about the United States becoming a member of the Commonwealth of Nations other than the obvious fact that the United States would want to dominate any international organisation which it is a member of.

But if the Commonwealth is to exist at all, and presumably the governments of 56 countries believe it should, then why shouldn't the United States be a member?

It sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Certainly no less reasonable than countries such as Canada and India being members. There is probably a debate to be had on whether there is any point to the Commonwealth at all but that's another issue imo and not one which seems to concern many Commonwealth countries. 

 


 
Posted : 22/03/2025 10:40 pm
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Posted by: MoreCashThanDash

That might just be my media bubble, presumably other clips of people worshipping the deer leader and saluting like crazy are available. 

Most likely doe-eyed sycophants fawning all over him.


 
Posted : 22/03/2025 11:55 pm
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Looks like the vengeful American king is clipping the wings of his former rivals.


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 12:23 am
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That law company rollover is pretty grim in terms of the imperialism. I look forward to the LinkedIn pile-on / backlash on Monday.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/22/white-house-paul-weiss


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 12:39 am
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Posted by: martinhutch

If you're still considering a trip to the US (yes, who'd be mad enough, eh?), make sure you log out of your social media unless you're a Trump fan..

I’ve got sort-of family (my late partner’s sister and brother in law) in New York, and I’d love to go over and visit them, but considering how much I’ve been shit-posting Elonia and Diaper Don on Xitter there’s no way I’d take my phone with me; I’d buy an older second hand iPhone and a cheap SIM and load it with the bare minimum to enable me to keep in touch with them, and whatever useful maps and use it like a burner phone. I wouldn’t even link it to my photos or anything apart from my music and books - it seems like even mentioning The Donald in anything other than glowing terms will get you arrested and put into detention! Can we say dystopian, children? I think we can. 
I wouldn’t want to risk any shit going their way, considering the nature of the jobs they have, and how long they’ve lived there, I don’t know their citizenship status, although even having a green card seems to offer no protection from deportation, or the threat of it now. 🤬😖


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 1:54 am
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Most likely doe-eyed sycophants fawning all over him.

🫶🏻👏🏻🎩👍🏼👌🏻


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 1:55 am
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I do hope he visits his courses in Scotland ,and that folk have time to leave a shit in every hole.

If I lived near to his golf courses, I’d be there at night with cans of weed killer drawing huge cock and balls, and ‘Trump is a c***’ on every green, big enough to show up on satellite photos. Sowing all the greens with salt would be a good alternative.


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 2:07 am
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Wasn't sure which thread this belongs in, but Team Putin are ramping it up from the White House

BBC News - Trump envoy dismisses Starmer plan for Ukraine
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c62zm4eqvp7o


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 9:23 am
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That article has this gem right at the bottom. There's a load of pro-Russian bullshit from Witkoff but this stood out:

There is this sort of notion that we have all got to be like Winston Churchill. Russians are going to march across Europe. That is preposterous by the way. We have something called Nato that we did not have in World War Two."

He and his friends are doing all they can to kill NATO.


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 9:35 am
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It’s bad on x Trumps pushing the Radical left judges.

These Judges want to assume the powers of the presidency,without having to attain 80million votes.

Wrapping it all up in the usual FUD stuff to get people excited.


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 9:38 am
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As part of the deal, the firm also committed to providing $40m in free legal services over the next four years to causes Trump has championed

I think people are starting to discuss this with the word extortion. 


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 9:46 am
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The law firm thing gets good coverage here


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 10:03 am
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Interesting one

A certain section 6(b) tucked into an executive order  that was issued day 1,is making people wonder whether the Insurrection  Act is going to be triggered 

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/declaring-a-national-emergency-at-the-southern-border-of-the-united-states/

DECLARING A NATIONAL EMERGENCY AT THE SOUTHERN BORDER OF THE UNITED STATES

America’s sovereignty is under attack.  Our southern border is overrun by cartels, criminal gangs, known terrorists, human traffickers, smugglers, unvetted military-age males from foreign adversaries, and illicit narcotics that harm Americans, including America.

Sec. 6.  Reporting Requirement.  (a)  Within 30 days of the date of this proclamation, the Secretary of Defense shall submit to the President, through the Homeland Security Advisor, a report outlining all actions taken to fulfill the requirements and objectives of this proclamation; and

(b)  Within 90 days of the date of this proclamation, the Secretary of Defense and the Secretary of Homeland Security shall submit a joint report to the President about the conditions at the southern border of the United States and any recommendations regarding additional actions that may be necessary to obtain complete operational control of the southern border, including whether to invoke the Insurrection Act of 1807.

 

Hard to tell if it’s the tin foil hat brigade or something being set up.

 

 


 
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If you're mad enough to go to the US cover up your tatts or else you might end up in a pair of white shorts in El Salvador for a very long time.


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 1:56 pm
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Free haircut though!


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 4:36 pm
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Sir, did you order the code Red?

I did the job I ...

Once again, Sir, did you order the code Red?

You're God damn right I did


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 5:06 pm
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Isn't an insurrection an internal thing - surely if there's a problem at the border it's an invasion?


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 7:43 pm
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Isn't an insurrection an internal thing - surely if there's a problem at the border it's an invasion?

 

I think so, yes:

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/insurrection

Not that that will stop the republicans using words to mean one thing, that really mean something else...

 

I mean just look at the lanuage trump is using against people who vandalize Tesla cars... "Domestic terrorism" urm ok then... But when a citizen shoots up a school and kills a bunch of kids, thats just 'unfortunate'? "thoughts and prayers", etc. 🤪 

 


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 8:03 pm
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surely if there's a problem at the border it's an invasion?

Not necessarily according to the Trump administration. Trump has declared a state of emergency at the southern border and instructed that the relevant authorities secure it within a specific time frame.

I think Trump is suggesting that non compliance of his executive order would authorise him to use additional presidential powers under the Insurrection Act of 1807.

At least that's how I am seeing it.

 


 
Posted : 23/03/2025 8:05 pm
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Ah so Melania Trump is making a documentary. Who is going to watch that?

Wouldn't she be better spending her time: Visiting underprivileged children's homes, serving up dinners to the needy, helping out at  food banks, going to homeless shelters, promoting kindness, honesty, etc. Whoops silly me, that was another first lady.


 
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Posted by: bajsyckel

Most likely doe-eyed sycophants fawning all over him.

Needs more credit....


 
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