[Closed] Does anyone want anything from the chippy?

Babby's yed n' a mixture, please

Quite fancy Cod and Chips, Salt and Vinegar as well please

Sausage in batter and a small chips please.

After a longish while away from the UK, I'd happily nom my way through that in a flash!

I've just had a massive salad.

Pudding, chips and mushy peas for me.
Vinegar, no salt.

Is it Chinese?
If so, I'll have gravy as well, ta.

Couple of new window frames would be great thanks. Hardwood rather than softwood though.

chicken (tikka as a preference) kebab meat with some mayo and chips for me please, lots of salt & vingear on the chips, and I mean lots. 😉

Chips with onion juice please. And a pickled egg.

steak pie and a deep fried mars bar please

fish, fried rice and tub of curry sauce please.

Cod & Chips, plenty of salt and vinegar, delivery to Holland please.

Deep fried macaroni pie, a smoked sausage and a poke of chips please, preferably from the ashvale in Aberdeen if you don't mind.

Jamaican patty for me please Bin-Bins.

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Chips an curry...PLEEEEEESE!!!....
Do you deliver????

Damn you for mentioning chips!

Somehow a bowl of spicy tomato and pepper soup doesn't seem so appealing now 🙁

So can I gave small portition of chips and battered mackerel please? Delivered to north Wales if you don't mind ...

Well, if we're talking delivery.....

The BA lounge at Changi, please. Thanks.

Chip gravy barm please mate, plenty of vinegar to soak into the bread too.

Tell her to put it in a tray, but dont need a fork.

Deep fried Clarkes pie and small chips for me ( couldn't manage a large portion after the pie 😉 )

Babby's'ead'n'chips for me please. Ooh, and some mushy peas. And fish bits if they do them.

And a can of Dandelion and Burdock.

Cod lot and a bag of scrumps please.

I think any thoughts about a health baked potatoe, after tonight night ride, have just gone out the window 😈

Do they do Fritter rolls?

if so I'll have 2, maybe 3

I'll ave a naughty boy an chips please.

Oh and a wally

cheers.

Binners you bastard!! You know where I am' chippys aren't the [i]Same[/i] down here 🙁
Gravey?=no
Curry sauce?=no
Lettuce with your fish n chips?=YOOOOO BASTARDS!!!!!!! 😈
It's awful... 😥

I'll ave a naughty boy an chips please.

he said chippy not strip club

Elfinsafety - Member
Jamaican patty for me please Bin-Bins.

I bloody love these but you can't get em up here. I got my old mum to post me ten, expecting to put them in the freezer, but I ended up just eating them for breakfast lunch and dinner till they were gone.

ooooh, bastard! Living in CH this is one of the things I miss.

Haddock and Chips please, salt on both, vinegar on the chips only. Fish wrapped seperately.

And a jumbo battered sausage.

ta!

[i]Lettuce with your fish n chips?[/i]

Mother of god! Only the depraved mind of a red brace twanging cockney trader could come up with that sort of filth!

@ CFH - I was going to say welcome back, but it sounds as if you're off again!

PS - Binners, hurry up, I'm getting hungry now ...

No ta, far too unhealthy. I'll stick with my banana, apple and cherry tomatoes thanks.

I miss chesse and onion pies. Not available round here

Binners you bastard!! You know where I am' chippys aren't the Same down here
Gravey?=no
Curry sauce?=no

has tha [i]nowt[/i] moist?

Sue, I'm on my way home now....! Pretty long trip this one. Flew out to Sydney two weeks ago on Friday. Heading back from Singapore this evening.

Not long before I start the stroll to the boarding gate with my now traditional listening;
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Deep fried Mars bar please.

Large cod, chips peas and gravy please and a sachet of HP - oh go on I'll have a scallop and a buttered muffin and a can of dandelion & burdock.

Fanks.

They have [i]Liquer[/i] which looks like watery whale jiz 😥
Or beans.... 😕 Wooohoo....

[i]does anyone want anything from the chippy[/i] ?.

Yeah, the oil, I'll run my car on it.
Ta.
😉

Butter pie and chips, ta. Plenty of sore finger.

Or beans.... Wooohoo....

Acksherly, I've recently taken to having banked beans with me fish 'n' chips. Try it, it's really quite nice

Fish supper, battered not breaded and a pickled onion please.

lots of salt and vinegar. no, more than that - keep going, keep going.

