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Donald Trump!! V2

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The old thread is here https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/donald-trump

I closed it as it was so HUUGE! It was giving us website problems. But do feel free to continue here.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 12:18 pm
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That ****er is to blame for everything!! 😡🙃


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 12:19 pm
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I wonder how many other people check the news first thing in the morning hoping that he’s had a stroke, dying quickly is to good for him.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 12:23 pm
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#ishedeadyet must be one of the most common hashtags on SM at the moment 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 12:27 pm
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@Mark

...you've missed the exclamation mark after Donald in the thread title! 😜


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 12:28 pm
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Super speedy forum now.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 12:34 pm
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I wonder if the same fix would work for Truth Social. 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 12:37 pm
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yet another thing hes ruined


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 12:41 pm
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Another great achievement for DJT - bigliest thread on a mountain bike forum. Why don't they go ahead and make him pope?


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 1:14 pm
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Bigly


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 1:15 pm
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Posted by: NewRetroTom

Why don't they go ahead and make him pope?

Demotion. He's already MAGA Jesus.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 1:17 pm
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dying quickly is to good for him

Yep, he needs to die in prison after all his wealth has been removed from him.  That would be his worst fear.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 1:54 pm
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Now that he's had the other thread shutdown is he no longer on The List?


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 2:10 pm
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Dammit Donald, you have f*ck*d up STW as well you muppet.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 2:13 pm
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Posted by: kerley

dying quickly is to good for him

Yep, he needs to die in prison after all his wealth has been removed from him.  That would be his worst fear.

Never gonna happen

 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 2:14 pm
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Ohh Christ…..I opened this thread with covered eyes expecting to read that the mad orange ****er had cloned himself and was going to declare he was never leaving the shitehouse 

 

phew…..so it just a new trump thread……..


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 2:49 pm
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We ran out of gas for our anaerobic incubator the other day and the company can't deliver due to supply issues. We're blaming Trump.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 3:04 pm
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What if it is like Iran and the new PotUS is even more hardline and anti Europe and pro Russia ... 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 3:20 pm
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Posted by: Mark

I closed it as it was so HUUGE! It was giving us website problems

They came to me and said "sir your thread is the biggest and best the world has seen. It is too good for us sir can you please agree to a second thread which no one else has ever had before. The pope now he is a loser - very small thread but I have the bigglest".


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 3:25 pm
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On his tiff with the Pope...

To be fair, he's not the 1st orangeman to not see eye to eye with him.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 3:29 pm
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Posted by: verses

On his tiff with the Pope...

To be fair, he's not the 1st orangeman to not see eye to eye with him.

PMSL

I am just enjoying seeing a proper chink in the MAGA faithful followers. He has properly upset a few with that one, and I wonder if there is a wider silent group of MAGA who surely now are starting to have doubts....

 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 3:34 pm
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Donald Trumps 'spiritual advisor' has just been interviewed by Matt Chorley on Five Live

Madder than a barrel of monkeys! I was wondering where I'd heard him before, then it dawned on me...

They're all absolutely barking mad, the lot of them! 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 3:38 pm
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...you've missed the exclamation mark after Donald in the thread title!

Yeah, not the same without the extra exclamation mark. 

 

Given he's Jesus now, it's no surprise this thread has risen from the dead and is amongst us again. Jesus 1.0 only hung around for 40 days before ascending to heaven. Here's hoping Donny Jesus only hangs around for a similar time (before descending to hell).

 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 4:25 pm
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Is this the thread about Don Jr?


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 4:43 pm
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I thought someone had been naughty in the other thread when I saw it was locked. 

I look forward to DJT v3.0


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 4:56 pm
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Ah, and with that the last remaining mention of Woppit disappears...


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 5:25 pm
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It’s a cruel world where Kenny dies and the loon lives 🙁


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 5:41 pm
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Posted by: dissonance

Posted by: Mark

I closed it as it was so HUUGE! It was giving us website problems

They came to me and said "sir your thread is the biggest and best the world has seen. It is too good for us sir can you please agree to a second thread which no one else has ever had before. The pope now he is a loser - very small thread but I have the bigglest".

Damn you, I read that in my head in Trumps voice

 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 5:45 pm
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Posted by: PrinceJohn

I look forward to DJT v3.0

Let's save that for the outpouring of emotion when his time is up.  Can you imagine? It'll make the VE day celebrations look like the staff Xmas party at Swindon Nationwide.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 6:07 pm
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I closed it as it was so HUUGE! It was giving us website problems. But do feel free to continue here.

Mark, Thank you for you attention on this matter.........


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 6:46 pm
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I'm sad that he's likely to die before he can be tried for his crimes.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 7:26 pm
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Well hopefully the rest of the corrupt crime family will one day see the inside of a state penitentiary. 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 7:55 pm
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Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the genius of the Daily Star headline writer today…

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Posted : 14/04/2026 8:29 pm
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Posted by: higthepig

I closed it as it was so HUUGE! It was giving us website problems. But do feel free to continue here.

Mark, Thank you for you attention on this matter.........

 

not accurate, needs more CAPITALISATION for effect

 

 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 8:31 pm
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Kenny was spot on many years ago


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 8:48 pm
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Posted by: beinbhan

wonder how many other people check the news first thing in the morning hoping that he’s had a stroke, dying quickly is to good for him.

I’m nearly at the point of doing a c’n’p of the same thing. I so want him out of office, incapacitated so he can’t say anything to keep influencing his base supporters, but aware enough of what’s happening so it drives him quietly nuts!

 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 9:02 pm
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Posted by: binners

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the genius of the Daily Star headline writer today…

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I posted that response up on a bunch of Xitter posts yesterday - absolutely irresistible! 

 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 9:04 pm
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California Governor Newsom’s response…


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 9:25 pm
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Posted : 14/04/2026 10:10 pm
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Posted by: somafunk

Posted by: higthepig

I closed it as it was so HUUGE! It was giving us website problems. But do feel free to continue here.

Mark, Thank you for you attention on this matter.........

 

not accurate, needs more CAPITALISATION for effect

 

 

I am sorry, I'd taken my anti-rant meds and been burped just before posting.

 


 
Posted : 15/04/2026 9:00 am
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So Vance is lecturing the Pope not to comment on matters of theology in regard to the Iran war. 

Really!?

Vance is better qualified? Or Trump? 🙄


 
Posted : 15/04/2026 9:07 am
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To be fair I don't think having a pop at the Pope was what really upset the MAGA faithful,  that flavour of Christian Nationalist doesn't have much time for Popes in Rome. 

The "Jesus" meme on the other hand...

Still worth it for Jon Stewart

 


 
Posted : 15/04/2026 9:08 am
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Posted : 15/04/2026 9:09 am
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Both the Catholic church and Trump have been implicated in some horrific crimes against kids, but this isn't an image I needed at breakfast.


 
Posted : 15/04/2026 9:36 am
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Posted by: Caher

Well hopefully the rest of the corrupt crime family will one day see the inside of a state penitentiary. 

Also never gonna happen

 


 
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