Call that a pickled onion? I want something that challenges a pickled egg for size - not something i could have got out of the jar at home...

Smokey supper. Vinegar, no salt. Good blob of ketchup. Ta.

Can you email it to me as an attachment or something?

Can't believe no one has been asked if they want it open or closed yet.

Standards are slipping....

Am I too late for fish and split?

Open...always! Steamed fish n chips isn't right at all...
Beans! BEANS!!! Are you mad???? 😯

Or a cheese pie, can't make my mind up

And where is binners right now?

Is he diligently scribbling down our orders and arranging (international) delivery?

No! The selfish bugger is down the chippy and will soon be back online going nom, nom, nom; having put the though of chips in the mind of the rest of us and then leaving us to dribble into our soup.

Binners - there's a name for people like you: "chip-tease" 🙂

Years ago Hollands used to make lovely thin cheese an onion pies, perfect size for a muffin.. 😀
The new ones aren't the same at all..... 😥

😆 @ Sue!

Years ago Hollands used to make lovely thin cheese an onion pies, perfect size for a muffin..

Are you from Wigan, Khani?

*BURPS*

Blimey, that were good! Steak pudding, chips, peas and gravy! Washed down with a can of the Black Doctor! Thats set me up for tonight's turbine ride

Slightly worrying though as I've now discovered a really good chippy, right near the office, where you can sit in. Hmmmmmmmm. My poor waistline 😳

Right. Everyone's orders in the kitchen. Grab some plates

Oh... and LOL at Sue 😆

No..Hyde, the land of serial killers.... 😀
Bernard manning called it a roundabout with chippys.. Which is about right..

Even though I'm intolerant of dairy anytime I go back to the old country I have to eat the first Hollands cheese pie I see. There are consequences for falling off the wagon/milk float but god it's worth it.!

Steak pudding, chips, peas and gravy!

No..Hyde, the land of serial killers....

Binners. Fear the pie. The pie is your enemy.

Will be lunching in Bosun's chippy tomorrow

How can something so good be wrong Harry?

Anyway: I'm starting to fuel up now for HtN in February. Its going well so far

Anyway: I'm starting to fuel up now for HtN in February. Its going well so far

If you hit the tree at the bottom of The Chin you will burst.

I'm too lazy and tired, so I went and ordered a Chinese. 😳

Is it just me, or does anyone else think wunundred and furty pahynds is a little pricey? 😯

Blimey. Steep rise in the cost of noodles, apparently. 😐

My poor waistline

What a bastard Binners truly is. Calls poor Bagpuss72 'fayt', right, then this. As well as beating her and making her cook his dinner then buggering off down the pub. 😥

And a chip-tease to top it all off. Despicable. 😡

Cheese and onion fryit on a barm.

Large chips S&V.

simple. 😆

nbt - Member
Babby's yed n' a mixture, please

Could someone translate please?

Either chips, cheese and gravy or fish, chips and curry sauce.... Yum

Could someone translate please?

I think it's a Northern thing. Probbly pigs gizzards stuffed with pigeons, cabbage and turnips fried in lard or something. They like things like that up there, as real food is too spensive for them and they don't have inside plumbing. 😥

nbt - Member
Babby's yed n' a mixture, please
Could someone translate please?

they don't have inside plumbing.

you noticed my colostomy then

Takes me the best part of an hour to get chips to come out like they do in the chippy, takes them 3mins, i know. (peeling,chopping, boiling water for 3mins, fry for a min at high temp., cool down,refry at medium temp....thats an hour, just for chips.
I make my own curry sauce though, miles better than any I ever bought.

Panga please!

Haggis supper, sauce and 2 large pickled onions, bottle of irn-bru - glass bottle of course.

I'll have a heart attack burger and a bottle of kidney failure please 🙂 .

Mooooooooooooshy paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays

Meat and potatoe pie, mus peas and chips with gravy, please.
that's what i miss after moving up ear (Highlands) from Manchester.
The pie's up ear are not fit to give your dog.
Flock

Khani....by god you take me back. Had my mixture with a cheese and onion pie (hollands of course).

Got a mate that used to live next door (literaly) to the hollands pie factory in baxenden and says he's never eaten one. He's either a friggin good liar or a veggie!